Radiation Jokes
56 radiation jokes and hilarious radiation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about radiation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious list of radiation jokes, featuring silly puns and punchlines related to radiation therapy, radiation oncology, radiation physics, cancer radiation, infrared radiation, gamma radiation, cosmic radiation, and more! Whether you have a degree in atomic physics or are just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to make you laugh.
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Funniest Radiation Short Jokes
Short radiation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The radiation humour may include short radioactive jokes also.
- TIL The American flag on the moon has turned white due to radiation Now it looks like the French landed on the moon
- TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the french flag. Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
- TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first.
- TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the moon to be completely white So now it looks like France visited first
- There are six American flags on the Moon. Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now.
So it looks like the French landed there. - All of the flags on the moon have been bleached white by the radiation from the sun.. .. making it officially French territory.
- An ultralow frequency sine wave radiates into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long phase?"
- My friend passed away the other day. He will be missed. He would light up the room whenever he entered. Come to think of it, this should've been when we noticed the radiation poisoning.
- If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer"
- Did you know that the American flag on the moon was bleached due to solar radiation? Now it looks like the French landed there first
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Radiation One Liners
Which radiation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with radiation? I can suggest the ones about x ray and cancer.
- My radiator broke.
Not cool. - Which fast food produces the most radiation? >!Fission chips. !<
- Your momma's so fat She gives off Hawking radiation
- Babe, you can call me Solar Radiation. Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.
- Where are the happiest people on earth? At Chernobyl. They are radiating.
- Today a friend of mine died of radiation Guess he couldn't handle the neutron style
- What do you call the fallout from an Israeli nuke? Zionizing radiation.
- Radiators! They make great house warming gifts!
- Kids all over the world have beautiful smiles Kids from Chernobyl radiate
- Why is the Chernobyl incident so funny? I mean, it doesn't even radiate happiness.
- Coolest part of a space ship Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator.
- What's the most important part if Japanese real estate? Radiation radiation radiation.
- What will happen if you stay in a highly-radiated city for too long? Chernobyl drop off.
- I was exposed to a dangerous amount of gamma radiation. It still hertz.
- Did you hear about the seal who was exposed to alpha radiation? He's a sealion now.
Cancer Radiation Jokes
Here is a list of funny cancer radiation jokes and even better cancer radiation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How are cancer and pregnancy similar? They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.
- 2017 won't be all bad For the few people living just the right distance away from the nuclear strikes,the radiation will cure their cancer.
- If you have r**... cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy... Is that a Rem job?
Heartwarming Radiation Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about radiation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean exposure jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make radiation pranks.
Given that a radiator is essentially a vital o**... to a car, it's strange that the town in the movie cars is called "Radiator Springs."
It would be like if we called a city "Liver Pool."
Romney was asked about the Chinese going to the moon...
He responded that when they are up there, they will be able to see the flag we planted over 40 years ago. This is a pretty clever comeback. But the last laugh is on us. The US flags are now all beached white due to the unprotected exposure to the sun's UV radiation. This means the Chinese will think the French made it first.
So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.
The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."
The flag planted on the moon is now completely white, since it has been bleached by decades of cosmic radiation...
The US should replace the flag sometime soon, we don't want people to think the French were the first to complete a lunar landing!
TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation.
In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!
Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white...
Now it looks like France landed there...
When the US went to the moon....
...they planted the American Flag. After all these years the radiation from the Sun will have bleached it completely white, so now if Aliens find it they are going to think the French were there first.
When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't p**... well.
Two 8 year olds
I was listening to two 8 year olds talking. One said to the other, "I found a c**... behind a radiator," then the other said, "What's a radiator?"
Two girls in a Catholic convent school.
One whispers to the other: "There's a contraceptive hidden behind the radiator!"
The other whispers back: "What's a radiator?"
3 guys are driving in the desert and their car breaks down...
Their destination is 2 days away on foot, so the guys decide to take pieces of the car so they don't die.
First guy says "I'll take the radiator, we can drink the water from this"
Second guy says "I'll take the hood of the car, it will give us shade"
Third guy says "I'll take the door, I can roll the window down if it gets too hot"
My wife came home yesterday...
and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."
I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," she insisted.
"Ok, honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
"In the lake."
Did you know that Solar Radiation has turned the American Flags on the Moon White?
Great... Now people will think France has been there
Took my car to a mechanic the other day...
I said "Can you fix my headlights?"
They reply "No!"
I respond, "Well, can you check my radiator?"
Again, "No!"
I turn to him and say "Well, what **do** you do,then?!"
He responds "We're a front for the IRA!"
"In that case..." I say. "... Can you blow up my tires?"
I used to be in a band called the radiators...
We were a warm up act. Then I joined the duvet. We did mainly covers.
In the Cars movie series, they have a place called Radiator Springs.
Now, radiators are vital components in cars, so I find it's a very weird name decision for a city.
Its like calling a human city "Liver pool".
A band visited the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone without a guide.
Everyone suffered from radiation poisoning, except the lead guitarist.
Newlyweds and their problems
A young couple got married and the wife couldn't cook. But they were still in the honeymoon phase, so the first night after they got home, the husband comes home from work and the wife says "I'm sorry I burned dinner." So the husband says "That's all right honey let's just make love."
The second night, he comes home from work and she says "I'm sorry honey, I messed up dinner." He says "That's all right honey, let's just go to bed wink wink."
The third night he comes home and she's sitting on the radiator. He asks what she's doing? and she answers "Warming up supper."
