Racecar Driver Jokes
18 racecar driver jokes and hilarious racecar driver puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about racecar driver that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Racecar Driver Short Jokes
Short racecar driver jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The racecar driver humour may include short race car jokes also.
- Boy: What's a palindrome?
Teacher: racecar
{10 years later}
Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome
Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak] - Why are racecar drivers the best people to go to for dating advice? They're trained to look for red flags.
- Why should a boy racecar driver and a girl racecar driver never couple up? They're both too bothered about who finishes first.
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Racecar Driver One Liners
Which racecar driver one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with racecar driver? I can suggest the ones about nascar driver and race track.
- If a piano player is called a pianist Wouldn't a racecar driver be called a racist?
- Whats a racecar drivers favorite steak? SKIRRRRRRRRRT
- What do you call a bisexual racecar driver? The fast and the curious
- What do female racecar drivers wear? a skkkkiiiirrrrrrrrrrttt.
- What kind of pants to race-car drivers wear? Cargo pants
- What did the handicapped racecar driver say? "I have no Hans"
Fun-Filled Racecar Driver Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about racecar driver you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sports car jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make racecar driver pranks.
Depressed race car mechanic.
Scene: a psychiatrists practice:
'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'
'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'
'Is he a mechanic too doc?'
'No, a gynecologist'
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In the U.S., why are liberals better racecar drivers than conservatives?
They only take left turns.
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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.