Rabbit Ears Jokes
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Amusing & Witty Rabbit Ears Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
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LifeProTip: If your child wants to help name your pet...
..let them pick the middle name. That way if they pick something silly, you can still refer to your pet by the normal name. For example, my 4 year old's rabbit is now named
Peter "floppy-eared-princess" Smith
Similarly, my 15 year old's gecko is named
Freddy "f**...-you-this-isn't-a-phase" Smith
Did you hear about the rabbit with the one floppy ear?
He had ear-rectile dysfunction
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake were friends. One day the blind rabbit told the blind snake that he didn't know what he was, because he couldn't see. So he asked the snake for help in determining what he was.
The blind snake slithered up to the blind rabbit, felt it all over and said: You have long, furry ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit.
The blind rabbit was delighted with the news, and agreed to repay the favour so that the blind snake could find out what he was.
The blind rabbit felt the blind snake all over and finally declared: You're cold, you're slimy and you don't have any b**.... You must be a banker.
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A rabbit walks into a bar.
Hops up to the bartender and asks, "Got any carrots?" The bartender answered, "No! This is a bar. We don't sell carrots." The next day the rabbit came again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The bartender retorted, "No! We sell drinks! We don't sell carrots." Next day the rabbit came and asked, "Got any carrots?" The bartender shouted, "NO! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll nail your ears to the floor!"
The very next day, the rabbit came back and asked, "Got any nails?"
The bartender answered, "No!! This. Is. A. Bar!"
The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"
What do you call a possum wearing rabbit ears?
An Alabama Easter Bunny!
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Bear and rabbit get wishes
Bear and rabbit were just walking through the forest, as a fairy apearred. it granted both 3 wishes.
bears first wish was, to make every bear girl in this forest like only him. the rabbit on the other hand just wanted a very fast harley.
second wish from bear was that every bear g**... the whole planet should only like him. the rabbit wanted a helmet with ear holes.
as for the last wish the bear wanted every bear on earth to be female and to like him.
the rabbit had other plans though. he had put on his helmet, sat on his bike, started the engine and yelled as he was driving away: "I want the bear to be gay!".
So there's a family of rabbits on the side of the road...
Mommy, Daddy, and Baby Rabbit.
They're hopping across and BAM, a truck runs over Mommy and Daddy, but Baby makes it across.
Back on the other side, there's a family of skunks. Mommy, Daddy, and Baby Skunk.
They go waddling across the road and BAM, a truck runs offer Mommy and Daddy, but Baby makes it across.
So Baby Rabbit and Baby Skunk are sitting there on the side of the road.
The rabbit starts crying. The skunk asks him what's wrong, and the rabbit says "Well, my parents are dead and I'm all alone. I don't know where I'm going, I don't remember where I'm from, I don't even know what I am!"
The skunk looks him over and says "Well, let's see, you've got floppy ears and a cotton tail and hop when you walk, you must be a rabbit!"
The rabbit feels his ears, looks at his tail, takes a hop, and says "You're right, I'm a rabbit. I feel better!"
So they sit there a little longer, but the the skunk starts crying. The rabbit asks him what's wrong, and he says, "Well, my parents are dead too! I'm all alone, I don't know where I'm going, I don't remember where I'm from, I don't even know what I am, either!"
The rabbit looks him over and says, "Well...
You're not white and you're not black, and you smell kinda bad,
You must be a Mexican!"
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