The Best 9 Qwhat Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Qwhat jokes. There are some qwhat ctrl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these qwhat arms puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Qwhat Jokes and Puns
Cheese Jokes
Q:What type of cheese do you use if you need to hide a horse?
A: Mascarpone
Q:What type of cheese do you use to make a Polar Bear come to you?
A:Camembert
Q: What type of cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam
Q:What type of cheese doesnt belong to you?
A: Nacho Cheese
Q:What does it taste like when you go down on an 80 year old woman?
A:Depends
Q.What do Skeletons say before eating? A: Bone Appetite.
Q.What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.
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Q:What is a books favorite breakfast?
A:A synonym roll!
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Musician Jokes
Q: how do you get a guitarist off your porch?
A: pay for the pizza
Q: how many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 6. One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was.
Q:what did the drummer get on his I.Q test?
A: saliva.
Q:What makes fish jumpy?
A: Spring water
(Transmogrified Danish joke)
Q:What did the German Police office say to his nipple.
A:*You are under a vest.*
50 blondes
Q:What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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what do you call security guards stationed outside a Samsung store?
Q:what do you call security guards stationed outside a Samsung store
A:guardians of the galaxy
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