Rabies Jokes
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Hilarious Fun Rabies Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
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So doctor, do I have rabies?
Doc: Short answer. Yes.
Patient: What's the long answer?
Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss.
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SHAGGY: What did the vet say you have?
s**... DOO: Rabies.
SHAGGY: Zoinks. I didn't even know you could get pregnant.
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Two men are walking down the street when a dog that's foaming at the mouth viciously bites one of them, then runs off...
"Oh my god!" cries the other man. "That dog must have rabies!"
"Rabies?" says the bitten man. Looking frightened and shaky, he takes a notepad and a pen out of his pocket and starts to scribble something down.
"Wait!" says his friend, "We can get you tested and vaccinated for rabies if we go to the hospital right now. You don't have to start writing your will."
"It's not a will, " the bitten man says with an evil grin. "It's a list of people I hate that I want to bite!"
I don't know what animal the year 2020 is in the Chinese calendar
but I'm pretty sure it has rabies.
What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?
A frothel
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