Raining Sky Jokes
25 raining sky jokes and hilarious raining sky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about raining sky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Raining Sky Short Jokes
Short raining sky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raining sky humour may include short raining day jokes also.
- My son asks me "Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?" and I reply, "Yes son, the sky is pretty blue."
- I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining It's really irrigating.
- My Jewish friend and I live in California where there were a lot of wildfires recently, and suddenly ashes started raining from the sky. He said, "oh look, a family reunion!"
- Old couple walking around the park... - Honey, tell me how much do you love me. \- Do you see all those clouds in the sky?
\- While yes, of course.
\- Let's go home, cuz it's going to rain.
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Raining Sky One Liners
Which raining sky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raining sky? I can suggest the ones about night sky and raining so hard.
- There are japanese car parts falling from the sky here It's raining datsun cogs
- What's White & Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky? The coming of the Lord.
- What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies
- Why did the sky rain blood? Mother nature was on her period.
Cheerful Fun Raining Sky Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about raining sky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rainy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make raining sky pranks.
The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, Surely, it's not going to rain today?
And she replied, Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley.
That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode.
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Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?
Because the sun just came out.
A woman and her husband were arguing over the current precipitation...
The woman insisted it was drizzling outside while her husband said that really, it was just misting.
They decided that the argument would be settled by asking their elderly former soviet neighbor Rudolf.
Rudolf grimaced at the sky for a moment and held up a hand to catch some of the falling moisture. "It is drizzle," he declared.
The husband, a little put out by losing the argument, complained. "And why are we accepting our neighbors judgement?"
"Because," the wife replied, "Rudolf the red knows rain, dear."
Rudolph the Red
There once was a young Viking named Rudolph the Red and his wife Freydis. Freydis decided to have a walk with her husband, but when she told him of her plans he took one look at the sky grunted and said it was going to rain. Freydis was confused a there were no clouds in the sky. Later on in the day when it was pouring down rain she asked her husband how he knew which he replied with Ruldolph the Red knows rain dear.
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So a s**... house painter gets a contract to paint a rectory.
Being the swindler cheapskate he is, he stirs water into the paint to save a buck. The painter hastily slaps the paint onto the rectory, and right as he applies the last s**..., the weather, which had been perfectly clear and sunny, instantly went dark, and a torrential rain poured down. The cheap paint instantly washes away with the deluge, and the painter, furious with the turn of luck falls to his knees and shakes his fists to the sky.
"WHY GOD, WHY?" He shouts.
An earthshaking voice booms in response **"REPAINT, REPAINT: THIN NO MORE"**
Rain or Snow
A husband and wife went on vacation to St Petersburg. One night they were there, precipitation fell from the sky.
"Oh look, it's snowing!" said the wife.
"No, that's rain," the husband argued.
Unable to settle if it was raining or snowing, they decided to ask the first person they saw. They ran into Officer Rudolph on duty.
"Excuse me, Officer," the husband started, "is it raining or is it snowing?"
"It's clearly raining!" he replied.
Satisfied, the husband turned to the wife and said
"See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear!"
How the Fukarwe Indians got their Name:
The Fukarwe Indians lived in Utah about 2,000 years ago.
They were a peaceful tribe and lived in Teepees on the prarie.
One day it started raining heavily.......and kept on raining.
The prarie started to flood and they were forced to move to higher ground.
And the rain kept coming......and the tribe had to move to higher and higher ground.
Until they found themselves at the top of a mountain.
And the Chief raised his hands to the Sky and shouted.
Where the Fukarwe!!!!..........z
There once lived a man named Olf...
...and because he was also drunk and red-face, they called him Olf the Red. One day, he looked out the window and saw that it was about to rain, so he said to his wife, "Honey, I think it's about to rain". To which his wife responded, "Are you sure?" Olf looked at the black skies and pouring droplets and said, "Yes, I'm sure." His wife replied, "Oh, you know how you easily mistaken things when you're drunk." And so Olf snapped, "Rude, Olf the Red knows rain, dear."
A long way to go for a bad pun
In Russia in the early 1800's, there was a weather man named Rudolph. He was very good at his job, but he was particularly famous for predicting rain. One morning, it was bright and sunny outside, without a cloud in the sky. However, Rudolph predicted that there would be a huge rain storm, bigger than anyone had ever seen. People laughed and thought it was ridiculous, but sure enough, that night it rained more than anyone in Russia had ever seen. In only 3 hours, it rained over 10 inches! That morning, Rudolph's wife was astounded. "I can't believe you were right about this, honey!" she said, surprised. Rudolph just laughed and said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
A man goes into a bar...
and says to the barman "will you give me a free drink if i show you something amazing?"
to which the barman says "sure"
so the man opens the door and in walks a guy who is only 13 inches high, who sits down at a piano and plays all of Mozart's work from memory.
The barman is curious and says "how did that happen?" and the man tells him
"there's a genie round the corner, who's giving away one free wish to everyone he meets."
So the barman goes round the corner and says to the genie "I wish for ten million bucks!", and all of a sudden it starts raining ducks from the sky. the barman quickly gets indoors to escape the wave of ducks and says to the customer "that genie you told me about is really deaf."
and the man says "tell me about it. He though I asked for a 13 inch pianist"
My favorite kids joke
One Sunday afternoon Rain Drop, the oldest child, grows curious and asks her mother:
"mother, why did you name me Rain Drop?"
"February 22, it was a winter night when I had you, me and your father took you out of the hospital as soon as you were born. It was raining outside and the first thing that touched your forehead was a clear cold rain drop, so we names you after that."
Rain Drop excited tells his brother and sister. Her sister, Snow Flake, asks her father:
"Father, why did you name me Snow Flake?"
"It was December 21, and you were just born that morning. Your mother and I took you outside from the warm hospital to the cold winter weather. As we let you see the sky a tender snow flake falls and vanishes in your pink lips. And that's why we named you Snow Flake"
Then bowling ball asks the mom
"Wysfodletlkqsquipeso!?"
A girl runs under a church awning to escape the rain.
A priest at the door greets her. "Are you all right, my dear?"
"Oh yes, I'm fine!" she exclaims. "It's just absolutely pouring rain!"
Suddenly, the sky opens up, and water begins to cascade down as if pouring from an enormous faucet.
"*Wow!*" the girl shouts. "Now it's *really* raining cats and dogs!"
All at once, the rain stops, and felines and canines begin pelting the ground from above!
"This is the devil's work!" cries the priest. "Quickly! Pray to God that this may stop!!"
Panicked, the girl falls to her knees and begins to pray.
"Hail Mary, full ofaaaAAAAAAUUGGHH!!"
Two blondes were shopping at the mall.
When they were done, they went out to their car, an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car.
So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock.
The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, "Hurry, hurry! It's going to rain and we left the top down!"