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BEST RACIST JOKES

Racist jokes and pranks to have fun with friends and family. Top 10 jokes about Racist of all time along with the funniest racist gags ever told.

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

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If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said
a black guy would probably rob me.

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What does a racist joke and crossing the street have in common?
White people looking both ways before they start

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I think my family is racist...
when I brought my black girlfriend home to meet them, my wife and daughter wouldn't even talk to her!

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A sexual predator, a pathological liar, and a racist walk into a bar
The bartender says, What'll it be, Mr. President?

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Racist jokes are like white people.
They are the best.

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What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus?
An ambulance you racist.

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I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist.
Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.

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If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist
black people would rob me

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A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar...
...the bartender says "how may I help you, Mr. President?"

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LATEST RACIST JOKES

I like racist jokes how I like black people.
I don't like racist jokes.

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I like my racist how I like black people.
I don't like black people.

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After Harriat Tudman's face gets put on the $20 bill, it will not be valued as much...
...due to inflation you racist.

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Dale Earnhardt is on a date and it isn't going well. She says "I'm an English teacher. There is nothing that I can't stand more than bad grammar."
He says "I'm a racist."

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What do you call the first episode of a TV series with a predominantly black cast?
A pilot, you racist

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RACIST
I think my family is racist.. I brought a white girl home and my wife and mom wouldn't talk to me.

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What do you call someone who hates the Olympics?
A racist.

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Did you hear about the racist Pilot?
He graduated with flying colours.

He wasn't happy about it either.

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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a pit of violence that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
Thank God I live in Canada!

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Sorry for being such a racist but there really is only room for one race on this planet
The human race.

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There is only one thing worse than being a racist
Being black.

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Why is electricity racist?
Because being black is a negative thing.

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Can I say a racist joke?
A racist joke.

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How many racists does it take ti change a light globe?
None, they prefer to remain unenlightened.

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A joke died this year
"It's 2018 not 1820" \~In response to anything racist



I (the only black guy in the group) have been using this for two years, I guess the feminist can have it now.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.

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I'm not racist. I love all races equally
Except marathons. Fuck marathons

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I don't want to sound racist but...
Everyone in the KKK looks the same to me...

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Parents are like toast
When they're black, you have nothing to eat.

(I am not racist c: )

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist...
A lot of black people would try to rob me

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RACIST JOKES THAT ARE...

Racist jokes can be funny or dirty, insulting of disgusting. Most of them are suitable for kids and family.

BEST SHORT JOKES

Short jokes about racism, one liners, thoughts and captions that are funny and will make you laugh.

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

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If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said
a black guy would probably rob me.

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What does a racist joke and crossing the street have in common?
White people looking both ways before they start

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A sexual predator, a pathological liar, and a racist walk into a bar
The bartender says, What'll it be, Mr. President?

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Racist jokes are like white people.
They are the best.

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What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus?
An ambulance you racist.

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I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist.
Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.

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If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist
black people would rob me

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A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar...
...the bartender says "how may I help you, Mr. President?"

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I just installed a new app on my phone that lets me know which of my friends are racist.
It's called 'Facebook'

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BEST BLACK HUMOR JOKES

Black humor racist jokes.

Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.

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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!

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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.

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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.

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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.

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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.

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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.

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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black β€” that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.

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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.

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WHAT ARE RACIST JOKES ABOUT?

Racist is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about racist.

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TOP BLACK PEOPLE JOKES THAT ARE RACIST

Funny jokes about black people. Roast black people with these jokes.

Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.

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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.

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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.

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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.

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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.

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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!

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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.


The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.

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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.

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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.

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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.

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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.

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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.

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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.

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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.

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Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.

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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!

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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop

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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.

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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.

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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.

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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.


I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?

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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.


He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.

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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.

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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.


Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!

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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...

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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".


What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!

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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.

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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.


What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.

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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...

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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.

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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.

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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.

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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.

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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton

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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.

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Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.

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What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.

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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.

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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.

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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.


It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.

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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "

Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"

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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.

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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.


How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.

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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "

Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".

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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?

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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!

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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.

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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.

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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.

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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.

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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...

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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!

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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.

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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!

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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.

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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.

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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"

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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.

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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.

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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.


I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.

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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.


Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!

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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black β€” that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.

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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.

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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.

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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.

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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.

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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.

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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...

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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.

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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.

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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.

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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.

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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.

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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.


So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.

