The Best 7 Rainstorm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rainstorm jokes. There are some rainstorm thunderstorm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rainstorm sorceress puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rainstorm Jokes and Puns

A priest is painting the outside of his church...

He realizes he won't have enough paint to complete the job unless he adds water, which he does. When he finishes, a freak rainstorm pops up and his handiwork is lost as all the paint is washed off. From the clouds, a voice calls out:

"Repaint, and thin no more."

One cloud says to another, "Oh no, we don't have enough water to make a rainstorm"

The other cloud says, "don't worry - we'll make dew"

A sailor gets shore leave after 4 months at sea, and goes into a bar

He says to the bartender, "Man, I want to have sex in the worst way!"

The bartender replies, "How about standing up in a hammock, during a rainstorm?"

A doe runs up to a beaver after a big rainstorm.

"Beaver, come quick! The forest is flooding and you are our only hope!"
"Frankly my deer, I don't give a dam."

Somebody cut me off on the highway today during a rainstorm, and started hydroplaning in front of me.

I was cross with them at first, but then I just let it slide.


What do you call a car with the top down in a rainstorm?

A convert-to-pool.

I've only heard the setup for this joke, anybody know the rest?

A Jew and a Pollock are in a rainstorm...

That's all I know and I've been dying to find out the rest. Anybody have any ideas?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rainstorm blizzard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rainstorm midair piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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