The Best 26 Rachel Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Rachel jokes. There are some rachel paraplegics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Rachel Jokes and Puns
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Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a wedding cake shop...
To plan for their upcoming nuptials. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans...
Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner.
The owner of Rachel Dolezal's tanning salon is releasing a "tell all" book...
...among the many juicy details revealed is Professor Dolezal's favourite television programme... Orange Is The New Black.
I think Rachel Dolezal is misunderstood. . .
It turns out she's bi-Rachel.
So Rachel Dolezal becomes a Rapper...
Her rap name: the notorius W.H.I.T.E
Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a bakery...
To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
(posted before but I felt it was an appropriate time for it to rerun.)
I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today.
I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead.
So an Indian and an African walk into a bar....
Just kidding... its Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Dolezal
My girlfriend was asked to step aside and frisked at the airport for resembling a Friends character.
I think she was a victim of Rachel profiling.
My wife came home from work and stormed angrily into the bedroom where I was sat.
"I get the impression you aren't being loyal to me," she said.
"Why?" I frowned.
"You've been very quiet recently. And you're always hanging around with that girl from work, Rachel?"
"Rochelle." coughed a voice from the wardrobe.
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Two women named Rachel meet and fall in love.
They decide to get married and go to the baker's to pick out a wedding cake. The baker inquires about their story and appalled, refuses to bake them a wedding cake. They are very upset and accuse the baker of narrow-mindedness and bigotry. "Oh, no, no, no," the baker responds, "I don't have a problem with gay marriage, I just can't support an inter-Rachel marriage!"
Happy Valentine's, everyone!
Rachel Dolezal, the white woman pretending to be black, is apparently jobless and living off food stamps
I guess she really was black.
Rachel Dolezal just announced she's writing an autobiography
it's titled "The Inward Woman"
"Daddy, where did I come from?"
Seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.
Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks.
"Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."
Girlfriend: Love you babe, xx…
*-I love you too!*
I'd be *so* happy if u put x's in when u SMS me...
*-Ok! Rachel, Sarah, Monica.*
What do you call two lesbians named Rachel getting it on...
Interrachel sex
A blind man goes into a restaurant
They don't have any braille menus, so he tells the waitress "Just bring me a dirty fork. Whatever I smell on it, I'll order."
So the waitress goes and grabs a fork from the sink, not knowing that another waitress had just used it to scratch her behind. She hands it to the blind man who sniffs it and says, "I didn't know Rachel worked here!"
Rachel has 16 chocolate bars. Tracey takes 4 from her and asks for the remaining quarter. What would she end up with?
A slap.
My friend Rachel made a bet for $10,000 that she wouldn't change her gender
She's Rich now.
Elizabeth Warren's DNA proved that the only WHITER
Person then her in America is Rachel Doleza !!!!
Anytime I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she's playing the same character.
She is a victim of Rachel profiling.
What did Alfred call Master Wayne before he started dating Rachel?
Masturbatman
I was eating a steak in my favorite restaurant, when a girl came to my table and shouted at me: "Enjoying your meat, murderer?!"
Seriously Rachel it was 15 years ago and your dad had a knife. Jeez.
Two lady lesbians, both called Rachel, tried to buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. However, the baker refused to serve 'their kind'...
Not surprisingly, the two girls were hugely offended and asked him why he had a problem with gay nuptials.
The baker replied that he had no problems at all, however, he wasn't a supporter inter-Rachel marriage.
I once dated a girl named Rachel, but she turned out to be a nasty bitch. As a result, I now refuse to associate with women named Rachel
Then again, I could just be Rachel profiling
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