The Best 52 Rains Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rains jokes. There are some rains neice jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rains rainbows puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rains Jokes and Puns

Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?

Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm?

One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.

Ever wonder why it rains one day, and is sunny on the next?

Because the world is "bipolar".

Rains joke, Ever wonder why it rains one day, and is sunny on the next?

Two English Muslims go on holiday in Spain...

Two English Muslims go on a long holiday in Spain, and they're having a wonderful time until one day the weather turns and it rains for three days straight. On the fourth day, one of them looks out of the window in the morning.

"Ahmed, I think we can visit some of the local buildings today. We should bring an umbrella though."

"Ah, but Hissam, how is the weather looking on the forecast? Is it Sunni, or is it Shi'ite?"

Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.

October through May, then June through September.


Whenever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad.

Maybe I should let her in.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Rains joke, Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

What's White & Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry

Courtesy of my significant other

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The Wizard of Oz takes on a whole new plot when you look at it from Toto's perspective...

... as much as Dorothy misses Kansas, Toto misses the rains down in Africa.

What do you get when it rains t-rexes?

A meat-eater shower

Out of all the Gods...

...the weather God rains.

Democrats: "The rains are God crying about Trump's inauguration"....

Republicans: "The storms are why there was such low turnout."

Trump: "The showers remind me of when I was in Russia."

What happens to America when it rains?

It becomes full of mi-soggy-nists

Rains joke, What happens to America when it rains?

Every time it rains I find my wife standing at the window, looking kind of sad.

Maybe I should let her inside.

What doesnt get wet when it rains?

The oceans

(The joke is the joke itself.)

Please clap.

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

They missed the rains down in Africa


A priest and a man are sitting on a bench.

Man : forgive me father, for i have sinned.

Priest : What have you done my son?

M : Everytime it rains i rape someone. A month ago it was raining and i raped my aunt.

P : may god forgive you my son.

M : a week ago it was raining again and i raped my neighbour.

P : may god forgive you my son.

M : just yesterday i raped my daughter.

*The priest runs into the church and locks the door.*

M : father, what are you doing?

P : It's starting to rain.

Apparently it rains every Monday.

But it is important to remember that correlation does not imply condensation

Jim said he masturbates under two conditions:

1. When it rains.

2. When it doesnt rain.

Why do people carry umbrellas when it rains?

Because umbrellas can't walk. Ba'dum tssss

What kind of vegetable do people farm indoors after it rains?

Leaks

I only drink twice a year

When it rains and when it doesn't rain

When it's sunny, I think, "beer garden!"

When it rains, I usually go to the bar for a while.

When it's snowing, I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.

I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather…

Why do people think AI will take over?

We can't even keep our electricity on when it rains.

Why does Pharah Amari like hailstorms?

Because just ice rains from above.

How did the Ethiopian priest make holy water?

He blessed the rains down in Africa.

Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?

Because the sun just came out.

What's the difference between a horse and the weather?

One is reined up and the other rains down

Why do people feel bad when it rains?

Because, nothing throws shade like an umbrella. #dadjoke

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

Why are there no vampires in africa?

Because they blessed the rains down in africa.

If vampires are hurt by holy water, why don't priests just bless a storm cloud to kill vampires everywhere? But then I remembered why so many vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

What Pokèmon blesses the rains down in Africa?

Totodile

If a day when it rains is a "wetting day", then it isn't ironic to have rain on your wetting day.

Don't you think?

I bless the rains down in Aaaaafricaaaaaa.....

...or, the story of how Toto rid the dark continent of vampires forever.

Why are there no demons in Africa?

Cause someone already blessed the rains down there.

Why is the Nile River filled with holy water?

People keep blessing the rains in Africa.

Pluviophiles

They get soo *wet* when it rains

i bless the rains down in

ah frick... uh... i forget the words guys

TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.

This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.

Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.

My wife and kids always look through the window all sad and angry when it rains

Maybe I should let them in

Since vampires are hurt by holy water, I always wondered why Priests don't bless storm clouds and kill them from above. Then I realized why most vampires live in Europe

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

I've got to stop masturbating in the shower...

Everytime it rains I get a hard on.

What are there no vampires in Africa

Because vampires die from holy water , and we blessed the rains down in Africa

I was wondering why there were so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa, and than I realized Vampires are killed by Holy water...

They blessed the rains down in Africa.

Why are there so many vampires in Europe and not in Africa?

Vampires are killed with holy water and they bless the rains down in Africa.

Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?

Because the kids have to play inside

I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but not in África. Then i realised vampires are killed by holy water.

They bless the rains down in Africa .

Credits to u/Josh1804

I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.

Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.

They bless the rains down in Africa.

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