Raggedy Jokes
15 raggedy jokes and hilarious raggedy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about raggedy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're in need of some funny, good-natured fun, look no further than these Raggedy Ann and Andy jokes! Perfect for a day filled with laughs, these jokes will have you and your friends rolling in the aisles. From the bushiness of their robes to the double meanings in DMs, these timeless characters provide endless amusement!
Funniest Raggedy Short Jokes
Short raggedy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raggedy humour may include short rusty jokes also.
- I saw a raggedy little boy on the street and asked him if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
- did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box? Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,"Lie to me, lie to me."
- Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the Toy Box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, saying "Lie to me!"
- Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
- Clothes make the man (Joke from my nephew) What's the difference between a sharp-dressed fellow on a bicycle and a raggedy looking guy on a unicycle?
Attire. - What did Raggedy Ann say when she sat on Pinocchio's face? Tell a lie...... tell the truth........ tell a lie ....... tell the truth
- Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? She sat on Pinocchio's face and made him lie to her.
- Did you hear the one about the firedog getting rebuked by a Raggedy Anne? You know what they say. Dalmatian.
- Why did Santa kick Raggedy Ann out of the present bag? Because she sat on Pinocchio's nose and said, "Lie to me."
- Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?
A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
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Raggedy One Liners
Which raggedy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raggedy? I can suggest the ones about crusty and crumby.
- What do you call Raggedy Ann lying face down in a gravel pit? A dirty cotton rock s**....
- How did Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy spice up their s**... life? By trying button stuff.
Raggedy Ann Jokes
Here is a list of funny raggedy ann jokes and even better raggedy ann puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Q: Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toybox?
A: Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and told him to lie! - What do you call Raggedy Ann, in a puddle of mud, with a stone in her mouth? A dirty cotton rock s**....

Fun-Filled Raggedy Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about raggedy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sketchy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make raggedy pranks.
A Fishing Tale
On the shore of the Indian Ocean a raggedy Indian fisherman lay dozing with a hat over his face. Beside him two fishing lines were stuck into the sand.
Up comes an American.
'What are you sleeping for?' says the American. 'You'd be better off catching fish.'
'What for?' asks the fisherman.
'What do you mean, what for? You'd catch some fish, you'd sell them and with the money you'd buy yourself a trawler.
The trawler would catch even more fish. You'd sell it and buy yourself an even bigger boat. You'd catch still more fish. You'd sell it.
Then you'd build yourself a fish processing factory . . . and get rich.
And then you could lie on the beach and sleep.'
The fisherman pulled his hat even further down over his face.
'But that's what I'm doing now.'
A raggedy old nun was walking home ....
.... from the convent one evening, when an old man jumped out of the bushes and had his way with her.
The man laughed and said: "What will you tell the Holy Father NOW, Sister?"
And the nun replied: "I can't lie to the Lord! I must say I was walking home from the convent when a man jumped out from the bushes, attacked me and had his way with me TWICE...... Unless you're too tired?"
What did Raggedy Ann say
to Pinnochio?
Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie.
