Following is our collection of funny Rabbis jokes. There are some rabbis priests jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Debris.
Nope, they just keep the tips.
Jew Jitsu.
Because, it's acidic juice.
Because the Rabbis got to choose first.
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Rabbis!
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
But they were just arguing semitics.
They keep the tips.
But find that they can't open the door due to an over-saturation of priests, rabbis, lawyers, and Irishmen inside.
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A jewcuzzi
Orange juice.
Only one but the lightbulb has to want to change.
(Heard this from my local rabbi)
The Jewey Decimal System.
They just get tips
A priest walks into a barbershop. After he gets his hair cut, he goes to pay. The barber says "I do not charge men of faith." The next day the priest leaves twelve eggs in front of the barbershop as thanks.
Soon after, a monk walks into the same barbershop and gets his hair cut for free. The monk leaves twelve apples by the door as thanks.
A few days later, a Rabbi walks into the barbershop. He gets his free haircut. The next day the barber comes to work to see twelve Rabbis by the door.
but I did see one the other day. He was in the menorah tee.
You have to pay your Jews.
But they get decent tips!
But they do get a lot of tips.
Jew-jitsu
Over who gets to keep the tip.
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