The Best 6 Rabid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rabid jokes. There are some rabid diehard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rabid vicious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rabid Jokes and Puns

Some guys are talking about pets...

They get to talking about how good big dogs are because they can make good guard dogs.

One of the guys says "I preferred my old chihuahua pebbles better. And no other dog made me feel safer! He died killing a rabid full grown doberman for me!"

The other guys are confused and ask how that was even possible.

"The doberman choked to death."

I put makeup on a rabid marsupial

And called him Insane Clown Opossum

So I was sitting in divorce court...

and I realized: its a shame a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of rabid wolves.

Yay Jack Handy.

What do you call a wild and violent rabbit?


What do you say when you see an idiot with a rabid dog?

Did you hear? Somebody released a bunch of angry, rabid owls down at the local junior high!

I tell you, school hooting is a real problem in this country.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rabid mad jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rabid fanatic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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