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Racist Jokes

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When Obama made his inaugural speech, they put him behind bulletproof glass.

And that's proof of the racism that still exists in America today. I mean, just because he's black, doesn't mean he was going to go and shoot everybody.

An Italian, a Mexican and an American are all on a boat...

The captain runs out yelling we're sinking we're sinking!! Everyone needs to throw something off the boat! The Italian says "We have too many of these in our country" and throws over pots of spaghetti . Mexican says "we have too many of these in country" and throws burritos over board. Finally the American says "We have too many of these in our country." Then he picks up the Mexican and throws him overboard.

Good ol' fashions racism.

Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism

Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies

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What does a s**... driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

How did the racism conference go?

It was all white.

A football coach addresses his team amidst rumors of his racism...

and says:

"I know people have been saying things, but those rumors couldn't be farther from the truth. The truth is, I don't care what color any of you are. I don't care if you're black. I don't care if you're white. It simply doesn't matter. So, I'll tell you what. From now on, you're all green.

"Now, everybody get on the bus. Light green in front, dark green in back."

Racism joke, A football coach addresses his team amidst rumors of his racism...

My teacher called me racist today....

So I told him " I am not racist because as we all know racism is a crime and crime is only done by black people."

Racism is institutionalized throughout the US

Why else would black history be celebrated during the shortest month!

Racism is wrong

I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal.

Want to hear a racist joke?

Just kidding, i'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Scientists created the first white laser.

They were fired for racism and hate speech.

Now I'm a god fearing man, and I sure am against slavery and racism,

Racism is like Nickelback...

I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live.

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I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed

Racism exists among all races of the world

white people are just better at it, like most things.

Racism joke, Racism exists among all races of the world

Racism is a subjective matter

there are no black and white solutions

There are 2 things in this world that i hate.

1. racism
2. black people

For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist

I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people

I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America...

Racism can't exist if everybody's white.

Hey guys, Racism is a crime

But crime is only for black people

There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism...

....The "I have a Dream" speech.

A man is trying to join a country club with a history of racism

The head of the club says "you may have heard of our reputation, and it does affect who joins". He pulls out a revolver and says "go shoot five black people and one rabbit"

"Why do i have to shoot a rabbit?" Says the man.

"You'll fit in well here" says the head.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player!

I mean no racism in this joke*

I'm torn: on the one hand, I absolutely hate xenophobia, sexism, and racism

on the other hand, orange is my favorite color.

My friend says I'm a racist...

100% not true. Hopefully racism will die out soon. Like black people

Racism joke, My friend says I'm a racist...


It's the only thing white people won't take credit for

The fact that president Obama needs four inches of bullet proof glass at every public speaking event, is proof that racism is still alive

Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot everyone.

Racism and Nickelback are very similar

It's fun to joke about them, but you never wanna see them live.

Racism is s**....

Why hate a person based on his/her skin color? If you just took the time to know them as a person, you can find a whole lot of other things to hate them for.

Why are black peoples hands and feet white?

Because those parts are meant for workin'

PS: Racism is wrong.

I'm building an app to help people fall asleep at night. It'll be recordings of straight white men talking about gender identity, cultural appropriation and modern racism...

Name of the app is White Noise.

Some people say I've got a racism problem but I haven't

Some of my best friends are racist

An upset parent walks up to the coach of a local minor league's baseball team, "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think 'The Browns' is a racist name to have for the team?"

The coach replies, "what? No, the name is simply because the uniforms are brown. In fact, to avoid any signs of racism with the name, we don't allow any brown people on the team."

Racism is so s**....

You shouldn't treat someone differently just because they're from an inferior race.

The Washington r**..., due to the incredible amount of racism, genocide and ignorance associated with that word, have decided to change their name to...

... The r**....

I hate racism. Everyone should be treated in the same way. Doesn't matter if you're Black, Asian, Hispanic or Normal.

Australians are casual racists...

Full time racism is too hard

This racism thing has gone too far

I mean you can't even say black paint anymore, you have to say "Leeroy, would you mind painting the fence"

What do you call the science of classifying living things?


We all know the rule about racism

You can't be white and make black jokes and you can't be black

I don't understand why everyone is surprised that the religious right is okay with racism

Every church I've ever gone to has told me Jesus is a white c**....

Everyone's got a little bit of racism in them.

Not me tho, I'm pure.

Q: What do Nickelback and racism have in common?

A: Both are fun to joke about, but I wouldn't want to see either in real life.

Why hasn't Black Friday become a super racial thing?

Because capitalism is more important than racism.

What's thw difference between asian and rasicm?

Racism has many faces.

Who would be the mascot against racism?

A panda!

He's black
He's white
Hes Asian!

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?

Because they're good at separating colors.

I was gonna make a joke on racism

But I realized it was too dark.

How did the coronavirus blow a 100-10 lead on racism in the United States?

Because racism has the home-field advantage.

The Washington r**... finally decided to change their name to get rid of the association with historical racism

They'll now be known as the Arlington r**....

I oppose racism.

Especially on highways.

A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR.

What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.


Sometimes if I wanna get someone's attention, I'll start a sentence with "I'm not racist,
"I'm not racist, but you look great today."

And they say, "that wasn't racist at all."

And I say, "I know. I said I'm not racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."

If I say that all Chinese people are the same

Is it racism or communism?

What's the deal with racism?

You're not running a race.

I hate capitalism,

so i always type my messages in lowercase. i also hate racism, and refuse to run 100 metres.

Don't let casual racism be a part of your life

Go competitive

Last night, I, an American, was arguing with a European over whether Europe or the United States was better.

The European boasted, "We hardly even have racism here in Europe!" I asked them, "What about Romani people? Does the racism they experience not count?"

They replied, "Of course not! Romanis aren't people!"

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