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43 raking jokes and hilarious raking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about raking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready to break out the gloves and knee pads! Read this article to learn some of the best raking jokes to keep you laughing while you're out in the yard taking care of those leaves. From funny puns to punny one-liners, these jokes will be sure to keep you and your lawn entertained.

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Funniest Raking Short Jokes

Short raking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raking humour may include short mowing jokes also.

  1. Do you know how the blonde broke her arms? She fell out of the tree while she was raking leaves
  2. I like to yard work listening to Judas Priest... ......singing at the top of my lungs: RAKING THE LAWN RAKING THE LAWN!
  3. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
  4. Hear about the blonde who broke her arm? She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.
  5. I worked in one of those creepy ice cream vans over memorial day weekend, and I must say, they really do work. I raked in the Benjamins. Also got a couple Jacobs and Timothys as well.
  6. How do you get a one armed polish guy out of a tree? Wave.
    What was he doing up in the tree in the first place?
    Raking leaves.
  7. What's with Trump and landscape equipment? First he's raking for California, now he's hoeing for Saudi Arabia.
  8. My buddy's landscaping company has suddenly become hugely successful since Fall is well and truly upon us... He's raking it in!
  9. How do authorities in Finland find out who started a wildfire? A rake kit
  10. Why was the blonde all battered and bruised after raking leaves? Because she fell of the tree!

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Raking One Liners

Which raking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raking? I can suggest the ones about rubbing and sawing.

  1. How did the blonde break her legs raking leaves? She fell out of a tree.
  2. How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves? She fell out of the tree.
  3. Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in.
  4. I hit two good balls out golfing today. I stepped on the bunker rake.
  5. How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of a tree
  6. I used to have a job collecting leaves I was raking it in
  7. I used to be addicted to raking my lawn. But I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.
  8. newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?
    He fell out of the tree
  9. What is worse than stepping on a rake? ...stepping on a child-sized rake.
  10. How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves? He fell off the palm tree
  11. What do you call a guy raking leaves? Russel.
  12. What do you call an anorexic with buck teeth? A rake
  13. A year ago I was Gang Raked by a bunch of gardeners. I'm still in disbe-leaf!
  14. How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
  15. What did Ivan Drago say when he saw a clutter of leaves on the ground? I must rake you

Raking Leaves Jokes

Here is a list of funny raking leaves jokes and even better raking leaves puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
    A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
  • I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit.
  • Don't move leaves without their permission... That's rake.
  • Raking leaves s**...... ...but the alternative blows.
  • How did the p**... die raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Raking joke, How did the p**... die raking leaves?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about raking can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of raking puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Raking Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about raking you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sweeping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make raking prank.

2 hearses.

One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. "My wife," the man replied. "I'm sorry," said Dave. "What happened to her?" "My dog bit her and she died." Dave then asked who was in the second hearse. The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well." "Can I borrow your dog?" "Get in line." replied the man.

Netflix the clairvoyant!

Donald Trump is raking in the votes and winning primaries like we haven't seen since 2008 when Obama started his sweep of the nation.
Which proves that Netflix was right all along...
Orange is the new Black.

One day the male gorilla at a zoo's enclosure dies...

...The female is about to go into mating season so they are desperately searching for a replacement for the male gorilla. So, after trying all of the neighboring zoos they see the Greek janitor raking leaves with his hairy back for all to see. They approach him and ask,
"Will you sleep with the female gorilla for $500?"
He replies,
"I'll need to think about it overnight"
The next day he comes in and walks up and says,
"OK, I'll do it under one condition."
"Anything," they reply.
"Ok, you are going to have to give me a week to come up with the $500."

Worms in the hole

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

Raking joke, Worms in the hole

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The impact of these raking jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.