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TOP WHITE PEOPLE JOKES THAT ARE RACIST

Funny jokes about white people. Roast white people with these jokes.

Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.

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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!

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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.


The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.

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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.

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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.


What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.

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Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.


Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.

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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "

Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".

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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.

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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger.

Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.


The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.

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Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.

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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.

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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.

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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.


The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.

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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.


Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.

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When a white person delivers an asian baby.


White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."

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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.

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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.

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Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks?
A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.

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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.

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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.

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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.

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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

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TOP MEXICAN JOKES THAT ARE RACIST

Funny jokes about mexican people. Roast mexican people with these jokes.

Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
Hey tried to join the que que que.

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Don't be racist, be like Mario...
He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...

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2 Mexican brothers crossed the border and need money
(Slightly Racist - You have been warned)

Jose and Juan, 2 brothers, crossed the border to USA and had no cash. Their plan was to beg on the streets for some money. So the two brothers both got cardboard and made their own signs. Juan says "Lets split up, you go up the street, I do down, we meet here at night."

Jose agrees to the plan and heads up the street with his sign begging for money at a busy intersection. Juan feeling good about his plan goes down the street at another intersection and begs also.

By the end of the day, the 2 brothers meet where they started with all their money. Juan, still feeling good about his plan, shows his younger brother he made $40! While Juan is laughing, his younger brother pulls out $200 from his pockets.

Juan shocked ask his brother, "How did you make so much money?" His brother responded, "Read my sign." Jose's sign reads "Need $20 to go back to Mexico"

(My dad told me this joke when I was 10, I live in LA area)

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Did you hear about the racist Mexican?
He joined the que que que

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Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
He joined the Que Que Que

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Don't be racist; be like Mario
He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.

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I'm not racist but...
"I'm not racist, but you look great today"

"That wasn't racist at all"

"I know, I said I'm not racist. Typical Mexican"

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Did you guys hear about the Mexican racist?
He joined the que que que

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Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
he joined the que que que.

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A few somewhat racist jokes...
* What do Nike and kkk have in common?
They both make niggers run fast.

* Why do Jews like watching porno's backwards?
They like the part where the Hooker gives back the money.

* Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?
He heard Boys pants where half off.

* What do u call a little Mexican?
A Paragraph because he's not quite an Essay yet.


* How do you BlindFold a chink?
Dental Floss.

* Whats the Objective of Jewish Football?
To get the quarter back.

* Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check. (Father sold separately or not at all.)

* What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

* Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?
He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"

* Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.

* A man goes into a shop and sees 3 jars on a table. The first jar says Caucasian Brains, $5.00 a pint. The second says Asian Brains, $10.00 a pint, and the third says Nigger Brains, $100.00 a pint.
Hey, why are these nigger brains $100 bucks a pint? asked the man.
The shop owner replied, You know how many niggers you have to kill to get a whole pint of brains?

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A black guy, a Jew, a Mexican, and a racist white Southerner are waiting at a bus stop...
...when all of a sudden a genie comes along. He says, "Well, we've got some time before the bus comes so why don't I grant you all one wish."

So the Jew pipes up and says, "My one true wish is that all of my people be able to live in peace together in Israel." The genie snaps his fingers, and BAM! Done.

Next the Mexican says, "Really I wish that all of my people can live in prosperity in Mexico." Again the genie snaps his fingers, and BAM! Wish fulfilled.

Next the black guy says, "My wish is that all black people be able to live together in peace and prosperity in Africa." Again the genie snaps his fingers, and BAM! All the black people go to Africa.

Finally the genie turns to the white Southerner and asks him for his wish. "Let me get this straight," the Southerner says, "all the Jews are in Israel, all the Mexicans are in Mexico, and all the blacks are in Africa? Shit, I think I'll have a Coke."

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A racist truck-driver [not for you bleeding-hearts]
A racist truck driver is driving down a lonesome, desert road. On the horizon he sees the outline of a hitch-hiker. Getting closer he can see that the man is Mexican. He starts to pull over, but at the last second, he guns the engine and runs the man over.

After some time, he sees another hitch-hiker- this time it's a catholic priest. Being a man of faith, the driver pulls over and gives the holy man a lift. The two continue down the road.

After a few more miles, they approach another hitch-hiker. This time, it's a black man. The driver is conflicted- he wants to run the guy over but doesn't want to offend the priest. Thinking quickly, he pretends to nod-off at the wheel. He approaches the hitch-hiker, eases over, and with eyes-closed, guns the engine again. Hearing a 'thud', he shakes his head and asks the priest what happened.

