The Best 18 Raft Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Raft jokes. There are some raft rescue jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these raft motorboat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Raft Jokes and Puns

My friend drowned. So at his funeral...

...we took a cake shaped like a life raft.

After all...It's what he would have wanted.

"This is your Captain speaking..."

"...if you look out of your window you will see a small yellow life raft floating in the sea. I am talking to you from there."

3 blonde girls is at the side of a river

And they're trying to get to the village on the other side

1 blond girl ask god to make her smart,so god turn her into a brunette and she swims across the river

the other girl ask god to make her smarter than the girl that just swam,so god make her into a redhead and she built a raft and paddle across

The last girl ask god to make her smarter than the other two girls,so god make her a man and he uses the bridge

A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...

The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways are afraid it will sink before they are rescued, so they start looking around for things they can dispose of to lighten the load.

The Russian takes a case of fine Vodka, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty of that in my country."

Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."

Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."

What happened when the cast of 'Friends' were stuck out at sea in a life raft?

They were fine, because Lisa Kudrow

A carpenter, a tailor, a sailor, a priest and an economist were stranded on a desert island.

"I could chop down the trees and make a raft." Says the carpenter.
"I can stitch a few sheets into a mast."
Says the tailor.
"I can navigate the oceans with the help of the stars."
Says the sailor.
"I will pray for favourable winds and good luck."
Says the the priest.
All they needed now was to chop down a tree to make the raft.
"That's easy," says the economist. "Let's assume an axe."

I had a weird dream the other night that I was on a raft in an ocean of orange soda...

Turns out it was just a weird Fanta sea.

Raft joke, I had a weird dream the other night that I was on a raft in an ocean of orange soda...

How were the cast of Friends able to escape a desert island on a homemade raft?

Because Lisa Kudrow.

Three in floating in the Ocean.

Three men floating in the ocean in a life raft when a smoke-filled bottle bumps the raft. One guy picks it up and opens it. Out comes the Genie. I will grant you each one wish but it can't be changed…..The first guy shouts-out, turn the ocean to beer. The other two look at him then shake their heads and said, Well now I guess we will have to pee in the life raft.

What do you call a potato on a small inflatable raft?

An inner tuber!

Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican.

Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker.

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A Cuban just arrived on a raft...

And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? "Manolo".
Sex? "Two to three times a week"
No,no i mean Male or Female? "Well whatever I can get that week"

What do you call 4 cubans on a raft heading towards America?

Quatro Sinko

Putting a ring on a woman's finger...

is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?


A man drowned at sea attempting to board a life raft after his cargo ship sank.

He was only used to going through hardships.

Raft joke, A man drowned at sea attempting to board a life raft after his cargo ship sank.

What do you call a gay guy in a life raft, who happens to be on fire?


I was watching the Titanic on my iPhone 7.

Rose looks pretty stupid crying on that raft with no Jack.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the raft dinghy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working raft ashore piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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