Rags Jokes
9 rags jokes and hilarious rags puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rags that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh your way to the top with our collection of funny rags jokes! From raggedy tricycles to an attire makeover, these jokes will have you chuckling at the wonders of a classic rags to riches transformation.
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Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb
I said, "Awww, are you an orphan"?
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents."
I passed a kid sat on the side of the road dressed in rags earlier.
I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He replied, "Yes. What gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents."
I met a little boy today.
He was sitting on the curb, dressed in rags. He had his face in his hands and it looked like he was crying.
I felt kinda bad he was all alone, so I went and sat down beside him.
I said, "Are you an orphan, little guy?"
As he looked up, his eyes were still red and his cheeks still wet. He managed to crack a small smile.
"Yeah. What gave me away?"
I leaned in close and whispered,
"Your parents."
Motherhood is like a fairytale...
... _*but in reverse*_
You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
I went from rags to riches
While reading the dictionary
Did you know about the guy that invented tampons?
He went from rags to riches
A competition is held to determine who is the world's best magician
David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the card disappears.
David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the Statue of Liberty disappears.
Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expects him to best the world's most famous magicians. But he waves his hand, and, *p**...*...
...the 300,000-man strong Afghan National Army disappears.
I found $100 in the laundry
It's my rags to riches story.
So I was walking through the town centre the other day...
I came across a kid at the side of the road, dressed in rags and looking completely miserable.
I said, "You must be an orphan!".
He replied, "Yes! What gave me away?"
"...your parents."
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