Raggedy Jokes
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If you're in need of some funny, good-natured fun, look no further than these Raggedy Ann and Andy jokes! Perfect for a day filled with laughs, these jokes will have you and your friends rolling in the aisles. From the bushiness of their robes to the double meanings in DMs, these timeless characters provide endless amusement!
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Fun-Filled Raggedy Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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A Fishing Tale
On the shore of the Indian Ocean a raggedy Indian fisherman lay dozing with a hat over his face. Beside him two fishing lines were stuck into the sand.
Up comes an American.
'What are you sleeping for?' says the American. 'You'd be better off catching fish.'
'What for?' asks the fisherman.
'What do you mean, what for? You'd catch some fish, you'd sell them and with the money you'd buy yourself a trawler.
The trawler would catch even more fish. You'd sell it and buy yourself an even bigger boat. You'd catch still more fish. You'd sell it.
Then you'd build yourself a fish processing factory . . . and get rich.
And then you could lie on the beach and sleep.'
The fisherman pulled his hat even further down over his face.
'But that's what I'm doing now.'
did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box?
Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,"Lie to me, lie to me."
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the Toy Box?
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, saying "Lie to me!"
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What do you call Raggedy Ann lying face down in a gravel pit?
A dirty cotton rock s**....
Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
What did Raggedy Ann say
to Pinnochio?
Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie.
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How did Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy spice up their s**... life?
By trying button stuff.
Did you hear the one about the firedog getting rebuked by a Raggedy Anne?
You know what they say. Dalmatian.
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