Radiator Jokes
28 radiator jokes and hilarious radiator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about radiator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short radiator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The radiator humour may include short heater jokes also.
- TIL The American flag on the moon has turned white due to radiation Now it looks like the French landed on the moon
- There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now.
So it looks like the French landed there. - My friend passed away the other day. He will be missed. He would light up the room whenever he entered. Come to think of it, this should've been when we noticed the radiation poisoning.
- A band visited the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone without a guide. Everyone suffered from radiation poisoning, except the lead guitarist.
- How are cancer and pregnancy similar? They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.
- I used to be in a band called the radiators... We were a warm up act. Then I joined the duvet. We did mainly covers.
- TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation. In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!
- Two girls in a Catholic convent school. One whispers to the other: "There's a contraceptive hidden behind the radiator!"
The other whispers back: "What's a radiator?" - 2017 won't be all bad For the few people living just the right distance away from the nuclear strikes,the radiation will cure their cancer.
- If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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Radiator One Liners
Which radiator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with radiator? I can suggest the ones about water heater and furnace.
- My radiator broke.
Not cool. - Which fast food produces the most radiation? >!Fission chips. !<
- Babe, you can call me Solar Radiation. Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.
- Where are the happiest people on earth? At Chernobyl. They are radiating.
- Today a friend of mine died of radiation Guess he couldn't handle the neutron style
- What do you call the fallout from an Israeli nuke? Zionizing radiation.
- Radiators! They make great house warming gifts!
- Kids all over the world have beautiful smiles Kids from Chernobyl radiate
- Why is the Chernobyl incident so funny? I mean, it doesn't even radiate happiness.
- Coolest part of a space ship Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator.
- What's the most important part if Japanese real estate? Radiation radiation radiation.
- What will happen if you stay in a highly-radiated city for too long? Chernobyl drop off.
- I was exposed to a dangerous amount of gamma radiation. It still hertz.
- Did you hear about the seal who was exposed to alpha radiation? He's a sealion now.
- What do you call a pop star who can detect ionising radiation?
Lady Geiger
Humorous Radiator Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about radiator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reactor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make radiator pranks.
My wife came home yesterday...
and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."
I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," she insisted.
"Ok, honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
"In the lake."
When the US went to the moon....
...they planted the American Flag. After all these years the radiation from the Sun will have bleached it completely white, so now if Aliens find it they are going to think the French were there first.
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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't p**... well.
In the Cars movie series, they have a place called Radiator Springs.
Now, radiators are vital components in cars, so I find it's a very weird name decision for a city.
Its like calling a human city "Liver pool".
3 guys are driving in the desert and their car breaks down...
Their destination is 2 days away on foot, so the guys decide to take pieces of the car so they don't die.
First guy says "I'll take the radiator, we can drink the water from this"
Second guy says "I'll take the hood of the car, it will give us shade"
Third guy says "I'll take the door, I can roll the window down if it gets too hot"
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Two 8 year olds
I was listening to two 8 year olds talking. One said to the other, "I found a c**... behind a radiator," then the other said, "What's a radiator?"
