Raider Jokes

Funniest Raider Short Jokes

Short raider jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raider humour may include short rider jokes also.

1. Did you know that most of the Viking raiders were children? Because it takes a child to raze a village.
2. [OC] My friends and I are starting a disco group. We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador. We call ourselves... The Pillage People.
3. Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider At the time, they were cutting edge.
4. My dog does back-flips when the Raiders kick a field goal....... my buddy asked me what he does when they score a touch-down and I told him I didn't know, I've only had him for 6 years.
5. Did you hear about the supreme court justice who was caught stealing the scraps from restaurant booths? Police identified her as Booth Raider Ginsburg.
6. If Bag Raiders were a Russian band debuting in the 80s, their hit song will be called... Shooting Tsars
7. We should change the Cleveland Browns name to Meoff So we could get some comedic value when the headline says The Raiders beat Meoff this past Sunday
8. The Raiders are moving to Las Vegas Most Oakland fans won't even be able to go to games now due to parole stipulations...
9. It's gonna be tough for Brad Pitt to start dating again. Everybody knows Tomb Raider sequels are terrible.
10. Beer cheaper than water in Oakland. Unfortunately there's a catch, you have to go to a Raiders game.

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Raider One Liners

Which raider one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raider? I can suggest the ones about raided and rover.

1. Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark? Because it's the first Indy movie.
2. What's a Canadian Tusken Raider's favorite snack? POUTINI
3. The only indie movie I like is Raiders of the Lost Ark
4. Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. ...and that was just the box art.
5. How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman? Neither one delivers on Sunday!
6. What do you call a robotic Asian raider A mongol-oid
7. The Oakland Raiders are moving to Las Vegas I think that is quite a gamble.
8. What's worse that a Raiders fan when they are losing? A Raiders fan when they're winning.
9. If 9/11 happened in New Jersey what would they've called it? Raiders of the New Ark
10. What do the Raiders and a ritrement home not have in common? Nothing.
11. How are dads like Tusken raiders? Cause they'll be back soon and in greater numbers.
12. What does a Tusken Raider eat after his dinner? Dessert.
    Buh
    Dum
    CHHHHHHH
13. What is that famous Raider saying? Next season!!! Hater nation!!!
14. What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? w**... raider
15. What would you call Laura Croft if she worked at Planned Parenthood? w**... Raider

Tomb Raider Jokes

Here is a list of funny tomb raider jokes and even better tomb raider puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In the next Tomb Raider movie, Lara Croft will have her own private plane It's called the Aircroft

Humorous Raider Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about raider you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make raider pranks.