Raft Jokes

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Funniest Raft Short Jokes

Short raft jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raft humour may include short roach jokes also.

  1. "This is your Captain speaking..." "...if you look out of your window you will see a small yellow life raft floating in the sea. I am talking to you from there."
  2. What happened when the cast of 'Friends' were stuck out at sea in a life raft? They were fine, because Lisa Kudrow
  3. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on a raft in an ocean of orange soda... Turns out it was just a weird Fanta sea.
  4. How were the cast of Friends able to escape a desert island on a homemade raft? Because Lisa Kudrow.
  5. A man drowned at sea attempting to board a life raft after his cargo ship sank. He was only used to going through hardships.
  6. 2 people got in an argument on the other side of the makeshift boat i'm on. So I yelled, what's with all the Rift-Raft over there!?
  7. What do you call a raft full of black people? Smoke on the water.
    My most sincere apologies.
  8. My friend drowned. So at his f**...... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft.
    After all...It's what he would have wanted.
  9. Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican. Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a w**... w**....
  10. A Cuban just arrived on a raft... And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? "Manolo".
    s**...? "Two to three times a week"
    No,no i mean Male or Female? "Well whatever I can get that week"

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Raft One Liners

Which raft one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raft? I can suggest the ones about pong and raid.

  1. Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream.
  2. What do you call a potato on a small inflatable raft? An inner tuber!
  3. What do you call 4 cubans on a raft heading towards America? Quatro Sinko
  4. Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft.
  5. What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft? Halfway.
  6. What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk? white water rafting.
  7. What do you call a gay guy in a life raft, who happens to be on fire? Flame-buoyant!
  8. How do animals cross the ocean? On a Gir-raft.
  9. Hillary and obama are on a raft in the ocean thats sinking. Who survives? America
  10. Two chemists on a raft One says "I really think salt water is the best solution here"
  11. What did the Asian man do when he got on the boat? He raft.
  12. What did the Japanese woman do when the Titanic sank? She raughed (raft).
  13. What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together? A raft
  14. if you have a dirty lift raft... does it make it a dingy dingy?
  15. What's the definition of beans on toast... heads on a raft.

Raft joke, What's the definition of beans on toast...

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What funny jokes about raft you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rust jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make raft pranks.

3 blonde girls is at the side of a river

And they're trying to get to the village on the other side
1 blond girl ask god to make her smart,so god turn her into a brunette and she swims across the river
the other girl ask god to make her smarter than the girl that just swam,so god make her into a redhead and she built a raft and paddle across
The last girl ask god to make her smarter than the other two girls,so god make her a man and he uses the bridge

A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...

The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways are afraid it will sink before they are rescued, so they start looking around for things they can dispose of to lighten the load.
The Russian takes a case of fine v**..., throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty of that in my country."
Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."
Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."

A carpenter, a tailor, a sailor, a priest and an economist were stranded on a desert island.

"I could chop down the trees and make a raft." Says the carpenter.
"I can stitch a few sheets into a mast."
Says the tailor.
"I can navigate the oceans with the help of the stars."
Says the sailor.
"I will pray for favourable winds and good luck."
Says the the priest.
All they needed now was to chop down a tree to make the raft.
"That's easy," says the economist. "Let's assume an axe."

Three in floating in the Ocean.

Three men floating in the ocean in a life raft when a smoke-filled bottle bumps the raft. o**... picks it up and opens it. Out comes the Genie. I will grant you each one wish but it can't be changed…..The first guy shouts-out, turn the ocean to beer. The other two look at him then shake their heads and said, Well now I guess we will have to pee in the life raft.

I was watching the Titanic on my iPhone 7.

Rose looks pretty s**... crying on that raft with no Jack.

A Jewish man and a Christian man are on a plane

On this plane, they have a debate about which religion is more valid. Neither manages to convince the other, but it was a nice friendly conversation. Suddenly, the plane starts to smoke, and ends up crashing in the ocean. Once they're on the safety raft, and the Christian sees the Jewish man cross himself. He says "Hey! I just say you cross yourself! Did I manage to convert you to my religion on the plane?" the Jewish man replies "No no no no no. Spectacles, t**..., wallet, and watch"

Raft joke, A Jewish man and a Christian man are on a plane