The priests explains, "You nearly missed that nigger, but I swung the door open in time to nail him."

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane?
A pilot. Racist.

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what do you call a mexican on the moon ?
an Astronaut you Racist

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What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?
An astronaut you racist..

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what do you call a racist Mexican
a member of the que que que

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How to not be racist
Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!

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Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
He joined the que que que

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mexican racist jokes (dont look if u cant handle them)
1) how do you stop a mexican tank?

shoot the guy pushing it

2) why isnt there a mexican olympic team?

because all of the people who can run, swim, and jump are in the U.S!

3) whats the difference between a picnic table and a mexican man?

a picnic table can support a family of 5


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What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist!

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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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My dad told me: Never say you can't. You're an AmeriCAN
Not a MexiCan. My dad was a racist.

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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

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How to stop Mexican racist jokes?
don't **taco** 'bout it.

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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop

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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.

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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.

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"I'm proud to be black" said the black man.
"I'm proud to be brown" said the Mexican man.

"I'm proud to be yellow" said the Asian man.

"I'm proud to be red" said the Native American.

"I'm proud to be white" said the racist.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.

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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.

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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.


Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!

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How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.

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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.


How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.

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Why do Mexicans eat so many beans?
Because they're versatile, a good value, and contain lots of protein you racist fuck.

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What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.

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Dont be a racist, be like Mario...
he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew.

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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.

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Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.


The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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If we're going to do racist jokes
How's a Mexican like a cue ball?


The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.


Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.

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Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.


The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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I'm not racist but...
Your hair looks gorgeous.

"How is that racist?"

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen.
Typical Mexican.

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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.

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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.

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An irish man requests a guiness
"One Guiness please"

-*"You must be Irish"*

"What, just because I ordered a Guiness? If I ordered a big mac would you think I was American?"

-*"Um, Sir.."*

If I ordered a tortilla would you think I was mexican?! Racist scum!"

-*"But.. sorry sir.. This is a library."*



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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?
The police

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They're the police you racist cunt.

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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.

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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.

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Dont be racist! ...
... be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

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Why was the mexican midget a paragraph?
He's to short to be an essay.

Sorry if repost.
Sorry if racist.

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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.

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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.

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Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children

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Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.

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How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r

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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.

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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders

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My girlfriend keeps telling all her friends I'm racist..
typical lying Mexican.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, you racist!

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What do you call a Mexican with no arms?
By his name, you racist.

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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.

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Technology
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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I will tell you a racist mexican joke
in three, two, Juan...

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A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?
The police.

They're the police, racist.

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.

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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

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Why don't Mexicans find racist jokes about them funny?
Because they have to pay for them.

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If I had a dollar for every racist thing I've said.
I'd hire a Mexican to do my landscaping.

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Favorite Sport
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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Lucasfilms is very racist
In the star wars film a new hope the crew go to the cantina which is a mexican thing and you want to know what they found a bunch of aliens

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Did you hear about a Mexican racist?
He joined the Que Que Que.

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Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
He joined the que que que.

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Have you heard the joke about the black man and the mexican?
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

And you thought I was racist.

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TOP ASIAN JOKES THAT ARE RACIST

Funny jokes about asian people. Roast asian people with these jokes.

a joke that isn't racist
a guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks:

"hey do you know, tai quon do, ju jutsu, kung fu or any of that shit?"

offended the Asian man replies:
"what you think that just because i'm asian i know martial arts?"

the man replies: "nah its because you're drinking my fucking burbon"

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"I'm proud to be a black man"
"I'm proud to be a black man!" said the black man.

"I'm proud to be an Asian man!" said the Asian man.

"I'm proud to be a white man!" said the racist.

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I think my entire family is racist.
I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family

My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me.

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Here's a joke I heard awhile back.
Its a bit racist. Please don't send me angry PMs.

In the kindergarten playground at recess 3 male students were comparing their penis sizes. There was an Asian boy, a white boy, and a black boy. The Asian boy and white boy had penises about the same size, but the black boys penis was much bigger than both of theirs. When the two children saw this, they said it was because he was black, and the black boy thought about it. When the black boy got home he told the story to his mother, and asked "is the reason my penis is bigger than the other boys' penises because I'm black?" to which the mother replied "No sweetie, its because you're 24"

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I'm black and I'm proud!
I'm proud to be a black man! Said the black man

I'm proud to be an Asian man! Said the Asian man

I'm proud to be a white man! Said the racist

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Don't be racist.
It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!

