Racing Dog Jokes

15 racing dog jokes and hilarious racing dog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about racing dog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Racing Dog Short Jokes

Short racing dog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The racing dog humour may include short racing horse jokes also.

  1. What do you call a dog with no legs? Why would you call him, he can't come over.
    Where do you find a dog with no legs?
    Last place you put him.
    Where do you bring a dog with no legs?
    Drag race.
  2. . What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
  3. Dog Mom Is Always Right Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them.

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Racing Dog One Liners

Which racing dog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with racing dog? I can suggest the ones about racing and racing car.

  1. Why don't dogs have race wars? Because dogs don't see color.
  2. What type of dog committed genocide? Well, greyhounds finish races all the time.
  3. What did the dentist say while racing sled dogs? Brush! Brush! Brush!
  4. What's the s**... dog race? The p**...-dle!
    I'll be seeing myself out :/

Racing Dog Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about racing dog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hunting dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make racing dog pranks.

Three racehorses were standing in a field.

One says, you know, I've won ten races in my life.
And I've won twenty races! Brags the second horse.
The third horse is much older then them both. He says, That's nothing! I've won fifty races!
Suddenly they all hear laughing, and they turn their heads to see a greyhound trotting through the field.
Amateurs! The dog laughs. I've been in a thousand races, and I've won all of them!
The horses are all shocked. As the dog strolls past them, they stare in silence. Then the old horse says, Holy s**...! a talking dog!

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of red wine. The bartender's therapy dog leaps to his feet, races across the room, runs down the stairs to the wine cellar and within moments returns with a lovely bottle of cabernet savignon in his jaws which he drops gently at the bartender's feet. "Wow, that dog is amazing," the guy says. "What kind is it?" "Oh, he's nothing special," the bartender replies. "Just a bordeaux collie."

A medical student is driving home on a narrow country road in the middle of the night after his shift in the hospital.
The weather is terrible.
It's raining cats and dogs.
Suddenly a motorbike is screaming by with very high speed.
"Jesus Crhist! What an idiot! He will c**... if he doesn't slow down!"
A few minutes later he spotted in his headlights on the side of the road the torn up motorbike against a big tree.
He stopped and quickly jumped out of his car to see in he can give first aid.
But it's to late.
The biker is already dead.
He looked around if there is anyone around. Nobody to see.
The student thouhgt "This is the oppertunity to finally obtain a real human eye!"
He always carryrna spoon and a glass eye in his pocket for an opperunity like this.
He quickly removes the left eye and places the glass eye in the socket.
One quick look around and he jumps in his car and races off.
The next morning when he wakes up he turned on the tv and watches the news.
It said: "Biker found dead on country road with 2 glass eyes."

Divine Frog

A family is driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.The man says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race."The frog asks to look at the dog, which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it very fat, and can barely move at all so he tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish.The man says, "Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in the area. The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog?"