R Kelly Jokes
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Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of R. Kelly jokes! From his famous catchphrase to his interesting personal life, we've got all the best jokes about the R&B singer right here.
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- What's the difference between R Kelly and a Tiger? No one wants to see a tiger in a cage for the rest of its life.
- From now on instead of saying #1 or #2 for the bathroom I'm going to call it an R. Kelly or Amber Heard
- Did you know that R. Kelly wanted to be a pro hockey player? He was good at it too, but the only trouble was that he didn't want to score after the first period.
- Did you know R Kelly had a chance to become a professional Hockey player? The only problem was.. is that he never wanted to score after the first period.
- I heard R Kelly is appealing his 30 year sentence. Said he is gonna try to swap it for two 15's
- Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album? They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees.
- Why didn't R. Kelly catch Covid? R. Kelly would have caught Covid if it were younger. But fortunately for him. Covid is 19.
- When CBS interviewed R. Kelly, he claimed "I love my kids" However, he seems to also be in love with other people's kids as well
- What do R. Kelly and current temperatures have in common? They're both in the teens.
- I lost a bet over what would happen to R. Kelly. He got 25 to life but I believed he would fry
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R Kelly One Liners
Which r kelly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with r kelly? I can suggest the ones about rick roll and kendrick lamar.
- R Kelly is really changing the rap game
He takes the art out of rap artist - If R. Kelly was a computer file... He'd be a .pdf file
- R. Kelly has caught covid-19 though he would prefer covid-15
- R Kelly taking the art out of rap artist
- What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly.
- What's R. Kelly's favorite chord to play on the piano? A Minor
- Why should kids never have been allowed near R Kelly? Well he ain't PG13 Kelly, is he?
- I can't resist peeing on women. It's my R. Kelly's heel.
- R. Kelly has been denied bail The judge believed he was a flight risk.
- R Kelly really changed the game He took the 'art' out of rap artist
- What's R Kelly's favorite musical key? A Minor
- What's R Kelly's favorite chord? A Minor.
- BREAKING NEWS! R. Kelly has… Tested positive for she-wasn't 19
- I asked R Kelly if he thought I was pretty. He said "you're an eight"
- What do you call it when R Kelly and 21 Savage fight? Alien vs. Predator
Comical R Kelly Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about r kelly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rick rolling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make r kelly pranks.
Haven't seen R. Kelly's s**... tape? Well, u**... for a surprise.
What does R. Kelly say when he's mad at his kid?
u**... trouble.
What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?
u**... for a surprise.
The first thing out of my mouth when I was very abruptly and rudely woken up by my neighbor blaring "Trapped in the Closet"...
"Ugh, that's the second worse way to be woken up by R-Kelly!"
How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?
Urinate
What's R Kelly's favorite word?
Peon.
What is R. Kelly's favorite group to feature?
Black Guy Pees.
The Fly and R Kelly
A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks "Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"
R Kelly pauses in thought then replies "I believe I can, fly".
I found out R. Kelly had s**... with that girl because she reminded him of his mother
He has an Oedipiss complex.
Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet.
R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement.
What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween?
u**... for a treat!
What key did R. Kelly write ignition remix?
A flat minor
Why can't you get out of an R. Kelly cult?
Once u**..., u**...
Is R Kelly a rapper or a r**...?
It depends how much pee is involved.
What is R. Kelly's favorite sandwich?
P&BJ
What's R Kelly's favorite food?
Chick Peas
What does R Kelly call people below him?
Peons.
What did R. Kelly say to a new girl he met?
u**... for a treat
What's R. Kelly's favorite animal?
The Jellyfish.
What do R. Kelly & Paul Rebuen have in common...
What do you get when you cross R. Kelly with a famous action movie star?
Peeanu Reeves
so I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content
when asked what he thought of this he said. ''if I could turn back the hands of time,....
R. Kelly has passed away..
Rest in peeace
What has R. Kelly done more successfully than any other musician?
Using A minor
R. Kelly has made a song denying any s**... misconduct charges that lasts 19 minutes.
Which is unusual because he usually insists on 18 or under.
What's R Kelly's favorite game?
Hide and Leak
I was thinking about R Kelly the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder: What's the difference between a rapper and a r**...?
Pee.
Whats the difference between a human and a toilet?
Its OK if you don't know neither does R. Kelly
R Kelly just jumped off a bridge today.
My Asian dad pushed him off.
He thought it was Black Fly Day.
R. Kelly coronavirus joke
R. Kelly in the news again tested positive for the COVID 19 virus.
... apparently COVID 19 was a little too old for him.
What did R. Kelly say to the 14 year old?
u**... for a treat
Why was it so hard to get out of R. Kelly's s**... cult?
Because once you're in, u**....
Why wouldn't R. Kelly make a good blackjack dealer?
He hits on 17
What do R. Kelly and the weather have in common?
They're both in the teens.
Whis is R. Kelly excited by all this cold weather?
He kept hearing it was gonna be in the teens
R Kelly likes his girls like he likes his professional footballers
Young, fit, and not allowed to come out.
I thought Surviving R Kelly was the name of his next album
Boy was i pleasantly mistaken
I don't get the big hullabaloo over R. Kelly
So what if he had s**... with a miner? Is he going to get blacker lung?
What's the difference between a face and a toilet?
You know who else doesn't know the answer? R. Kelly!
R Kelly has been charged with s**... a**...
I guess there was something wrong with that bump and grind.
R. Kelly went from being trapped in a closet to being trapped in a courtroom.
Can't wait for the sequel, trapped in a jail cell.
Did you know R Kelly trained to be a violinist from the age of 6?
Even back then, he was an excellent kiddie fiddler
R Kelly has always been an important player for the rap game
He's the man behind the bars.
R. Kelly states that when his sentence is up he is going to change professions.
Therapist
What is R. Kelly's favorite band?
Alice In Chains.
What's R. Kelly's favorite kind of weather?
He prefers it in the teens.
My brother came up to me and asked if I knew what they say to Cosby's victims, he said "Stay woke". I asked what about R. Kelly's victims?
"Grow up"
What is the difference between a pirate and R. Kelly?
Pirates go for big b**...
Who does R Kelly blame his current legal troubles on?
His body...
His mind was telling him no, but his body, his body was telling him yeeeehhhss.
What do Trump and R. Kelly have in common?
Golden Showers.
After R Kelly gets out of prison, he decides to go apply for a job at McDonald's because it's his favorite. The interviewer asked what separates him apart from others who applied?
He said, I believe I can fryyyyyy
I asked R Kelly what was required to be in his cult
He replied "you're in"
I ran into R. Kelly while he was filling out a march madness bracket.
He was picking primarily the 14s and 15s.
Turns out he's really into #1 too.
I wonder if i could ever be half the man r kelly was...
my mind's telling me no.
What chord do you play to get R. Kelly's attention?
B Minor.
I'll see myself out...
What is R. Kelly's favorite vegetable?
Black-eyed Peas
R Kelly found guilty of 11 counts of s**... assault
Or 18, if you ask him to do the maths
Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007
A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".
