Rainbow Jokes
76 rainbow jokes and hilarious rainbow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rainbow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your day more colorful with these funny and glittery Rainbow Jokes! We've got jokes about Rainbow Six Siege, Rainbow Trout, Rainbow Hair, Rainbow Friends, Rainbow Kids, Rainbow TV Show and even more! Let's get started and turn the grey world into a rainbow of laughter and joy!
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Funniest Rainbow Short Jokes
Short rainbow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rainbow humour may include short colorful jokes also.
- What did Lieutenant Worf say when he made rainbow T-shirts with his son? Today *is* a good day to dye!
- My 8yo daughter just hit me with this one What's the difference between my dad and a slice of pizza?
A slice of pizza can't feed a family
Sheeesh. Like a rainbow dagger to my cold dead heart. - My 5 yo son, Samuel, came up with this knock knock joke at his birthday and we were all in tears.. "Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Sam"
"Sam who?"
"Samwhere over the rainbow..." - When I have kids... When I have kids I want them to be friends with people of every colour of the rainbow...
So no black people - I ate some rainbow candy that I was a little concerned about; I'm okay now; it passed with flying colors
- What does a meteorologist use when they go hunting. A Rain-Bow
- What do we call six gay men that go to war? Rainbow six siege.
- What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone? Green Green, Yellow?
- What would you find at the end of a rainbow? Double U.
- What do rainbows do in prison? They refract on what they have done.
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Rainbow One Liners
Which rainbow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rainbow? I can suggest the ones about colourful and raining sky.
- How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, they're pretty light.
- Where do bad rainbows go? Prism
Only a light sentence - Today I successfully weighed a rainbow Turns out it was pretty light
- What happens to rainbows that break the law? They go through the prism system
- How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue
- What do you find at the end of a rainbow? A W
( joke from my 8 yo daughter) - A pilot passed through a rainbow on his flight test. He passed with flying colors.
- You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
- Where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
- What do you call a magician wearing a rainbow colored suit? Hue-dini
- Why are rainbows always happy? Because they just got out of prism.
- What makes a rainbow so special? It's on the spectrum
- What do you call a rainbow without any colors? A plainbow.
- What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!
- How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow? Non-violet protests
Rainbow Kid Jokes
Here is a list of funny rainbow kid jokes and even better rainbow kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
Rainbow Connection Jokes
Here is a list of funny rainbow connection jokes and even better rainbow connection puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the unicorn cross the road? To make the rainbow connection!
Cheerful Rainbow Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about rainbow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spectrum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rainbow pranks.
Your mama joke!
She sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
The person sitting on the barstool next to her, is her.
She was sunbathing on the beach one day, and the "save the whales" people kept trying to push her back into the water.
She accidentally cut herself, and gravy came out.
Coloured Eggs
A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
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Since We're Posting Jokes From Our Grandpas...
A twenty-something with a rainbow colored mohawk is sitting at a booth at a restaurant. After a while he realizes an old man sitting there staring at him. He goes back to eating but the old man is still staring at him. Eventually, he goes over and asks "look, can I help you?" and the old man says "well son, years ago I had s**... with a parrot and I was wondering if you might be my son."
What do you find at an end of the rainbow?
Violet
A rainbow took an exam...
It passed with flying colours.
So many rainbows
so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California.
Doritos announced new Pride-Flag inspired rainbow colored tortilla chips
This will be the first time finishing a bag of Doritos has ever been associated with pride.
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If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with?
A RAINBOW!
What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?
Chihuehue
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Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father?
Because he was too flambouyant.
Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow.
Except black. There's no black in a rainbow.
Credits to vinesauce
I think my wife considers me her rainbow.
Or at least, according to her, I'm on the spectrum.
A rainbow is doing a drug deal...
The cops pull up and the rainbow yells "I don't want to go back to prism!"
My mental health is like a rainbow
All over the spectrum
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What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew?
Rainbow Dust!
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The Light & The Rainbow
So we're out one night and my boyfriend says "Where's the rainbow?"
and I say "Lookout it's coming right now."
Then we have s**....
My name's Marie.
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Since I was a kid I always wanted to find the p**... of gold at the end of the rainbow.
But I guess that is just something Irish for.
Ever wonder why you only see rainbows with the Sun at your back?
Now you do.
The youth of today don't know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts...
..I guess it's a dying art.
I looked up at the multicoloured sky, where sandals and sunglasses floated above everything. Then I couldn't stop myself, and I broke out into song.
"Summer wear over the rainbow."
I Was So Poor
in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black and white!
What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe.
He's in love with the shape of U.
How much does a Rainbow weigh?
Idk it's Light!
Hahahaha as far as I am aware, I just created this joke and I could not be more proud of myself!!!!
What weapon do gay archers use?
A rain-bow.
What do you call a deceitful little criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow?
A leprechaun artist!
I was at a barber shop in Bangkok and I asked to get my hair dyed, and for the barber to surprise me. I noticed that it was taking a bit longer than hair dyeing normally would, and when I looked at the finished job in the mirror, I noticed that they were in rainbow swirls.
When I asked the barber, "What is this?" he told me,"Well, it's a Thai dye."
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What do you call the ban on same s**... marriage?
Rainbow s**... Seize
What kind of bow does gay Robin Hood shoot with?
Rainbow
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Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?
A m**... in a suit.
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Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?
Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?
Yes.
Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?
Yes.
Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?
Yes, Sensei.
That's the problem. You keep watching s**... s**... instead of practicing!
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Bought a new camera today…
and wanted to test it out. I was looking for a good subject and found a salon where a guy was cutting a woman's hair. I went in and asked him if I could take some pictures. He said she wanted a rainbow look, and it would be great to get some before and after pics to capture the coloring process.
That's when I shot a man, just to watch him dye.
Not even sushi is safe.
Wife and I were having sushi, she ordered a rainbow roll and asked if I wanted piece
I told her I would have the piece on the end... Just for the Halibut.
I was impressed at how well she controlled the impulse to stab me with the chop sticks.
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I saw a rainbow flag covered in seaweed.
AlgaeBTQ
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Took my dad shopping for some new shoes
He's 86 and found it quite tiring so we stopped for a coffee and a sandwich. While sitting there some teenagers sat at the table next to us.
One of them had a Mohican hairdo that was dyed all the colours of the rainbow and my dad wouldn't stop staring at him.
Eventually the boy got fed up of this and asked my dad sarcastically 'what is your problem old man haven't you ever done anything wild just for fun'
My dad, without missing a beat, replied
'I got drunk once in my 20's and had s**... with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son'
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What did the gay gamer call his b**...?
His Rainbow Six!
