Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Railroading Blondes Jokes with Friends.
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.
A brunette is jumping on railroad tracks...
Saying 65, 65, 65
A blonde goes up to her and asks her what she's doing. She replies Jumping on these tracks and counting, want to join me?
She agrees, and follows the brunette in jumping and saying 65.
A train comes by, and the brunette jumps out of the way at the last second, the blonde dies.
The brunette goes back to jumping and saying 66, 66, 66
Two blondes are walking down the railroad tracks.
"Man, all these stairs are killing me," said one.
The other replies, "Forget the stairs, it's these darned low handrails."
Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks.
The first blonde said "man, these steps are killing me!" The second one said "it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"