Quizzically Jokes
19 quizzically jokes and hilarious quizzically puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quizzically that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Quizzically Short Jokes
Short quizzically jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quizzically humour may include short puzzled jokes also.
- A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe enter a bar; the bartender eyes them quizzically and asks, "what're you up to with all that?" The lion responds gruffly, "Narnia business!"
... I'm sorry. - When my teacher announced he had a pop quiz, I gave him a quizzical look…. Thank god it wasn't a pop test…
- A topologist walks into a coffee shop. He orders a coffee and a donut. When he receives his order, he looks at the employee quizzically and asks, "What is this? I didn't order two of the same thing!"
- If a Quiz is Quizzical, what's a Test? A written examination in which you are tested on the year's curriculum.. you dirty minded b**....
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Quizzically One Liners
Which quizzically one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quizzically? I can suggest the ones about oddly and perplexed.
- If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test? A bit more difficult
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- If a quiz is called a quizzical What is a test called?
Son told me this today. - If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?
- If quiz is short for quizzical, what is exam short for? Exammical!
Comical Quizzically Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about quizzically you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean suspiciously jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quizzically pranks.
Made some Indian food for dinner the other night. While telling my wife what was in it, I said I'd used butter in one part, but wished I'd had some ghee instead. She looked at me quizzically, and I continued "Because it's more traditionally Indian."
"Ah," she replied. "Thanks for clarifying."
Note: this actually happened! She's a gem and I'm keeping her.
A Japanese business man living in nyc goes into the bank to exchange a large amount of US dollars into Yen....
He does the transaction with the teller, offer a polite bow accompanied by an 'ah so', and leaves.
He comes back in a week with another large amount of usd to exchange. This time he gets much less yen. He looks quizzically at the teller and she says to him, 'fluctuations'!!
He angrily grabs the cash and storms out. As he's leaving the branch he comes back in and yells at the top of his voice: 'fluc you Americans too!!!'
Jesus walks into a bar
The barman looks up and asks "We don't serve wine here"
Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language.
Two blondes are sitting on opposite sides of a river
One blonde calls out to the other, "How do I get to the other side?" The other blonde looks back quizzically and replies, "But you're already on the other side."
I was playing outside all day with my daughter and when we got home, we noticed that I was completely sunburn!
She asked me, "Daddy, why didn't I get sunburn?"
I guffawed, "You can't, honey!"
She looked at me quizzically, "Really?"
I smiled, "You can only get daughterburn!"
A man gets on a bus, with both his front pants pockets filled with golf b**...
He sit's down next to a beautiful blonde woman.
The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his obviously bulging pants.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he turns to her & says, It's golf b**....
The blonde looked at him compassionately and said:
Oh you poor thing. I bet that hurts a whole lot worse than tennis elbow
A priest and a rabbi are walking through the park
when they see a group of kids on the playground.
The priest turns to the rabbi and says menacingly Hey, should we go screw those kids?
The rabbi looks at him quizzically and asks, out of what?
The closest I have come to being a professional comedian.
At the farmers market they told me ears of corn were a dozen for $10 or a dollar each. I said "ooh so you've got pirate corn?!?!". And he gave me a quizzical look... I said "It's a buccaneer!" And he groaned and gave me a free ear of corn.
I got paid for my comedy, that means I'm a professional right??
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
He walks up to the bar, and takes a seat. He flags the bartender down and orders a beer. The bartender does a double take but complies and brings the grasshopper a beer. After handing him his beer, the bartender says "You know we have a drink named after you"?. The grasshopper looks up from his beer, shoots the bartender a quizzical look and says "You got a drink named Ted"?
