Racquet Jokes
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There's a new game called "Silent Tennis."
It's like regular Tennis, but without the racquet.
UNFAITHFUL WIVES
A man is talking to his friend "I think my wife is being
unfaithful to me. And I think she's going out with a tennis
player."
The friend asks "Tennis player? Why?"
"Because", answers the other, "I found a racquet under our bed".
The friend thinks for some seconds and says "Gee, I think then
my wife is being unfaithful to me with a horse".
"A horse?? How come? Why??"
"Because I found a jockey under our bed."
When is the best time to play racquet sports?
Ten-ish.
Why did the people living next door to the tennis factory call the cops?
Because they were making a racquet.
I hate the noises tennis players make
Absolute racquet
The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained...
Apparently they were making a racquet.
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Racquetball is a lot like s**....
You play a few hours and hope you don't get hit in the eye.
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