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62 racket jokes and hilarious racket puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about racket that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Tired of all the same tennis jokes? Whether you're a fan of Roger Federer or Serena Williams, these tennis racket jokes will have you laughing about the courts and tournaments. From silly puns to witty one-liners, get ready for a good giggle.

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Funniest Racket Short Jokes

Short racket jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The racket humour may include short rifle jokes also.

  1. I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food. On the downside, I got chicken all over my tennis racket.
  2. Sean Connery's New Job Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says "I've got an audition for you tomorrow about 10ish"
    Sean says "Great! I'll bring my racket"
  3. Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn't stand all the racket!
  4. My neighbor, who makes tennis equipment, makes me want to move out. He is ALWAYS making racket.
  5. Sean Connery is standing at your door, wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it? Tennish.
  6. 'Will you kids stop making that awful racket!' Said the quality control officer at the sporting goods factory.
  7. My neighbor asked if I could pitch in money to help him buy the world's largest piece of sports equipment, and then get 5 friends to also. I refused. I know it's just a big racket.
  8. A few years back there was a spike of interest in games that were played with a racket and a ball. I don't recall exactly what year... ...but it was around two thousand and tennish
  9. The police receive a noise complaint from a nearby tennis equipment factory They were making a racket.
  10. A man complains about the noise of a tennis factory "You lot are making a racket in there."

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Racket One Liners

Which racket one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with racket? I can suggest the ones about raid and kite.

  1. Why do librarians hate tennis? Too much racket.
  2. Have you ever played quiet tennis? It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
  3. I invented silent tennis... It's like regular tennis but without the racket.
  4. I wonder if Novak Djokovic will leave Australia quietly or will he make a racket ?
  5. What is Quiet Tennis? It's like normal Tennis, but without the racket
  6. Two tennis players got into a shouting match. They made quite a racket.
  7. Tennis players grunt too much when they practice... There's no need for all that racket.
  8. Have you ever played quiet tennis? It's regular tennis, but without the racket.
  9. He kept buying more rackets, but stopped after he had nine. Tennis too many.
  10. Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket.
  11. Have you ever played silent tennis? it's just like normal tennis but without the racket!
  12. I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.
  13. Why does the man want to buy nine rackets? because tennis too many.
  14. I know a store that sells tennis equipment at ridiculously high prices. What a racket!
  15. What does Roger Federer call his backup racket? The Federer Reserve

Tennis Racket Jokes

Here is a list of funny tennis racket jokes and even better tennis racket puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I think my son might be starting a minor Tennis manufacturing business in his room. He's making a racket up there.
  • Why is a tennis game a noisy game? Because each player raises a racket.
  • For a tennis player, what is the perfect crime? Racketeering
  • all the shots used to get very noisy whenever I'd play tennis It was quite the racket
  • Did you hear about the tennis factory that opened on Wall Street? They heard it was easy to make a racket there.
  • What do you call someone who sells people fake tennis equipment? A racketeer
  • Why did the man get fired from the tennis equipment factory? Because he was making a racket
  • Why did Al Capone move his racket to Memphis? *Tennis, seee?*
  • Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket
  • I think my neighbor makes tennis supplies for the very tall... Because every night I can hear him making a giant racket.
Racket joke, I think my neighbor makes tennis supplies for the very tall...

Laughter Racket Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about racket you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rally jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make racket pranks.

Is this where Frank lives ?

A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street.It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the houseflung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet.
"Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks asked.
"Yes, it is," the woman replied.
"Well then," said the drunk, "Could you come and pick him out so therest of us can go home?"

I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket.

Two brothers live together, and one of them makes tennis equipment for people with gigantism.

Late one night, he is up, hard at work, when his brother knocks on the door. He gets up from his desk, and answers the door.
"What do you want?" he asks.
His brother responds: "Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Can you stop making a huge racket?"

I heard the mob are trying to promote i**... betting schemes around this year's Wimbledon...

It's a tennis racket!

A friend just got a brand new grand piano

I complimented him on it by saying it plays like a baby. He asked what did I mean by that? I said it's smooth, beautiful, and it makes an unbelievable racket if you kick it down a flight of stairs.

Serena Williams was fined $17k

Verbal a**... of the umpire: $10,000
Being warned for coaching: $4,000
Breaking her racket: $3,000
Stealing the moment from Osaka by calling the umpire a thief: Priceless

I used to make extra money by selling i**... tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.

I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.

Sean Connery had fallen on hard times. His work had completely dried up.

Then one day out of the blue his agent rang and said "Sean, I've got a job for you. It starts tomorrow, you've got to get there early, for 10'ish." Sean frowned "For 10'ish? But I havent even got a racket!"

Two guys are walking down the street one evening , being very loud...

A police officer comes up to them and says, Sirs, don't you know it is against the law to be making such a racket on your way home in the evening?
The men look at him and just say, Yes, we know
The officer, puzzled, says, So why don't you follow the law?
The men simply state, We aren't going home yet

Racket joke, My neighbor, who makes tennis equipment, makes me want to move out.

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