The Best 12 R2d2 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny R2d2 jokes. There are some r2d2 call jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these r2d2 star puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest R2d2 Jokes and Puns

So if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan... and Fives is short for CT-27-5555... and Artoo is short for R2D2... and Chewie is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper

My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D...

... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

Who swore the most in star wars?

R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said

After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?"

Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.

He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"

My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D

"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."


Does R2-D2 have any brothers?

No, only Transistors.

"That is him." I said to my wife in the shopping centre.

"That's Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars."

"Are you sure?" she asked. "It doesn't look like him, go on over and ask."

A couple of minutes later I walked back over to her. "Well, what did he say?"

"Nothing." I said. "It's a rubbish bin."

Here's an old one. Who curses the most in Star Wars?

R2-D2, everything he says is bleeped out.

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time...

They bleeped out every word he said!

Yo mamma so nasty

When she did the robot she gave R2D2 aids

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Why is everyone playing this game called R2D2?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the r2d2 naughtiest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working r2d2 nasty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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