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Funniest Radio Station Short Jokes

Short radio station jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The radio station humour may include short radio show jokes also.

  1. I've just been sacked as the weatherman at the local radio station Apparently I was too 'cheerful' when giving out the really bad weather reports!!!
    That's it!! No more mist and ice guy.
  2. What's the difference between chris brown and a radio station? Radio stations only have 90 minutes of nonstop hits.
  3. Gun loading announcement... Apparently my local radio station had an announcement on how to load a gun.
    But I never got the bulletin.
  4. I called into a Russian radio station to request that they play some U2... They shot me down :(
  5. I was scanning radio stations and landed on a religious show where the host made mention of Jesus's will. I thought wow, someone should read that. It would probably solve a lot of arguments.
  6. I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip. You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves
  7. I listened to a colonialist radio station the other day on the way back from work It was just white noise.
  8. Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out.
  9. GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release... all of the radio stations will play classic hits.
  10. Do you remember that radio station that 10 years ago only played music for old people? I admit that today it is playing cool music.

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Radio Station One Liners

Which radio station one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with radio station? I can suggest the ones about radio and radio host.

  1. Ever listen to the radio station WPMS? 3 weeks of the blues, one week of rag-time
  2. Which forks work at the radio station? Tuning Forks.
  3. A radio station said to call their hotline to win a prize All I got was a burnt hand
  4. What is Harry Potter's favorite radio station? Sirius XM
  5. What do you call a Hispanic radio station? Mixed Signals
  6. Whats my dog's favorite radio station? WALK
  7. What's a dogs favorite radio station? W A L K... the woof.
  8. Today, I applied for a job at my local radio station... ...stay tuned for the story!
  9. What do bribed radio stations do to up and coming artists? They FM.
  10. Yo momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.

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Great Radio Station Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about radio station you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gas station jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make radio station pranks.

There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.


She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.
In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?”
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!”
So the woman asked, “Is this a record?”
To which the man replied, “No, its average!”

I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song.


It gives me time to change the radio station.

When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except c**... your car.

The local radio station reports that there's a driver going the wrong way on the motorway

The man decides to call his gf to warn her about it
I know, but it's not just one she says there's hundreds

The local radio station is having a contest.

First place wins a week in New Jersey.
Second place wins 2 weeks in New Jersey.

Considerate.

*An old silly one...but a grin inducer nevertheless*
Mr. Fienstein called the FM radio station and said "I've found a wallet with $400, a credit card and an ID card belonging to Mr. Smith, No.13,Halls Rd, Jackson, TN."
To which the radio jockey says " Oh how honest. So you want his wallet returned back to him?"
Mr. Fieinstein says "No……. I just wanted you to play a sad song for him".

Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)

Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.

Two policemen . . .

Two policemen call the station on their radio.
"Hello. ..... Is this the Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband
dead for stepping on the floor she had mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."

A police officer called his station on the radio.

"I have an interesting case here. An elderly woman shot her husband for stepping on the kitchen floor she just mopped."
Dispatch replied, "have you arrested the woman yet?"
The officer responded, "Not yet. The floor is still wet."

An old lady shot her husband on the foot ...

An old lady shot her husband in the foot for stepping on the floor right after she mopped.
An officer reached on the scene and radioed into the station.
Station: "Has the women been arrested ? "
Officer: "No, the floor is still wet ...."

An old lady shot her husband for stepping on floor she just mopped

A police officer called the station on his radio, "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on floor she just mopped".
Operator, "Did you arrest the woman?"
Officer, "No. The floor is still wet."

A drunk guy calls a radio station...

...and tells the RJ,"I found this purse outside Raven's club. It has 1500 dollars in cash, a credit card, an iPhone 6s, and a driving license with Rebecca's name on it."
The RJ asks in an impressed tone,"It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"

"No. I just wanted to request a sad song for Rebecca."

A police officer called his station back on Radio.

He was at a m**... scene where an old woman shot her husband for stepping on just mopped floor.
Dispatch: So was an Arrest made ?
Officer: Not yet.
Dispatch: ?
Officer: The floor is still wet.

A Grand Prize

I phoned my local radio station today.
When the guy answered the phone he said, "Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize."
"Wahoo!" I shouted in delight.
"It's a Maths question," he said. "Feeling
confident?"
"I've got a degree in Maths and I teach it at my local school," I proudly replied.
"Okay then, to win 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber and to meet him back stage afterwards, what's 2+2?"
"7," I replied.

I turn on the radio to a classical music station and the music was getting static

I was getting FeedBach.

There's a new radio station in town

called WPMS. It has a monthly programming cycle, three weeks of the blues then one week of ragtime.

What happened to the shark that wanted to work at a radio station?

He died after he went on air

The local radio station was asking listeners to call on with their favorite Stars in Horror Movie

I was the first caller and said "Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman"! Aparently enunciation is EVERYTHING.

Recently the police were called to the residence of an elderly couple. The Chief radios the station that the wife has shot the husband.

The Sgt. at the station stammers "What? Why?" The Chief calls back "Well, apparently she warned him about walking on her freshly mopped floors one more time..." Sarge is in utter disbelief "Did you go and arrest her??" Chief said not yet. Sarge asked what the h**... he's waiting for. Chief radios back "The floor still isn't dry..."

A police officer called the station on his radio.

I have an interesting situation here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
Have you arrested the woman?
No, the floor's still wet.

A radio station called me at random and said they'd give me $10,000 if I could answer their trivia question. When they asked me to name two constructions that hold water …

I choked under the pressure. WELL…d**...! is all I could manage to say.

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