The Best 27 Racecar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Racecar jokes. There are some racecar bruh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these racecar kart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Racecar Jokes and Puns

Boy: What's a palindrome?


Teacher: racecar

{10 years later}

Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome

Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]

Racecar backwards is still racecar

but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

If a piano player is called a pianist

Wouldn't a racecar driver be called a racist?

Racecar joke, If a piano player is called a pianist

Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

Depressed race car mechanic.

Scene: a psychiatrists practice:

'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'

'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'

'Is he a mechanic too doc?'

'No, a gynecologist'


Racecar backwards is still racecar

But racecar sideways is how Dale Earnhardt died.

me: what's a palindrome?

**teacher:** racecar

{10 years later}

**me: [bursting out of bank in ski mask]:** where's the palindrome?

**getaway driver:** [sitting in kayak]

Racecar joke, me: what's a palindrome?

racecar backwards is racecar

Racecar sideways is probably Paul Walker

racecar backwards is racecar

Racecar sideways is what killed Paul Walker.

My Cousin always brags about getting to sleep in a race-car bed

Joke's on him. I sleep in a real car!

Whats a racecar drivers favorite steak?

SKIRRRRRRRRRT

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Why are racecar drivers the best people to go to for dating advice?

They're trained to look for red flags.

What do you call a bisexual racecar driver?

The fast and the curious

What do female racecar drivers wear?

a skkkkiiiirrrrrrrrrrttt.

My annoying cousin keeps bragging about sleeping in a racecar bed.

Jokes on him. I sleep in a real car.

Race-car

A racecar backwards is still a racecar.

A racecar sideways is how accidents happen.

Racecar joke, Race-car

Education is important

But racecar are importanter

In the U.S., why are liberals better racecar drivers than conservatives?

They only take left turns.

Racecar spelled backwards...

Isn't racecar anymore. It's backwards


What kind of pants to race-car drivers wear?

Cargo pants

Hey girl, are you a racecar?

Because 6 guys could service you in 12 seconds.

Why should a boy racecar driver and a girl racecar driver never couple up?

They're both too bothered about who finishes first.

What is a racecar driver's favorite clothing?

a SKIRT!

What do you call a Russian guy in a Racecar?

Snowspeed xD

What's the difference between stnec and racecar?

One spelled backwards makes cents, the other one spelled backwards makes sense

What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

"I have no Hans"

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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