Railway Station Jokes
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What is a good railway station joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
At the train station...
Lady: Excuse me Sir, is this my train?
Conductor: No Ma'am, it belongs to the Railway Station Company.
Lady: Don't be funny. What I'm trying to ask is if I can take this train to Busan.
Conductor: No Ma'am, it's too heavy.
i have been chasing a criminal who murders at railway stations
i think i am on the right track
A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge.
It was a loco motive.
What is a spiced railway station called?
Gare da Mom
Lady: "Is this my train?"
Station Master: "No, it belongs to the railway company.
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Lady: "Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York."
Station Master: "No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy."
Irish Return Ticket
An Irishman walks into a railway station and presents himself at the ticket counter.
I'd like a return ticket, he says.
Where to?
To here! says the Irishman.
Today I saw a boy running with a ticket on his hand at railway station..
Next thing I remember he was lying on the ground and ticket says 9 3/4 Hogwarts.
He missed april fools day
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