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So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan... and Fives is short for CT-27-5555... and Artoo is short for R2D2... and Chewie is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper

My friend asked me if the new star wars was in 3D...

... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

Who swore the most in star wars?

R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said

After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?"

Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"

My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D

"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."

"That is him." I said to my wife in the shopping centre.

"That's Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars."
"Are you sure?" she asked. "It doesn't look like him, go on over and ask."
A couple of minutes later I walked back over to her. "Well, what did he say?"
"Nothing." I said. "It's a rubbish bin."

Does R2-D2 have any brothers?

No, only Transistors.


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