Rachel Jokes
37 rachel jokes and hilarious rachel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rachel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a laugh? Then you need to check out these Rachel jokes! We'll take a look at some popular humorous anecdotes about Rachels, from Rachel Foster Ireland to Rachel Green from Friends. We'll also have a laugh at Amanda, Jenna, and Amy. Get ready to chuckle!
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Funniest Rachel Short Jokes
Short rachel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rachel humour may include short marriage jokes also.
- My friend Rachel made a bet for $10,000 that she wouldn't change her gender She's Rich now.
- I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today. I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead.
- My girlfriend was asked to step aside and frisked at the airport for resembling a Friends character. I think she was a victim of Rachel profiling.
- Rachel Dolezal just announced she's writing an autobiography it's titled "The Inward Woman"
- Rachel has 16 chocolate bars. Tracey takes 4 from her and asks for the remaining quarter. What would she end up with? A slap.
- FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters Fheobe
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RosS - Anytime I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she's playing the same character. She is a victim of Rachel profiling.
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Rachel One Liners
Which rachel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rachel? I can suggest the ones about deathbed and cookbook.
- I think Rachel Dolezal is misunderstood. . . It turns out she's bi-Rachel.
- Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
- What did Alfred call Master Wayne before he started dating Rachel? Masturbatman
- So Rachel Dolezal becomes a Rapper... Her rap name: the notorius W.H.I.T.E
- Most people would want to play the part of "Dolores" in Westworld... ...Evan Rachel Wood.
- What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal? ...a hamburger.
- She would have gotten away... ...if she had also changed her name to Rachel Dolizzle.
- I would love to give Rachel Riley a cream 3.14159265359
- rachel ray and the hulk have a baby muppet cookey monster
- I was born in the 80s, but circumcised in the 90s.. I got the Rachel cut.
- What do you call two l**... named Rachel getting it on... Interrachel s**...
Hilarious Fun Rachel Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about rachel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bachelor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rachel pranks.
My wife came home from work and stormed angrily into the bedroom where I was sat.
"I get the impression you aren't being loyal to me," she said.
"Why?" I frowned.
"You've been very quiet recently. And you're always hanging around with that girl from work, Rachel?"
"Rochelle." coughed a voice from the wardrobe.
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I was eating a steak in my favorite restaurant, when a girl came to my table and shouted at me: "Enjoying your meat, m**...?!"
Seriously Rachel it was 15 years ago and your dad had a knife. Jeez.
Two women named Rachel meet and fall in love.
They decide to get married and go to the baker's to pick out a wedding cake. The baker inquires about their story and appalled, refuses to bake them a wedding cake. They are very upset and accuse the baker of narrow-mindedness and bigotry. "Oh, no, no, no," the baker responds, "I don't have a problem with gay marriage, I just can't support an inter-Rachel marriage!"
Happy Valentine's, everyone!
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I once dated a girl named Rachel, but she turned out to be a n**... b**.... As a result, I now refuse to associate with women named Rachel
Then again, I could just be Rachel profiling
I was taught to always follow my dreams no matter what.
So now I just need to rescue my boss's wooden horse from the pool that's filled with spaghetti before the Egyptian soccer team gets back from practice.
Rachel from middle school? What are you doing here?
The Princess of Potatoes has to marry
King Tater instructs his daughter to choose a noble potato to wed.
The princess says, "Father, I have chosen. I want to marry Rachel Maddow."
"I WON'T HAVE IT!" yells King Tater in a fury.
"But Father, I never knew you would be homophobic," said the princess.
"It's not that!" said the king. "It's that she's only a commentator."
A mother is helping her son study physics
She asked him "Do you know Newton?"
He said no.
She said " if you had been paying attention to your lessons, you would have known him."
The son asked her " do you know Rachel?"
She said no.
He said " if you had been paying attention to your husband, you would have known her."
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"Daddy, where did I come from?"
Seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about s**... attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.
Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks.
"Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."
A blind man goes into a restaurant
They don't have any braille menus, so he tells the waitress "Just bring me a dirty fork. Whatever I smell on it, I'll order."
So the waitress goes and grabs a fork from the sink, not knowing that another waitress had just used it to scratch her behind. She hands it to the blind man who sniffs it and says, "I didn't know Rachel worked here!"
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Girlfriend: Love you babe, x**...…
*-I love you too!*
I'd be *so* happy if u put x's in when u SMS me...
*-Ok! Rachel, Sarah, Monica.*
The owner of Rachel Dolezal's tanning salon is releasing a "tell all" book...
...among the many juicy details revealed is Professor Dolezal's favourite television programme... Orange Is The New Black.
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Elizabeth Warren's DNA proved that the only WHITER
Person then her in America is Rachel Doleza !!!!
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So an Indian and an African walk into a bar....
Just kidding... its Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Dolezal
A Jewish man calls the newspaper to publish an obituary notice for her wife
Shlomo: Hello, This is Shlomo, I want to publish an obituary notice for my wife Rachel.
Agent: Hello Shlomo, how shall we publish it, do you have any words in mind?
Shlomo: "Rachel is dead". That's enough.
Agent: Sir you can write more; its the same price.
Shlomo: Hmm okay, "My wife Rachel is dead."
Agent: Sir, it is the same price up to 9 words, are you sure this is enough?
..after a moment of pause
Shlomo: "My wife Rachel is dead, Ford Fiesta for Sale."
