Racer Jokes
9 racer jokes and hilarious racer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about racer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of hilarious jokes about racers, from barrel racers and boy racers to speed racers, street racers and more! Whether you raced Fords in the daytime or at night, you'll find something to make you chuckle!
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What is a good racer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A snail decides he wants to be a racer...
So he employs a pit crew, a coach, and a designer. The designer paints a big 'S' on the side of his vehicle which the snail highly approves of.
He tries out at a local track, and starts overtaking all the other amateurs much faster than anyone else.
The coach stares and says 'Look at that S-Car-Go!"
Why did the F1 Racer get electrocuted after finishing 1 lap?
Because he completed the circuit.
Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.
It's called the Picabo ICU.
I use to be a car racer...
But I didn't have the drive for it and I drifted away from that career.
An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines.
He soon felt the *need* for *speed*
What do you call movie about a transgender chariot racer
Been Her
Non English speaking mom boasts about my profession to her friends "My son is a Racist!!!"
MOM! ITS RACER!
What do you call the worst destruction derby car racer?
Wreckless
Why wasn't the racer ever able to win?
He lacked the drive.
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