Radiative Jokes
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- TIL The American flag on the moon has turned white due to radiation Now it looks like the French landed on the moon
- TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the french flag. Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
- TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first.
- TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the moon to be completely white So now it looks like France visited first
- There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now.
So it looks like the French landed there. - All of the flags on the moon have been bleached white by the radiation from the sun.. .. making it officially French territory.
- An ultralow frequency sine wave radiates into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long phase?"
- My friend passed away the other day. He will be missed. He would light up the room whenever he entered. Come to think of it, this should've been when we noticed the radiation poisoning.
- If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer"
- Did you know that the American flag on the moon was bleached due to solar radiation? Now it looks like the French landed there first
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Radiative One Liners
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- My radiator broke.
Not cool. - Which fast food produces the most radiation? >!Fission chips. !<
- Your momma's so fat She gives off Hawking radiation
- Babe, you can call me Solar Radiation. Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.
- Where are the happiest people on earth? At Chernobyl. They are radiating.
- Today a friend of mine died of radiation Guess he couldn't handle the neutron style
- What do you call the fallout from an Israeli nuke? Zionizing radiation.
- Radiators! They make great house warming gifts!
- Kids all over the world have beautiful smiles Kids from Chernobyl radiate
- Why is the Chernobyl incident so funny? I mean, it doesn't even radiate happiness.
- Coolest part of a space ship Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator.
- What's the most important part if Japanese real estate? Radiation radiation radiation.
- What will happen if you stay in a highly-radiated city for too long? Chernobyl drop off.
- I was exposed to a dangerous amount of gamma radiation. It still hertz.
- Did you hear about the seal who was exposed to alpha radiation? He's a sealion now.
Radiative Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about radiative you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make radiative pranks.
Given that a radiator is essentially a vital o**... to a car, it's strange that the town in the movie cars is called "Radiator Springs."
It would be like if we called a city "Liver Pool."
What do you call a pop star who can detect ionising radiation?
Lady Geiger
Romney was asked about the Chinese going to the moon...
He responded that when they are up there, they will be able to see the flag we planted over 40 years ago. This is a pretty clever comeback. But the last laugh is on us. The US flags are now all beached white due to the unprotected exposure to the sun's UV radiation. This means the Chinese will think the French made it first.
So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.
The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."
The flag planted on the moon is now completely white, since it has been bleached by decades of cosmic radiation...
The US should replace the flag sometime soon, we don't want people to think the French were the first to complete a lunar landing!
Since we're translating Russian jokes...
A tiny little car, made out of a beer can, pulls up at a gas station.
A tiny little man inside the car honks his high-pitched horn to call over the attendant.
The attendant arrives and asks what he can do for the little man.
The little man asks for 5 drops of gasoline. The attendant carefully pumps 5 drops of fuel into the little car using an eye-dropper and asks if there's anything else.
The little man asks for 2 drop of radiator coolant. The attendant is getting aggravated but complies, and adds coolant using a teaspoon and asks if there will be anything else.
The little man asks to have the pressure in one of his tires checked. The attendant very agitated at this point replies, how should I fill that, with a f**...?
Why do pirates love sunny weather?
Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!
Your momma so fat.... When she farts, all anyone can smell is Hawking Radiation.
Translated Brazilian Joke - A broken car in the desert
** In Brazil it is common making jokes about our colonizers, the Portuguese. I hope they do the same about us in Portugal, so... **
A Portuguese, a Brazilian and an Argentinian are driving through the desert when their car suddenly breaks.
João, the Brazilian suggests each one takes a piece of the car to help their journey walking back to the town.
Santiago, the Argentinian says: - I'll take the seat, so if I'm tired I can sit on it and rest.
João, the Brazilian says: - I'll take the radiator, so if I'm thirsty I can drink the water.
And Manuel, the Portuguese says: - Well, I'll take the door.
And both João and Santiago question Manuel: - The door?
Manuel says: - Yes, the door!!! So if it's too warm I can open the window.
:)
Why did Japan do so bad in the World Cup final?
They were exposed to radiation.
The side effects of flux capacitor radiation include but are not limited to the following
Turning into a Teen Wolf
Parkinson's
my japanese friend keeps calling latex gloves pentadick condoms
i guess the radiation is getting to his head too
Yo momma's so fat...
...when she f**..., they had proof for the hawking radiation theory.
If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning...
Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation.
In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!
I just published a satirical critique of the Russian government and Putin hasn't sent anyone to kill me yet.
I'm radiating with joy.
What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?
A moot ant
Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white...
Now it looks like France landed there...
When the US went to the moon....
...they planted the American Flag. After all these years the radiation from the Sun will have bleached it completely white, so now if Aliens find it they are going to think the French were there first.
