The Best 22 Radius Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Radius jokes. There are some radius finite jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these radius tibia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Radius Jokes and Puns

Pakistani math problem.

Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion.

The volume of a pizza with thickness a and radius z is

pi * z * z * a

If a pizza has a radius "z" and a depth "a"

Its volume can be defined by pi* z* z* a

Radius joke, If a pizza has a radius "z" and a depth "a"

Math Problem

Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume?

A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)

This Hurricane should have been called Snooki...

The're both heading to the Jersey Shore with plans to blow everyone in a 50 mile radius.


What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Did you know that a pizza with the radius z and the height a...

has a volume of pizza?

Radius joke, Did you know that a pizza with the radius z and the height a...

Everyone is self centred.

But it's the radius that counts.

Maths Question (Muslim version)

Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then ฮ  * radius^2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

An incredible phenomenon of life

A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of piยทzยทzยทa

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So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"

Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.

I should probably stop using math and feta memes.

I have the heart of a lion

And that is why I'm banned from all zoos within a 100 mile radius

Pakistani Maths Problems are like really really complex

Abdul has 3 lunch boxes.

He gives one to Rafiq and another to Hassan.

Calculate the radius of the explosion.

ISIS math problem

Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.

Oatmeal raisin cookies are the child molesters of the cookies world,

they should have to let everyone within a 2 mile radius who they really are.

Radius joke, Oatmeal raisin cookies are the child molesters of the cookies world,

In the Military bootcamp

Soldier: SIR WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN STEPPING ON A MINE?

Sergeant: Easy jump 10 meters in the Air and distribute yourself evenly in a radius of 15 meters

Mahmoud has 9 apples. Ahmed has 11 apples.

Calculate the radius of the explosion

(Note: stole this from Yik Yak)

My friend broke his radius.

I am twice as jinxed, I broke my diameter.


Calculate the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z".

pizza

What do you call a nipple of radius 3.14 cm?

Pineapple

How do you get a pizza of volume pizza?

Make a pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a'.

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