Racehorse Jokes
24 racehorse jokes and hilarious racehorse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about racehorse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some laughs about all things racing? Check out these funny, punny jokes about racehorses, foals, and other equine friends. From silly racehorse names to clever foal puns, get ready to have a good time with these humorous equine jokes.
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Funniest Racehorse Short Jokes
Short racehorse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The racehorse humour may include short racing horse jokes also.
- I bought a racehorse today, I called it My Face I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want a bunch of people shouting Come on my face
- What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse? They both came in a little behind.
- A Racehorse walks into a bar... The Bartender says, "Why the long face, your housing seems stable and your life seems on track?"
- My favourite joke to confuse the kids 1-1 was a racehorse. 2-2 was one, too. 1-1 won 1 race. 2-2 won 1 too.
I always say it as fast as possible to confuse friends kids. - When I get rich I'm going to buy a racehorse and name it My Face Just to hear punters shout, Come on my face
- I bought a racehorse today and I named him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh t**... shouting, "Come on My Face."
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Racehorse One Liners
Which racehorse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with racehorse? I can suggest the ones about horse race and horse races.
- One one was a racehorse One two was one too
One one won one race
One two won one too - What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet? They're both off and running.
- What do you call a racehorse who's too old to race? Fast paste.
- Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast! - Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet! - I bought a timeshare on a racehorse. It's a nightmare.
- What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
A clotheshorse. - Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
- How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
Hilarious Fun Racehorse Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about racehorse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse track jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make racehorse pranks.
Three racehorses were standing in a field.
One says, you know, I've won ten races in my life.
And I've won twenty races! Brags the second horse.
The third horse is much older then them both. He says, That's nothing! I've won fifty races!
Suddenly they all hear laughing, and they turn their heads to see a greyhound trotting through the field.
Amateurs! The dog laughs. I've been in a thousand races, and I've won all of them!
The horses are all shocked. As the dog strolls past them, they stare in silence. Then the old horse says, Holy s**...! a talking dog!
Horse race
A man has a racehorse who never won a race.
Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning."
The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track.
He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING"
The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
A racehorse once smoked some w**... just before the race was about to start.
Once it started, the jockey couldn't control it as it veered off track. So the crowd started calling him arrogant as he couldn't get off his high horse..
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.
"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"
"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
