The Best 2 Quota Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quota jokes. There are some quota paperwork jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quota limit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quota Jokes and Puns

Yo Mama so fat...

When a Muslim man marries her he fills up his 4 wives quota

The New Lumberjack

A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked as hard as he could, but still he could only chop down two or three trees in a day. His supervisor noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybe his chainsaw was broken. The supervisor turned it on, but it was working fine.

The lumberjack looked incredibly startled and asked, "What's that noise?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the quota percentage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working quota gallery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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