The Best 12 Racehorse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Racehorse jokes. There are some racehorse marathon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these racehorse greyhound puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Racehorse Jokes and Puns

One one was a racehorse

One two was one too
One one won one race
One two won one too

I bought a racehorse today, I called it My Face

I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want a bunch of people shouting Come on my face

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Racehorse joke, What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

I bought a racehorse today

and I named him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.


Horse race

A man has a racehorse who never won a race.

Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning."

The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track.

He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING"

The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

A racehorse once smoked some weed just before the race was about to start.

Once it started, the jockey couldn't control it as it veered off track. So the crowd started calling him arrogant as he couldn't get off his high horse..

Racehorse joke, A racehorse once smoked some weed just before the race was about to start.

What do you call a racehorse who's too old to race?

Fast paste.

When I get rich I'm going to buy a racehorse and name it My Face

Just to hear punters shout, Come on my face

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.

"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"

"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."

Old folks home

Three old fellas are seated on the front porch of their old folks home. The first one says " I like this place but the only problem I have is I can't pee first thing in the morning. " The second guy says I like our place too It's really really nice but I can't poop first thing in the morning. " The third guy says about 6:00 every morning I pee like a racehorse. And then about 8:00 in the morning I crap so good it would amaze you. Only problem I have is I don't wake up till 9:00.

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I bought a timeshare on a racehorse.

It's a nightmare.

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