The Best 74 Rainbow Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rainbow jokes. There are some rainbow biv jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rainbow houndini puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rainbow Jokes and Puns

Dirty old man

An old man was sitting on a bench when a teenager with a rainbow mohawk walked by. The old man stared at him. Seeing him star, the teenager said "What's the matter old-timer, never done anything crazy in your life?" The old man replied "Many years ago, I got drunk at a wild party and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering whether you were my son."

Your mama joke!

She sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

The person sitting on the barstool next to her, is her.

She was sunbathing on the beach one day, and the "save the whales" people kept trying to push her back into the water.

She accidentally cut herself, and gravy came out.

Coloured Eggs

A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.

The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.

Rainbow joke, Coloured Eggs

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

[*singing*] Some-where over the rain-bow...

Weigh a pie.

When I have kids...

When I have kids I want them to be friends with people of every colour of the rainbow...
So no black people


My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow.

That means no black people.

Since We're Posting Jokes From Our Grandpas...

A twenty-something with a rainbow colored mohawk is sitting at a booth at a restaurant. After a while he realizes an old man sitting there staring at him. He goes back to eating but the old man is still staring at him. Eventually, he goes over and asks "look, can I help you?" and the old man says "well son, years ago I had sex with a parrot and I was wondering if you might be my son."

Rainbow joke, Since We're Posting Jokes From Our Grandpas...

You are riding a unicorn chasing a rainbow tiger and there is a flying lion behind you. What do you do?

Get off the carousal, you're drunk.

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

A rainbow took an exam...

It passed with flying colours.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

So many rainbows

so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California.

Doritos announced new Pride-Flag inspired rainbow colored tortilla chips

This will be the first time finishing a bag of Doritos has ever been associated with pride.

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Rainbow joke, Doritos announced new Pride-Flag inspired rainbow colored tortilla chips

If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with?

A RAINBOW!

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue


Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father?

Because he was too flambouyant.

Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow.

Except black. There's no black in a rainbow.

Credits to vinesauce

What do you call a rainbow shoelace?

A faglet.

What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone?

Green Green, Yellow?

I think my wife considers me her rainbow.

Or at least, according to her, I'm on the spectrum.

A rainbow is doing a drug deal...

The cops pull up and the rainbow yells "I don't want to go back to prism!"

Last night I discovered the dangers of drunk driving...

...when I played Mario Kart on rainbow road after shotgunning 6 beers

What do you call a racing video game map popular with gay men?

Rainbow Road.

My mental health is like a rainbow

All over the spectrum

What do you call a pair of gay muppets?

A rainbow connection!

What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew?

Rainbow Dust!

The Light & The Rainbow

So we're out one night and my boyfriend says "Where's the rainbow?"

and I say "Lookout it's coming right now."

Then we have sex.

My name's Marie.

A pilot passed through a rainbow on his flight test.

He passed with flying colors.

Since I was a kid I always wanted to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

But I guess that is just something Irish for.

Ever wonder why you only see rainbows with the Sun at your back?

Now you do.

The youth of today don't know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts...

..I guess it's a dying art.

I looked up at the multicoloured sky, where sandals and sunglasses floated above everything. Then I couldn't stop myself, and I broke out into song.

"Summer wear over the rainbow."

What do you call a magician wearing a rainbow colored suit?

Hue-dini

I Was So Poor

in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black and white!

How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow?

Non-violet protests

What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe.

He's in love with the shape of U.

Canadians can be such hypocrites about gender inclusion...

There are towns that are against rainbow sidewalks but have no problem at all with the Trans-Canada Highway.

Why are rainbows used as a symbol to represent the gay community?

Because they're not straight.

How much does a Rainbow weigh?

Idk it's Light!

Hahahaha as far as I am aware, I just created this joke and I could not be more proud of myself!!!!

What weapon do gay archers use?

A rain-bow.

What do you call a rainbow without any colors?

A plainbow.

Credit to my 6 year old.

What do you find at the end of a rainbow?

A W

( joke from my 8 yo daughter)

Why do people even make a big deal about Houndini escaping straightjackets?

I mean, just paint it every color of the rainbow, then boom, no straightjacket.

What do you call a deceitful little criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow?

A leprechaun artist!

what does rain do after its done

it takes a rainbow

I asked a baker where does he go to get his pies weighed. He said somewhere over the rainbow .........

Weigh a pie

In my family, we make a sandwich with Lettuce, Guac, Bacon and Tomato

We call it the "over the rainbow"

If you took LSD and ate some Skittles...

...would you be able to hear and smell the rainbow too?

Why are all Leprechauns drug addicts?

Because there's pot at the end of the rainbow!

What bow cannot be tied?

A rainbow

Why are bismuth crystals rainbow?

Because they're Bi.

What do you call a rainbow crocodile?

An alligator.

*Trigger Warning* What do you call a rainbow in a gray sky?

Gay in Gray

Somebody threw Skittles at me and said, "Taste the rainbow."

So I threw M&M's at them and replied, "I'm not afraid!"

Photons from a rainbow hit you at almost 300 million m/s and you don't even flinch

I guess they are pretty light

Why did the unicorn cross the road?

To make the rainbow connection!

I was at a barber shop in Bangkok and I asked to get my hair dyed, and for the barber to surprise me. I noticed that it was taking a bit longer than hair dyeing normally would, and when I looked at the finished job in the mirror, I noticed that they were in rainbow swirls.

When I asked the barber, "What is this?" he told me,"Well, it's a Thai dye."

What do you call the ban on same sex marriage?

Rainbow Sex Seize

What kind of bow does gay Robin Hood shoot with?

Rainbow

Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?

A moron in a suit.

My 5 yo son, Samuel, came up with this knock knock joke at his birthday and we were all in tears..

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Sam"

"Sam who?"

"Samwhere over the rainbow..."

I ate some rainbow candy that I was a little concerned about;

I'm okay now; it passed with flying colors

What did Lieutenant Worf say when he made rainbow T-shirts with his son?

Today *is* a good day to dye!

Why are rainbows always happy?

Because they just got out of prism.

What happens to a rainbow when it breaks the law?

It goes through the prism system

Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?

Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?

Yes.

Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?

Yes.

Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?

Yes, Sensei.

That's the problem. You keep watching stupid shit instead of practicing!

How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're actually pretty light.

How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they're pretty light.

Where do you take a pie to find out how much it weighs?

Somewhere over the rainbow...

...weigh a pie.

Bought a new camera today…

and wanted to test it out. I was looking for a good subject and found a salon where a guy was cutting a woman's hair. I went in and asked him if I could take some pictures. He said she wanted a rainbow look, and it would be great to get some before and after pics to capture the coloring process.

That's when I shot a man, just to watch him dye.

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