Rainstorm Jokes
5 rainstorm jokes and hilarious rainstorm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rainstorm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Rainstorm Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good rainstorm joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why do convertible owners drive with the top down in rainstorms?
So they can use the car pool lane.
A priest is painting the outside of his church...
He realizes he won't have enough paint to complete the job unless he adds water, which he does. When he finishes, a freak rainstorm pops up and his handiwork is lost as all the paint is washed off. From the clouds, a voice calls out:
"Repaint, and thin no more."
One cloud says to another, "Oh no, we don't have enough water to make a rainstorm"
The other cloud says, "don't worry - we'll make dew"
A sailor gets shore leave after 4 months at sea, and goes into a bar
He says to the bartender, "Man, I want to have s**... in the worst way!"
The bartender replies, "How about standing up in a hammock, during a rainstorm?"
A doe runs up to a b**... after a big rainstorm.
"b**..., come quick! The forest is flooding and you are our only hope!"
"Frankly my deer, I don't give a dam."
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