Rack Jokes
76 rack jokes and hilarious rack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Finding the perfect rack jokes to add some youthful and lacy humor can be tough. Spice up your conversations with these jokes ranging from roof racks to deer racks to bike racks and more! Get ready to laugh with this compilation of funny jokes about coat racks, squat racks, and shelf racks.
Funniest Rack Short Jokes
Short rack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rack humour may include short rapper jokes also.
- What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer? One is disgusted by rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by lack of RAM.
- I switched all the label on my wife spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet.... but the thyme is cumin.
- I relabeled all the jars in my mom's spice rack I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.
- Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.
- Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed. Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.
- I switched the labels on the jars in my wife's spice rack. She hasn't noticed it yet... I know the Thyme is Cumin.
- What is the difference between a vegan and a programmer. One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other by a lack of ram…
- It was close to our anniversary and my wife was leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house. So I took the hint and did what any astute husband would do. I got her a magazine rack.
- I was bored, so I spent all day re-arranging my spice rack, only for one of the herb jars to exploded all over me... I've got way too much thyme on my hands
- Why is it impossible to keep Oedipus from cheating at Scrabble? He's always trying to look at his mother's rack.
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Rack One Liners
Which rack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rack? I can suggest the ones about raid and rails.
- I was alphabetising my spice rack... when I realised I have too much spare thyme.
- What did the hat say to the hat rack? You stay here, I'm going to go on a head.
- What do male deer and the Kardashians have in common? Every year, they get a new rack
- What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer? A rack of lamb
- If Mr. Miyagi was a plastic surgeon, what would his slogan be? Racks on, racks off.
- I wanted to rearrange all the spices on my spice rack But I couldn't find the thyme.
- When theres a rack of lamb, there is not a lack of ram.
- Hellen Keller walked into a bar, A table, and a rack.
- My dishwasher has racks on racks I'm not talking about the machine
- What does The Rock call his wife? The Rack
- Yo, check out my spice rack... No need to rush, I've got all the thyme in the world.
- What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack.
- 9 out of 10 men prefer women with a big rack The tenth man prefers the other 9 men.
- What do you call a woman who thinks she has the best rack in the world? [oc] Boobcocky
- What do you get a slav for a birthday present? A squat rack
Spice Rack Jokes
Here is a list of funny spice rack jokes and even better spice rack puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Today my spice rack fell to the ground, making a big mess. I finished cleaning all the rosemary and sage so now I have a lot of thyme on my hands.
- I have been secretly messing with people's spice racks... You might not know it, but your thyme is cumin.
- What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
- I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
- The most likely place to find an assault rifle is... on the spices rack, next to the apepper rifle.
- Flaming hot cheetos Taste like sampling an entire spice rack all at once
- Why did Rosemary get kicked out of the spice rack? For swallowing Poppy's Seed
Roof Rack Jokes
Here is a list of funny roof rack jokes and even better roof rack puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- They say bringing your bike to work is better for the enviorment Why not
I have a roof rack anyways
Heartwarming Rack Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about rack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rams jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rack pranks.
I brought my vegetarian girlfriend home for dinner...
...and my grandmother served us all, including my girlfriend, a very juicy, very much still hanging on the bone, rack of lamb. My girlfriend was looking at me in horror, whilst I took my gran aside.
"Didn't I tell you she was a vegetarian?" I asked.
She replied "oh yes dear, I checked with the butcher and he said the sheep he sells only eat grass!"
A man was dissatisfied with a Chad Kroeger album he bought off of the 95% rack...
So he returned it and got his Nickelback
The final cookie
A man near death smelled his wife baking his favorite cookies down stairs. He decided if he was going to go he would have one last cookie before he went. He dragged his mostly useless body down the stairs and crawled to the counter where he knew the cookies were on the cooling rack. As he reached for a final treat his wife smacked him on the hand with a wooden spoon and said, "Those are for your f**... guests".
Bench Bros...
Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a b**... coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. o**... turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"
I made this joke!
One day the king feels the urge to examine his castle dungeons and ensure everything is running smoothly. His examination is going well when he runs across the guy operating the rack. After a bit of conversation the king asks how the rack operator's job is going to which he replies "well, it's just one long 'knight' after another."
A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack....
The hat says, "you can hang around if you want, but I'm gonna go on a head. "
Why won't skinny girls date fat men?
They get jealous when the boyfriend has a better rack than they do.
'Calm Your t**...' is derogatory.
Feminists reccomend, instead :
'De-stress the b**...",'Soothe your b**...', 'Give that Chest a Rest', 'Don't have a Rack Attack'
and
'Hakuna the Tattas'
How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?
Remove the vowels in his rack.
I went to buy a closet shoe rack...
but I wasn't sure if they were shoe racks or not. They hadn't come out.
Two Chefs get in an argument,
And they split the kitchen right down the middle.
One Chef has the oven and fridge on his side, and the other has the freezer, a spice rack, and a microwave on his.
So the first Chef looks at the other and says
"What are you gonna do? You can't cook anything in a microwave, you're finished."
The second Chef looks over and tells him
"I have thyme on my side."
I went to that new s**... internet café
My server sure had a nice rack
What is a cougar's favorite kill?
A s**... with a nice rack!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
On hat said to the other: you stay here; I'll go on a head.
I racked my brain and searched far and wide because I wanted to post a really great chemistry joke.
Alas, all of the good jokes argon.
I'm writing a play about doing c**... off of a rack...
But I'm having a hard time getting past the titular line.
My friend told ne he was sleeping with twins.
Me: But how do you tell them apart?
Friend: Sarah has got a great rack and Tom has a moustache.
Its all feminism & love & support for each other amongst women
Until a girls walks in with big rack, designer cloths and nice hairdo.
What did the old lady and the rack of ribs have in common?
They were both used to dry rubs!
I was gonna do a joke about Gumby on the Inquisition Rack...
But it was a bit of a stretch...
There's a brunette, red-head, and a blonde in the same Kindergarten class. Who has the biggest rack?
The blonde. She's 19.
I head Thailand and Iraq are working together to create a new product.
It's called a Tie Rack
What do you call a Skyrim warrior with well endowed chest playing the lute and selling luxury merchandise at a discount?
Nord-strum Rack.
My best friend was a chef. He called last week to say that he found a hidden message in his herb and spice rack. He was quite paranoid and later that day he was found dead.
I should have believed him when he said his Thyme was running out.
Two hats are on a hat rack...
One hat looks at the other and says, "You stay here. I'll go on a head."
I want to buy one of those grocery store dividers
but the cashier keeps taking it off the moving belt and putting it back on the rack.
My son came to pick me up for a road trip. He had a new luggage rack on top of his car.
He said, See this, it's Iraq. It's for your Baghdad.
I was so proud.
