The Best 45 Radiation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Radiation jokes. There are some radiation photons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these radiation temperatures puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Radiation Jokes and Puns

What do you call a pop star who can detect ionising radiation?

Lady Geiger

Romney was asked about the Chinese going to the moon...

He responded that when they are up there, they will be able to see the flag we planted over 40 years ago. This is a pretty clever comeback. But the last laugh is on us. The US flags are now all beached white due to the unprotected exposure to the sun's UV radiation. This means the Chinese will think the French made it first.

The flag planted on the moon is now completely white, since it has been bleached by decades of cosmic radiation...

The US should replace the flag sometime soon, we don't want people to think the French were the first to complete a lunar landing!

Radiation joke, The flag planted on the moon is now completely white, since it has been bleached by decades of cosmi

The side effects of flux capacitor radiation include but are not limited to the following

Turning into a Teen Wolf


Parkinson's

my japanese friend keeps calling latex gloves pentadick condoms

i guess the radiation is getting to his head too


There are six American flags on the Moon.

Five of them are still standing. Due to the strong UV radiation, they are all completely white by now.

So it looks like the French landed there.

TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun.

Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first.

Radiation joke, TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun.

Yo momma's so fat...

...when she farted, they had proof for the hawking radiation theory.

If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning...

Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation.

In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white...

Now it looks like France landed there...

When the US went to the moon....

...they planted the American Flag. After all these years the radiation from the Sun will have bleached it completely white, so now if Aliens find it they are going to think the French were there first.

If you have rectal cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy...

Is that a Rem job?

Because of the suns radiation the U.S flag on the moon is now white.

Looks like the French finally got there.

Did you hear about the seal who was exposed to alpha radiation?

He's a sealion now.

Radiation joke, Did you hear about the seal who was exposed to alpha radiation?

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the moon to be completely white

So now it looks like France visited first

2017 won't be all bad

For the few people living just the right distance away from the nuclear strikes,the radiation will cure their cancer.


How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why are hippy drum circles like high frequency radiation?

They both cause the formation of free radicals.

I was exposed to a dangerous amount of gamma radiation.

It still hertz.

If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation

You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer"

Babe, you can call me Solar Radiation.

Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.

What is the best game to play with a child dying of radiation poisoning? A. Half Life 2 B. Go Fission C. Backgamma D. Sorry

E. All of the above

TIL The American flag on the moon has turned white due to radiation

Now it looks like the French landed on the moon

How does a small person say goodbye as he is dying from radiation exposure?

He microwaves.

Your momma's so fat

She gives off Hawking radiation

There is nothing that oscillates faster than gamma radiation.

Except for the bitcoin price of course.

TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag.

Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.

So I've heard the American flags on the moon are white now because of solar radiation.

Does this mean the French own it?

What do you call the fallout from an Israeli nuke?

Zionizing radiation.

Did you know that the American flag on the moon was bleached due to solar radiation?

Now it looks like the French landed there first

All of the flags on the moon have been bleached white by the radiation from the sun..

.. making it officially French territory.

I guess ill take it

you mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?

Did u know that al the flags on the moon have been bleached white due to radiation?

This makes the moon an official province of France

Can't sleep but thought of a funny joke. What the most important part of Japanese real estate?

Radiation radiation radiation.

What's the most important part if Japanese real estate?

Radiation radiation radiation.

The American flag that was planted on the moon has turned white due to solar radiation.

Now future historians will think the French got there first.

Did you know that Solar Radiation has turned the American Flags on the Moon White?

Great... Now people will think France has been there

Why do some conspiracy weirdos wear tin foil hats with four holes in it?

To make sure 5G radiation can't get through.

Today a friend of mine died of radiation

Guess he couldn't handle the neutron style

A band visited the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone without a guide.

Everyone suffered from radiation poisoning, except the lead guitarist.

Which fast food produces the most radiation?

>!Fission chips. !<

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