racism Jokes

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Racism is like Nickelback...

I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live.


Racism is so stupid.

You shouldn't treat someone differently just because they're from an inferior race.


Want to hear a racist joke?

Just kidding, i'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.


What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.


Racism exists among all races of the world

white people are just better at it, like most things.


The fact that president Obama needs four inches of bullet proof glass at every public speaking event, is proof that racism is still alive

Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot everyone.


Racism and Nickelback are very similar

It's fun to joke about them, but you never wanna see them live.


My teacher called me racist today....

So I told him " I am not racist because as we all know racism is a crime and crime is only done by black people."


Mild Racism - NSFW

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 5 black guys - Coach

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys - Quarterback

What do you call one white guy surrounded by a thousand black guys - Warden


I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America...

Racism can't exist if everybody's white.


What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

*I know, I know, racism is bad, and I do feel bad but I still think it's hilarious. I'm German, so hit me with your best joke about Germans.*


When Obama made his inaugural speech, they put him behind bulletproof glass.

And that's proof of the racism that still exists in America today. I mean, just because he's black, doesn't mean he was going to go and shoot everybody.


Racism is wrong

I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal.


Racism is criminal.

So I was at work, talking about how the black people are always late in the morning. My boss look at me and says "you're racist." I tell him there is no way I am a racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for niggers.


There are 2 things in this world that i hate.

1. racism
2. black people


Racism is stupid.

Why hate a person based on his/her skin color? If you just took the time to know them as a person, you can find a whole lot of other things to hate them for.


For me, racism is the same as masturbating.

I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it.

(Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)


Racism in the workplace

"Sorry, I'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge."

"That's not a problem. Would you like me to ask you the question again?"

"Yes please."

"To the charges regarding racism in the workplace, do you plead guilty, or not guilty?"


Porn movies are positive movies:

No murder,
No war,
No fight,
No conspiracy,
No cheating,
No racism,
No religious fanatics,
No language problem,
No crying or teasing,
Good cooperation,
Good coordination,
Natural acting,
Everybody enjoys the climax,
Lots of love,
Alwayz a very happy ending for all characters!

And the best part… No matter which point you start watching, you will understand the story..


What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free)

Phil Ming


This racism thing has gone too far

I mean you can't even say black paint anymore, you have to say "Leeroy, would you mind painting the fence"


Racism is a subjective matter

there are no black and white solutions


A man is trying to join a country club with a history of racism

The head of the club says "you may have heard of our reputation, and it does affect who joins". He pulls out a revolver and says "go shoot five black people and one rabbit"

"Why do i have to shoot a rabbit?" Says the man.

"You'll fit in well here" says the head.


Why are black peoples hands and feet white?

Because those parts are meant for workin'

PS: Racism is wrong.


Scientists created the first white laser.

They were fired for racism and hate speech.


Q: What do Nickelback and racism have in common?

A: Both are fun to joke about, but I wouldn't want to see either in real life.


What do you call the science of classifying living things?



Irish Racism

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords.


The Washington Redskins, due to the incredible amount of racism, genocide and ignorance associated with that word, have decided to change their name to...

... The Redskins.


Racist Jokes

Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism.


For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist

I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people


An upset parent walks up to the coach of a local minor league's baseball team, "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think 'The Browns' is a racist name to have for the team?"

The coach replies, "what? No, the name is simply because the uniforms are brown. In fact, to avoid any signs of racism with the name, we don't allow any brown people on the team."


An Italian, a Mexican and an American are all on a boat...

The captain runs out yelling we're sinking we're sinking!! Everyone needs to throw something off the boat! The Italian says "We have too many of these in our country" and throws over pots of spaghetti . Mexican says "we have too many of these in country" and throws burritos over board. Finally the American says "We have too many of these in our country." Then he picks up the Mexican and throws him overboard.

Good ol' fashions racism.


Hey guys, Racism is a crime

But crime is only for black people


Some people say I've got a racism problem but I haven't

Some of my best friends are racist


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