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Emergency broadcast alert.
Just happened this morning while taking my wife to work. The emergency broadcast alert came over the radio.
Wife: It's probably just a test.
Me: Unless Trump pressed the big red button.
Our 9 year old: Oh come on now Trump is new to the White House, he doesn't know how everything works yet.
Such innocence and wisdom in one statement.
Why did the two radio broadcasters get along so well?
They were on the same wavelength.
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Chinese soldiers attack a Soviet tractor.
^This ^joke ^originated ^during ^the ^1969 ^Sino-Soviet ^border ^conflict.
**Radio broadcaster:** *"Comrades! Yesterday, a platoon of the Chinese People's Liberation Army attacked an agricultural tractor without provocation."*
*"Fortunately, our tractor returned fire. It then managed to fly back to base for repairs."*
What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing?
A broadcasting broad casting broad.
What did the Spanish radio host say after broadcast?
Audios
Did you hear about the radio personality who murdered his only son while broadcasting because he didn't want him to receive any inheritance?
There was a lot of Dead heir on that show.
What do you call a radio broadcast that'll knock you out in minutes?
The Cosby show
Radio stations are now pulling Do you hear what I hear? from their Christmas broadcast...
Because it is offensive to schizophrenics
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Interview joke . National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, ma'am, you're equipped to be a p**..., but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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