Rabbit Hole Jokes
25 rabbit hole jokes and hilarious rabbit hole puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rabbit hole that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Rabbit Hole Short Jokes
Short rabbit hole jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rabbit hole humour may include short rabbit hare jokes also.
- My friend and I got into a conversation about Furries. In the end we ended up deep in a rabbit hole.
- When googling Gary Oldman, be very careful.... ....I forgot the 'r' and went down a rabbit hole I wasn't prepared for.
- My coworker Greg is a real p**.... He gives "down the rabbit hole" an entirely new meaning :(
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Rabbit Hole One Liners
Which rabbit hole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rabbit hole? I can suggest the ones about rabbit hunting and rabbit.
- What do you get when you pour very hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
- A rabbit seeks for his hole in a Czech pub Apparently all the holes are taken up
- What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit? A dead rabbit with a big hole.
- Why rabbit crawled into the hole? He lives there, filthy mind.
- Two flying turtles found a rabbit inside a hole The rabbit cried out, "Is it midnight?"
- Why are there laws against s**... with animals? That's not a rabbit hole we need to go into.
Rabbit Hole Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about rabbit hole you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rabbit hole pranks.
Two rabbits were chased by hounds
They ran until they couldn't run anymore. Holed up in a hollow log, the rabbits were safely out of reach while the hounds bayed outside.
The boy rabbit looked at the girl rabbit and asked, "What do we do now?"
"We stay here until we outnumber them."
- w**... Guthrie
The police are interrogating a suspect
Cop: Where were you last night? And why are you covered in blood?
Me: I went out for a walk & tripped on a rabbit hole. Fell, got up. Tripped again on a foxhole. Got up & fell into a manhole. Cut my head on a rock.
Cop: Son, I think you're lying. Your alibi is full of holes.
The FBI, the CIA and the LAPD have a bet to see which organization is best...
They decide to release a single rabbit into the forest, and whoever can find it in the least amount of time is the best.
The FBI goes first. The interrogate all the animals, search every hole and cave and after 24 hours reluctantly admit that they can't find the rabbit.
The CIA then goes in. The burn down half the forest, send in specialized robots and drones into all the holes and caves and after 24 hours reluctantly admit that they can't find the rabbit.
Next the LAPD goes in... and in 20 minutes come out with a b**... bear who's yelling I'm a rabbit, please, I'm a rabbit!
Bear and rabbit get wishes
Bear and rabbit were just walking through the forest, as a fairy apearred. it granted both 3 wishes.
bears first wish was, to make every bear girl in this forest like only him. the rabbit on the other hand just wanted a very fast harley.
second wish from bear was that every bear g**... the whole planet should only like him. the rabbit wanted a helmet with ear holes.
as for the last wish the bear wanted every bear on earth to be female and to like him.
the rabbit had other plans though. he had put on his helmet, sat on his bike, started the engine and yelled as he was driving away: "I want the bear to be gay!".
The three travelers.
Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy," you can sleep with the cows", and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters." The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, "I slept like a pig." The second man said ,"I slept like a cow." The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole."
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog is hopping towards a water hole...
The forest is so enormous that the frog have never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear is chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment, and being the male he said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, apart from me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a c**... helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear is amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It's the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest are female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine. The bear is shocked that the rabbit is asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, are female."
The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that this bear is gay."
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A small rabbit was simply hopping around a large hole of which the bottom was yet to be seen. Our jolly fellow was hopping around the edge, saying:
, , , , , , , ...... and so on and so forth
A bear walks up to the the rabbit with a quizzical look on his face.
"Why our you saying that number while jumping around this hole?" asked the bear. The rabbit responded nothing. So the bear decided to look over the edge of the hole, the rabbit the swiftly pushed the bear over the edge, making him fall to it's demise. The rabbit then proceeded to hop around the hole again, this time saying:
28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28......
Three men playing golf
There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th hole and Moses gets to tee-off first; he hits his ball into the water. Next up is Jesus, and he does the same as Moses, hits it right into the water. Next up is the old man and he hits it right into the water with Moses and Jesus.
All three approach the edge of the pond. Moses walks up a little closer, throws his arms high into the air and the water of the pond begins to part down the middle. He walks down to his ball, hits it out of the pond and into the hole.
Next up, Jesus. He walks out onto the water and his ball floats up to the surface, so he hits his ball off of the water into the hole. The old man decides he will try something cool so he walks into the water and hits his ball, which flies out of the water, hits a bird, bounces off a tree, then gets deflected off the pin and hits a rabbit then bounces into the hole.
Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I hate it when your father plays!"
The Bear and the Rabbitt
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a c**... helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these s**... things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay." and rode off as fast as he could.
Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies.
They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night.
He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy," you can sleep with the cows", and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters."
The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, "I slept like a pig."
The second man said ,"I slept like a cow."
The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole."