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36 racecar jokes and hilarious racecar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about racecar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your next party a hit with these hilarious jokes about racecar drivers, Ferrari cars and even the Pope's popemobile. Get everyone laughing with this collection of jokes designed to entertain.

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Funniest Racecar Short Jokes

Short racecar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The racecar humour may include short ferrari jokes also.

  1. Boy: What's a palindrome?
    Teacher: racecar
    {10 years later}
    Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome
    Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]
  2. Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.
  3. My Cousin always brags about getting to sleep in a race-car bed Joke's on him. I sleep in a real car!
  4. Why are racecar drivers the best people to go to for dating advice? They're trained to look for red flags.
  5. My annoying cousin keeps bragging about sleeping in a racecar bed. Jokes on him. I sleep in a real car.
  6. In the U.S., why are liberals better racecar drivers than conservatives? They only take left turns.
  7. Race-car A racecar backwards is still a racecar.
    A racecar sideways is how accidents happen.
  8. Why should a boy racecar driver and a girl racecar driver never couple up? They're both too bothered about who finishes first.
  9. What's the difference between stnec and racecar? One spelled backwards makes cents, the other one spelled backwards makes sense
  10. How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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Racecar One Liners

Which racecar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with racecar? I can suggest the ones about driver and kart.

  1. Racecar backwards is still racecar but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
  2. If a piano player is called a pianist Wouldn't a racecar driver be called a racist?
  3. Racecar backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Dale Earnhardt died.
  4. racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is probably Paul Walker
  5. racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is what killed Paul Walker.
  6. Whats a racecar drivers favorite steak? SKIRRRRRRRRRT
  7. What do you call a bisexual racecar driver? The fast and the curious
  8. What do female racecar drivers wear? a skkkkiiiirrrrrrrrrrttt.
  9. Education is important But racecar are importanter
  10. Racecar spelled backwards... Isn't racecar anymore. It's backwards
  11. What kind of pants to race-car drivers wear? Cargo pants
  12. Hey girl, are you a racecar? Because 6 guys could service you in 12 seconds.
  13. What is a racecar driver's favorite clothing? a SKIRT!
  14. What do you call a Russian guy in a Racecar? Snowspeed xD
  15. What did the handicapped racecar driver say? "I have no Hans"

Racecar Driver Jokes

Here is a list of funny racecar driver jokes and even better racecar driver puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • me: what's a palindrome? **teacher:** racecar
    {10 years later}
    **me: [bursting out of bank in ski mask]:** where's the palindrome?
    **getaway driver:** [sitting in kayak]
Racecar joke, me: what's a palindrome?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about racecar can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of racecar puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Howlingly Hilarious Racecar Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about racecar you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean racecar driver jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make racecar prank.

Depressed race car mechanic.

Scene: a psychiatrists practice:
'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'
'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'
'Is he a mechanic too doc?'
'No, a gynecologist'

Racecar joke, What kind of pants to race-car drivers wear?

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The impact of these racecar jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.