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6 racoon jokes and hilarious racoon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about racoon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Quirky and Hilarious Racoon Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good racoon joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Teacher: Name a native animal

Student: Racoon
Teacher: Excellent! Can you name another?
Student: Its mom

What did the Linux admin say to his racoon friend?

I am root.

What Do You Call A Baby Racoon?

A Baboon!

Why did the Racoon cross the road?

To see his flat mate..

WHAT DO YOU CALL RACCOON WHO ATTEMPT TO MATE WITH GARBAGE BAG

THIS IS VERY BAD. TO THIS RACOON YOU MUST SAY "DO NOT PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD."
h**... h**... HEE HEE

Two hungry hobos

Two hobos were walking along the railroad tracks bemoaning how long it had been since either one had eaten. They come across a racoon that had been half squished by a train, and one exclaims "Our luck has changed, we can split it!"
The second hobo demurred, "No thanks, I'm going to wait for a hot meal."
"Hot meal? You're nuts, I'm chowing down on this here rail kill," and proceeds scoop up and devour what was left of the racoon.
About 20 minutes later, the first hobo's stomach began to churn and rumble. "Oh, I think I'm going to be sick...."
The second one rubs his hands in delight, "Alright alright alright, here comes my hot meal!"


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