Radius Jokes
23 radius jokes and hilarious radius puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about radius that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out these hilarious radius jokes! From clever puns about the bones of the forearm to quips about the depths, widths, and lengths, you're sure to get a chuckle out of these radius-related jokes!
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Funniest Radius Short Jokes
Short radius jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The radius humour may include short sphere jokes also.
- This Hurricane should have been called Snooki... The're both heading to the jersey shore with plans to blow everyone in a 50 mile radius.
- An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pi·z·z·a
- ISIS math problem Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.
- In the Military bootcamp Soldier: SIR WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN STEPPING ON A MINE?
Sergeant: Easy jump 10 meters in the Air and distribute yourself evenly in a radius of 15 meters - Ahmed had 3 apples. Mohammad had 5. They both ate two Now calculate the radius of the bomb blast
- If you have a cylinder with radius Z and depth A; you can calulate the volume with Pi * Z * Z * A.
- Potatoes If potatoes are french fries and cows are burgers. What is the radius of the sun.
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Radius One Liners
Which radius one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with radius? I can suggest the ones about round and angle.
- The volume of a pizza with thickness a and radius z is pi * z * z * a
- Did you know that a pizza with the radius z and the height a... has a volume of pizza?
- Everyone is self centred. But it's the radius that counts.
- My friend broke his radius. I am twice as jinxed, I broke my diameter.
- What do you call a n**... of radius 3.14 cm? Pineapple
Witty Radius Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about radius you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean circle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make radius pranks.
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Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....
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Maths Question (Muslim version)
Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the e**...?
So I was making this image...
There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"
Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.
I should probably stop using math and feta memes.
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A Mathematician, and Physicist, and an Engineer
are asked to find the volume of a red rubber ball.
The mathematician knows that the volume of a sphere has been mathematically determined so they measures the radius and puts it into the proper formula.
The physicist knows that Archimedes discovered how to determine the volume of an object so they submerge it in water and record the change in water level.
The Engineer finds the number on the ball then pulls out their book of red rubber b**... and finds its specifications.
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Mahmoud has 9 apples. Ahmed has 11 apples.
Calculate the radius of the e**...
(Note: stole this from Yik Yak)
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The Blonde Astronaut
One day three female astronauts, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, had a few drinks in a bar to celebrate their accomplishments. The brunette said, "We should be proud that we were the first female astronauts to land on the moon." The redhead said, "And we should be proud that we were the first astronauts to walk on Mars." The blonde added, "And we should be proud that someday we'll be the first astronauts to fly to the sun." "Don't be ridiculous," said the brunette. "If we got within a 100-mile radius of the sun, we would burn up and die!" The blonde replied, "I know, that's why we'll go at night, I'm not that s**...!"
