The Best 42 Racket Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Racket jokes. There are some racket shuttlecock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these racket badminton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Racket Jokes and Puns

Is this where Frank lives ?

A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street.It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the houseflung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet.

"Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks asked.

"Yes, it is," the woman replied.

"Well then," said the drunk, "Could you come and pick him out so therest of us can go home?"

Sean Connery's New Job

Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says "I've got an audition for you tomorrow about 10ish"

Sean says "Great! I'll bring my racket"

I killed a squirrel once with a car.

Twice with a tennis racket.

Racket joke, I killed a squirrel once with a car.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

I think my neighbor makes tennis supplies for the very tall...

Because every night I can hear him making a giant racket.


Sean Connery is standing at your door, wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it?

Tennish.

I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket.

Racket joke, I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket.

Two brothers live together, and one of them makes tennis equipment for people with gigantism.

Late one night, he is up, hard at work, when his brother knocks on the door. He gets up from his desk, and answers the door.

"What do you want?" he asks.

His brother responds: "Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Can you stop making a huge racket?"

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

Did you hear those loud tennis players last night?

They were causing quite the racket.

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Two tennis players got into a shouting match.

They made quite a racket.

I heard the mob are trying to promote illegal betting schemes around this year's Wimbledon...

It's a tennis racket!

Did you hear about the tennis factory that opened on Wall Street?

They heard it was easy to make a racket there.

Have you ever played quiet tennis?

It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.

I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food.

On the downside, I got chicken all over my tennis racket.

Racket joke, I lost my job as a waiter when I served one of the customers his food.

Tennis players grunt too much when they practice...

There's no need for all that racket.

Why did Al Capone move his racket to Memphis?

*Tennis, seee?*

What is the difference between racket ball and a married guy?

In racket ball, there is only one blue ball.


A friend just got a brand new grand piano

I complimented him on it by saying it plays like a baby. He asked what did I mean by that? I said it's smooth, beautiful, and it makes an unbelievable racket if you kick it down a flight of stairs.

What does Roger Federer call his backup racket?

The Federer Reserve

I think my son might be starting a minor Tennis manufacturing business in his room.

He's making a racket up there.

I know a store that sells tennis equipment at ridiculously high prices.

What a racket!

A man complains about the noise of a tennis factory

"You lot are making a racket in there."

The police receive a noise complaint from a nearby tennis equipment factory

They were making a racket.

Serena Williams was fined $17k

Verbal abuse of the umpire: $10,000

Being warned for coaching: $4,000

Breaking her racket: $3,000

Stealing the moment from Osaka by calling the umpire a thief: Priceless

Why did the man get fired from the tennis equipment factory?

Because he was making a racket

The tennis courts in my city are rather expensive to play on

You could even call it a racket...a tennis racket.

Batman as a glove that can turn into a racket in mere seconds.

It's his BatMitten.

10ish

Both 9:45, and what Sean Connery plays with a racket

Meanwhile at smartphone awards

And the best racket smartphone for 2018 goes to ...
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iPhone tennis

Ps. Racket - a dishonest scheme for obtaining money.
Racket - you play tennis with it.

I had to tell the two tennis players to keep it down.

They were making a racket.

all the shots used to get very noisy whenever I'd play tennis

It was quite the racket

I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.

I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.

What is Quiet Tennis?

It's like normal Tennis, but without the racket

Sean Connery had fallen on hard times. His work had completely dried up.

Then one day out of the blue his agent rang and said "Sean, I've got a job for you. It starts tomorrow, you've got to get there early, for 10'ish." Sean frowned "For 10'ish? But I havent even got a racket!"

Two guys are walking down the street one evening , being very loud...

A police officer comes up to them and says, Sirs, don't you know it is against the law to be making such a racket on your way home in the evening?

The men look at him and just say, Yes, we know

The officer, puzzled, says, So why don't you follow the law?

The men simply state, We aren't going home yet

Have you ever played quiet tennis?

It's regular tennis, but without the racket.

A few years back there was a spike of interest in games that were played with a racket and a ball. I don't recall exactly what year...

...but it was around two thousand and tennish

My neighbor asked if I could pitch in money to help him buy the world's largest piece of sports equipment, and then get 5 friends to also.

I refused. I know it's just a big racket.

Why do librarians hate tennis?

Too much racket.

Have you ever played silent tennis?

it's just like normal tennis but without the racket!

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