Jews must have severe radiation poisoning...
...Because they don't have much skin!
If you have r**... cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy...
Is that a Rem job?
Because of the suns radiation the U.S flag on the moon is now white.
Looks like the French finally got there.
When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't p**... well.
2017 won't be all bad
For the few people living just the right distance away from the nuclear strikes,the radiation will cure their cancer.
How are cancer and pregnancy similar?
They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.
What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?
A Chernobel Prize.
Why are hippy drum circles like high frequency radiation?
They both cause the formation of free radicals.
Two 8 year olds
I was listening to two 8 year olds talking. One said to the other, "I found a c**... behind a radiator," then the other said, "What's a radiator?"
What is the best game to play with a child dying of radiation poisoning? A. Half Life 2 B. Go Fission C. Backgamma D. Sorry
E. All of the above
Two girls in a Catholic convent school.
One whispers to the other: "There's a contraceptive hidden behind the radiator!"
The other whispers back: "What's a radiator?"
A girl living in Tchernobyl had an arm amputated due to a radiation overdose
Now she only has 2 left
How does a small person say goodbye as he is dying from radiation exposure?
He microwaves.
3 guys are driving in the desert and their car breaks down...
Their destination is 2 days away on foot, so the guys decide to take pieces of the car so they don't die.
First guy says "I'll take the radiator, we can drink the water from this"
Second guy says "I'll take the hood of the car, it will give us shade"
Third guy says "I'll take the door, I can roll the window down if it gets too hot"
There is nothing that oscillates faster than gamma radiation.
Except for the bitcoin price of course.
My wife came home yesterday...
and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."
I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," she insisted.
"Ok, honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
"In the lake."
So I've heard the American flags on the moon are white now because of solar radiation.
Does this mean the French own it?
A s**... woman came to fix my radiator.
Things got heated real quick.
What do Mexicans call a radiator?
A fa-heater.
I guess ill take it
you mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?
Did u know that al the flags on the moon have been bleached white due to radiation?
This makes the moon an official province of France
Can't sleep but thought of a funny joke. What the most important part of Japanese real estate?
Radiation radiation radiation.
The American flag that was planted on the moon has turned white due to solar radiation.
Now future historians will think the French got there first.
New Kind Of Car
At the bar, Tom and Bill were talking. My uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took the wheels from a Cadillac, the radiator from a Lexus, and tires from a Ford," said Tom.
What did he get?" asked Bill.
Two years, said Tom
Never seek advice from a man..
I am a lady aged 26, and my husband is 34. I left my husband with the maid and our baby at home. After driving for just about 2km from home, my car engine started to over heat. So I had to return and get the other car. When I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid. I Don't know what to do. Please help me!!!
*Advice:*
Over heating of the engine after such a short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator. You need to check the oil and water levels in your engine before you start your journey. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid such problems in future. I hope my answer will help solve your problem.
Did you know that Solar Radiation has turned the American Flags on the Moon White?
Great... Now people will think France has been there
Took my car to a mechanic the other day...
I said "Can you fix my headlights?"
They reply "No!"
I respond, "Well, can you check my radiator?"
Again, "No!"
I turn to him and say "Well, what **do** you do,then?!"
He responds "We're a front for the IRA!"
"In that case..." I say. "... Can you blow up my tires?"
Why do some conspiracy weirdos wear tin foil hats with four holes in it?
To make sure 5G radiation can't get through.
3 guys break down in the middle of the desert
The first one says he'll take the hood to use as shade.
The second one says he'll take the radiator because he can drink the water left in it.
The third guy says he'll take the door so if he gets hot he can roll the window down.
I used to believe that Radiator Springs is just a place named after a car part and couldn't be that well-known at its peak...
But then I saw Liverpool winning the premier league title today.
I used to be in a band called the radiators...
We were a warm up act. Then I joined the duvet. We did mainly covers.
In the Cars movie series, they have a place called Radiator Springs.
Now, radiators are vital components in cars, so I find it's a very weird name decision for a city.
Its like calling a human city "Liver pool".
A band visited the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone without a guide.
Everyone suffered from radiation poisoning, except the lead guitarist.
Newlyweds and their problems
A young couple got married and the wife couldn't cook. But they were still in the honeymoon phase, so the first night after they got home, the husband comes home from work and the wife says "I'm sorry I burned dinner." So the husband says "That's all right honey let's just make love."
The second night, he comes home from work and she says "I'm sorry honey, I messed up dinner." He says "That's all right honey, let's just go to bed wink wink."
The third night he comes home and she's sitting on the radiator. He asks what she's doing? and she answers "Warming up supper."