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Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver
If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn.

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Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12...
....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu

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I'm furious! racist tech support just called me asian
All I said was my drivers keep crashing

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Racism is wrong
I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal.

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My dad who has a really thick Asian accent just asked me..
Did you see the white *super racist* riot in Virginia? He was trying to say **supremacist**. Honestly, he wasn't wrong tho.

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Racist/Nationally prejudiced pick up lines.
I'm not black, but I'll steal your heart.

Hey girl, I'm not Asian, but I'll eat that pussy.

I'm not from Russia, but you make me blush-a.

If you were a Jihadist, would you blow me first?

Did you just have curry? Because that ass is getting blasted tonight.

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So My Family is Definitely Racist...
I started dating an Asian Girl recently and brought her home to meet my family.

The kids wouldn't speak to her and my wife told me to pack my shit and leave.

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I think I might be racist
So I was out driving the other day and saw a white man running. I thought to myself "how great, this guy really has it together and is out working on his fitness."

Then later I saw a black man out running and I became a little nervous and put my head on a swivel. I couldn't help but think a crime had just been committed and surely the police were close behind.

Soon after that I saw an Asian man out for a run. So I instinctively turned and ran in the same direction exclaiming "RUN IT'S GODZILLA!"

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man? (slightly racist)
A car thief that can't drive.

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An old, racist one liner.
Heard this several years ago and even still it makes me chuckle.



What do you call three Mexicans, one Asian and three Africans in a line?

A water sprinkler: spic spic spic *chink* nigga nigga nigga.

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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!

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'I'm proud to be a black man'
'I'm proud to be a black man!' Says the black man.
'Im proud to be an Asian man!' Said the Asian man.
'Im proud to be a white man!' Said the racist.

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Racist Joke
White Black Hispanic and Asian man standing on the tallest mountain. Asian man steps up and say ''this is for my people'' and jumps off the mountain, Hispanic man steps up and screams ''this is for my people'' and jumps off the mountain, black man steps up and yell ''this is for my people'' and grabs the white man and throws him off the mountain.

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A man went to the vet for advice to curb his racist dog that kept barking at his Asian neighbour.
"Muzzle him" the vet advised.

The man paused, and exclaimed, "could be, he does have a big beard"

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An indian and an asian walked into a bar
They had a great time because not everyone is racist like you.

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An Asian nurse goes in to see Mr Jones
A few minutes later she comes out angry, refusing to see such a racist patient. The doctor goes in and asks Mr. Jones what he said to upset the nurse.

"I have no idea doc. She asked me if anything was bothering me, and I said yeah, urination"

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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.

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"I'm proud to be black" said the black man.
"I'm proud to be brown" said the Mexican man.

"I'm proud to be yellow" said the Asian man.

"I'm proud to be red" said the Native American.

"I'm proud to be white" said the racist.

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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!

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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.

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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.

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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.


It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.

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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound

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Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.

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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.

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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.

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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.

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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
Copy paste...copy paste...

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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[Racist?] Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?
Because the ones that don't are never heard from again.



I'll be here all day folks.

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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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What's the most racist thing you cans say to a russia
Eur Asian

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if I had a yen for every time I was racist
I'd be as worthless as an Asian guy.

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In my math homework I was asked what's the difference a racist and a mathematician.
I need help solving this equation, maybe one of you could ask one of your Asian friends for me?

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What do you call a blind asian man
A blind asian man you racist shit

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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
-_-

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Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.

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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.

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When a white person delivers an asian baby.


White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."

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What do you call a lesbian asian who is is racist towards white people?
An anti-cock asian

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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.


The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.

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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".

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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.


Example: Dong Ching Lau.

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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"

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Racist jokes about white people.
Hello. I really like dark humour when you feel like you will go to hell for laughing at them. There were some posts with dark and racist jokes, and they were mostly racist towards asian and black people. So i thought, maybe some representatives of there two races have some really dark and funny jokes about white people to share?

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Why are pandas the least racist animal?
Because they're white, black AND Asian.

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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!

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Why can't pandas be racist?
They're black, white, *and* Asian!

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Not to be racist but...
Every movie is widescreen to Asian people.

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I'm not racist because...
I'd rather be black, than asian.

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What do you call an Asian guy flying a plane?
A pilot... You racist

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What's the most racist South East Asian food?
Nazi Goering (Nasi Goreng)

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How did a racist get erected?
Because he won the key Asian vote.

