Radioactive Jokes
46 radioactive jokes and hilarious radioactive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about radioactive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Radioactive Short Jokes
Short radioactive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The radioactive humour may include short nuclear jokes also.
- doctor: you've been bitten by a radioactive shark me: so i'm gonna get shark powers right doctor: you no longer have legs...
me: just like a shark. - Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers? To stop it from falling out.
- So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons.
- I dated a greek girl during my latest archeology expedition Radioactivity measurements of her remains confirmed she lived around 700BC
- The other day, I got bitten by a radioactive lawyer... ...I now have the power of attorney.
- I like my women like I like my radioactive isotopes... Really hot and completely unstable.
- If your friend makes you feel sick, they're probably toxic. If they give you a tingly feeling, they're probably radioactive.
- What's the difference between an anti-vaxxer and a barrel of radioactive waste? Nothing. They should both be locked up and labelled "dangerous substance"
- The confused radioactive element So there was a radioactive element who was perpetually confused.
One fine day, he was asked, "what do you do?".
"IDK". - Peter Parker is bitten by radioactive skin care products and becomes... ...THE AMAZING SPIDERMATOLOGIST!
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Radioactive One Liners
Which radioactive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with radioactive? I can suggest the ones about radiation and nuclear powered.
- If you wear a radioactive belt... ...you end up with nuclear waist.
- What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays
- I quit my job at the radioactive waste treatment plant. It had a toxic work environment.
- What do you call a Radioactive Dine-and-Dasher? A Cher-No-Bill
- Did you hear about the Grecian who ate a radioactive falafel? He became a super-gyro.
- What did the radioactive isotope say to the scientist? I.D.K.
- What's the most radioactive kind of plant? The power Plant
- Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor.
- What do you call a radio that exercises? Radioactive
- I have a radioactive element. Too bad, I can't show it to you Rn..
- How do you fight a radioactive honey badger? I think I've made a great mistake.
- What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample? IDK.
- Why did the talk show host get cancer? Because he was really radio-active
- I'm not a cat person because I wasn't bitten by a radioactive cat.
- Ed Byrne - What's the problem with radioactive underpants? Chernobyl fall out..
Radioactive Elements Jokes
Here is a list of funny radioactive elements jokes and even better radioactive elements puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element? Radioactive elements last longer.
- What radioactive element causes r**... cancer? Uranium
Laughable Radioactive Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about radioactive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chernobyl fallout jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make radioactive pranks.
I walked into the nuclear plant operators office...
I walked into the nuclear plant operators office and asked him what to do with the barrels of radioactive waste.
"Bury 'em" he snarled at me,
"No sir, it's actually uranium"
After running his fingers over the raised Braille lettering on the surface, the blind man looked terrified
A passing man noticed this and asked him, "What did it say ?".
The blind man responded, "RADIOACTIVE. DO NOT TOUCH"
Everyone talks about Peter Parker because he was lucky enough to get bitten by the cool kind of radioactive spider...
My buddy Dave got bit by a radioactive brown recluse, and he just turned into a shut in.
If a family with a mother, father, and child is called a nuclear family...
...why isn't i**... called radioactive dating?
We all exist due to a radioactive e**... that formed the universe and with endless posibilities...
...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet.
