Radar Jokes
25 radar jokes and hilarious radar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about radar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Radar Short Jokes
Short radar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The radar humour may include short ultrasound jokes also.
- TIL that the U.S. almost declared war against Russia by thinking that an allied underwater warship on their radar belonged to Russia... Oops...wrong sub
- Cop gave me a ticket for doing fifteen over the limit. I didn't know radar guns could measure beers.
- Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing? I just cant see them taking off.
(edit) : why doesnt this joke have any upvotes? I guess it kind of flew under the radar. - My friends and I love to walk everywhere... You can say we are a bunch of pediphiles.
- Did you know why U boat captains brought dogs on boards ? They thought subwoofers would improve their radar.
- I was at a costume party, but had decided not to dress up I told everyone I was a really, really, really, really, really, stealthy airplane.
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I then proceeded to drop off their radar. - Why did the rookie technician allow a German zeppelin to fly over Allied airspace? It was just a blimp on the radar.
- My first job was a dishwasher at the National Radar Company Turns out the dishes were a lot larger than I first thought
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Radar One Liners
Which radar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with radar? I can suggest the ones about laser and radiation.
- What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter.
- Whatever happened to Malaysian flight 370? It just fell off the radar
- How did Anakin find the Sand People? He used his Tusken Radar.
- If straight men use a radar, and gay men used a gaydar...what do I use? A preydar
- What does Darth Vader use to track objects ? A Darth Radar
- Why can Han fly the Millennium Falcon under the radar? Because he's Solo
- What do radar guns and drug tests have in common? They both detect *speed*
Cheerful Fun Radar Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about radar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean x ray jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make radar pranks.
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Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007
A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".
They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a small bird
"Sir, we think we've spotted a pigeon on the radar screen."
"Well what's unusual about that?"
"Well the pigeon is flying at about mach 2."
An Alabama cop is sitting behind a billboard on the highway doing radar.
Suddenly he sees a teenager in a Mustang fly by him doing 125mph in a 60mph zone.
He flips on his lights and goes after the kid finally catching up to him 2-miles down the road.
The cop walks up to the Mustang and says "Son, I been wait'n fer you all day!"
The kid replies "Sorry Officer, I got here as fast as I could!"
A fancy sports car gets pulled over by a cop
-You've exceeded the speed limit by driving 75 mph!
-Officer, here, take these 300 bucks and buy yourself a decent radar. I never drive slower than 100 mph!
Unidentified Submarine
Three Americans are sitting inside their submarine when suddenly they see an unidentified sub on their radar. They try to radio the people inside but no one answers. So they decide the best way to figure out who it belongs to is to go out into the water and look for markings on the sub.
First guy goes out, comes back a few minutes later and says "I couldn't see any markings on it...no clue who it is."
Second guy goes out, comes back a few minutes later and says "yeah same here, no flags, marks, nothing."
Third guys goes out, comes back a minute later, laughing. First two guys are confused so they ask him what happened. He said,
"They're Romanians."
"How do you know that?" They ask him.
He says "I knocked and they opened."