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If Asians are so smart than why did they fail the math test
If you thought it had to do something about their eyes your racist it's because there can be less intelligent Asians we are all the same

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Im not racist.
Ive raped black, hispanic, Asian, and Pakistani woman.

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What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.

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What do you call an asian women who flies an airplane?
A pilot, you fucking racist.

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What do young asian children ride?
Ricycles

(not racist I love both rice and asians)

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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"

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How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.

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Why are racist Asian jokes considered acceptable here? [serious]

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Is it racist
to say all Asian twins look the same?

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What is the least racist animal?
A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

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What do Asians eat?
Whatever food you eat, you racist

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Giant Pandas are the least racist animal...
They're Black, White and Asian!

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Don't be racist, be like a panda...
They're white, black, and Asian

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Pandas aren't racist.
Most of them are Black, White, and Asian.

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TOP JEW JOKES THAT ARE RACIST

Funny jokes about jewish people. Roast jewish people with these jokes.

A Chinaman and a Jew are in a racist argument...
A Chinaman and a Jew are in a racist argument when the Jew rears back and punches the Chinaman in the nose. The Chinaman says, "What was that for?"

The Jew responds, "That was for Pearl Harbor you son of a bitch."

The Chinaman looks confused and says, "Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese. I'm Chinese!"

So the Jew says, "Japanese. Chinese. What's the difference?!" Then the Chinaman rears back and punches the Jew in the nose.

The Jew says, "What was that for?"

The Chinaman responds, "That was for the Titanic!"

The Jew looks confused and says, "The Titanic?? The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"

So the Chinaman says, "Iceberg. Goldberg. What's the difference?!"

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Don't be racist, be like Mario...
He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...

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Don't be racist; be like Mario
He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.

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A black guy, a Jew, a Mexican, and a racist white Southerner are waiting at a bus stop...
...when all of a sudden a genie comes along. He says, "Well, we've got some time before the bus comes so why don't I grant you all one wish."

So the Jew pipes up and says, "My one true wish is that all of my people be able to live in peace together in Israel." The genie snaps his fingers, and BAM! Done.

Next the Mexican says, "Really I wish that all of my people can live in prosperity in Mexico." Again the genie snaps his fingers, and BAM! Wish fulfilled.

Next the black guy says, "My wish is that all black people be able to live together in peace and prosperity in Africa." Again the genie snaps his fingers, and BAM! All the black people go to Africa.

Finally the genie turns to the white Southerner and asks him for his wish. "Let me get this straight," the Southerner says, "all the Jews are in Israel, all the Mexicans are in Mexico, and all the blacks are in Africa? Shit, I think I'll have a Coke."

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If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist,
I'd be as rich as a Jew

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How to not be racist
Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!

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Trying to talk sense into a racist...
Is like trying to beat a Jew at hide and seek.

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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.

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How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.

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A Jew, a woman, and a racist walk into a bar.
The bartender says "I bet you thought this was going to be about the elections, didn't you?"

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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.

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Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.

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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

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Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.

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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.

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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

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Dont be a racist, be like Mario...
he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew.

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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.

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What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? [Racist Joke Warning]
Black Jews sit in the back of the oven.

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Dont be racist! ...
... be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

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How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.

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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"

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Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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Can we have a flair for specifically racist jokes?
Or is this sub just gonna Jew users for the rest of its life?

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A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.


"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change the light bulb, and another to hold the ladder. Safety is important, you racist fuck.

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Couple of racist jokes my dad told me(not racist just found them funny)
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza
One screams when it hits the oven

What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza
A pizza can feed a family

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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.

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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.


The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.

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If I had a dollar for every racist thing I ever said
I'd be rich as a Jew.

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Technology
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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I got called a racist by...
I got called a racist by a big nosed Jew....

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I asked a racist what the worst kind of Jew was

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Why are Jewish people so funny?
They tell the best racist jokes.

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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down.

He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

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Favorite Sport
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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Saying "Oh, look, here comes the jew laywer" is neither racist nor an insult. It's a compliment.
Everyone knows jewish people make the best lawyers. Because they're sneaky. And greedy.

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What's the difference between orange juice and a Jew? (This is a racist joke)
None, they are both concentrated

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A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"

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[Racist Joke]Where does the black Jew go?
To the back of the oven.

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What do you call a jew with a gasmask?
A spoilsport.

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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"

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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.


He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
"Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father."
"I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal."
"Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many."
The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards."
The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!"
The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."

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