The Best 14 Raced Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Raced jokes. There are some raced groundskeeper jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these raced slow race horse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Raced Jokes and Puns

My wife shouted at me to go out and find her some tampons, quick!

So, I sprinted to the car, paced down the street, rushed into the store, frantically looking down each aisle until I finally got to the tampons, hurried back to my car and raced home as fast as I could! I burst in through the front door, ran up the stairs, slammed open the bathroom door and shouted, "Walmart, halfway down aisle 10, bottom shelf!"

My friend called me for help, claiming he had turned into a harp.

I raced over there only to find he was a lyre.

An English cat named One Two Three and a French cat named Un Deux Trois raced each other across a lake. Who won?

One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank.

Raced joke, An English cat named One Two Three and a French cat named Un Deux Trois raced each other across a la

Two Nazis with a lisp raced each other...

They wanted to see who was the fascist

A car made of French bread just raced past me.

It was a Baguetti Veyron.


Its not a repost

My friend and I came up with a joke and raced to see who could post it first. I just lost by 2 months.

What did one river say to the other river as they raced down a hill and suddenly hit a dead end?

Dam!

Raced joke, What did one river say to the other river as they raced down a hill and suddenly hit a dead end?

Always pray in English...

Mr. Sharma, a Hindu suffered a heart attack. The paramedics arrived and put Mr. Sharma in the ambulance and raced towards the hospital. Realizing his time had come, Mr. Sharma started reciting the Hindu prayer, "Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om..."

10 minutes later the paramedics brought him back to his house. His wife was aghast and asked the paramedics why they brought him back home?

The paramedics replied, "as soon as we were on our way, he kept shouting hurry home, hurry home, hurry home, so we brought him back..."

I realized I left my tuba in the car with the doors unlocked...

I raced back as quick as I could and sure enough when I looked inside, there were two tubas.

I heard the last two kids rescued raced eachother to the end of the cave...

Rescuers reported the race ended in a Thai.

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.

"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"

"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."

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High school math teachers true-love story....

After being separated for years by cruel fate, the two star-crossed lovers raced towards each other like two freight trains... one leaving Cleveland at 6:30pm and traveling south at 55mph and the other having left Topeka at 4:15pm heading east at 35mph...

Two cats raced across a river; one was named one two three, and the other was named un deux trois

One two three cat won because un deux trois quatre cinq

I looked at the guy next to me, then straight ahead, then back at the guy. It was on, we were ready to go as soon as the lights changed. Then...

They went red and we raced across the road.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the raced ran jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working raced drove piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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