The Best 5 Rabi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rabi jokes. There are some rabi orthodox jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rabi leans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rabi Jokes and Puns

So a Nun, a Rabi, a Lion, a Zombie, a Leprechaun, a goldfish, a Space Alien, a pair of Siamese twins, and a blonde walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

a priest and a rabi...

a priest and a rabi are eating lunch when a young waiter drops a tray of dishes. as the waiter bends over to pick up his mess the priest mumbles "man I would love to screw him!" to which the rabi says "out of what?"

A Rabi walks into a bar

mitzvah

What did the Hasidic Rabi say when he caught another man in bed with his wife?

"HOLY SHEET!"

Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading?

Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading?
Topper: Great Expectations.
Rabinowitz: Is it any good?
Topper: Its not all I hoped for.

Hot Shots Part Deux.

Best joke in the movie.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rabi monk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rabi temptation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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