The Best 48 Quiz Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Quiz jokes. There are some quiz mathematics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these quiz prof puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Quiz Jokes and Puns

We had a pop quiz in culinary school today.

It was a piece of cake.

An American, an Australian and an Irishman are all on a quiz show...

The host asks; "Old MacDonald had a what, and then spell it for me."

The American says; "Old MacDonald had a ranch, R-A-N-C-H," he was incorrect.

The Australian buzzes in and answers; "Old MacDonald had a property, P-R-O-P-E-R-T-Y," he was incorrect.

The Irishman thinks for a a little and finally answers, "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,"

If quizzes are quizzical,

what are tests?

Quiz joke, If quizzes are quizzical,

There was a pub quiz last week

And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!

Osama bin laden

*ji had it coming.*

- Jimmy Carr "Big Fat Quiz 2011"


Quiz:

What is the chemical formula for what is on the inside of a fire Hydrent?

H20

What is the chemical formula for what is on the outside of the hydrent?

K9P

My local's rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the other night-First question was

What the f*ck are you looking at?

Quiz joke, My local's rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the other night-First question was

Hitler took a quiz...

He didn't do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third reich.

They're producing a new family innuendo quiz show

And I'm thinking of entering my sister

Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer.

Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%.

Who's your daddy?

A father's daughter brought home her prospective fiancee

It was the first time he'd met him and he took the opportunity to quiz him a bit

"So, what do you do for a living?" he asked

"I have no job" he replied

"Really? Well how do you expect to provide for my daughter?"

"God will provide, I'm sure" was the answer from the intended

"And how exactly will he do that then?"

"God is merciful and will ensure we do not want" he said with all sincerity

"And how about if you have kids? Who looks after you then?"

"God will ensure he provides bounty for the whole family"

"OK, so you say, but exactly how will God provide this?"

"I don't know yet. God will move in his own mysterious ways"

At this point, the father gives up and leaves the house fuming, heading straight for the bar. there he meets his friend Dave who asks,

"What's up friend? You seem troubled"

"Well, I've just met my girl's new fiancΓ©"

"Oh man, bad news?"

"Well, on the plus side, he does at least seem to think I'm God..."

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A boy is studying for his geography quiz

His mom asks him:

"What is the capital of Germany?"

"Berlin", says the boy.

"What is the capital of France?"

"Berlin."

"What is the capital of Russia?"

"Berlin."

"You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory

All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz.

A son gets home from his English quiz...

and sees his mom at house.

"How did you do?" she asked,

"It was easy but question 5 confused me," he said.

"What was it?" said his mom.

"The question wanted the past tense of 'think.' I thought and thought and thought and finally came up with 'thinked.'"

My recent letter from the BBC read...

"Thanks for entering your wife into our new quiz show.

However, we feel you may have misread the title?

The show is actually called "Fact Hunt"

Credit @ShitJokes via Twitter.

Quiz joke, My recent letter from the BBC read...

"Mom, mom, quiz me on capitals please!"

"Okay, what's the capital of Germany?"

"That's easy, Berlin."

"And the capital of France?"

"Berlin"

"And the one of Poland?"

"Also Berlin."

"Good job Adolf, good job!"

Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.

Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.

Capital of Germany? Berlin

Capital of France? Berlin

Capital of Russia? Berlin

Capital of Poland? Berlin

Capital of USA? Tokyo

Capital of China? Tokyo

Hotel? Trivago

That's my boy.

As the teacher marked my quiz answers, she said, "This is wrong."

"Question 2 ?" I asked.

"No, the way your hand is resting between my thighs."


If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?

A bit more difficult

I took a pretty difficult quiz on terrorism today.

I totally bombed it.

I just realized I haven't taken a Facebook quiz in years.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

I bet I can guess what level of education you have from this simple quiz!

Question 1) What was the last grade you completed?

Curly hairs

I was a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa .

"What is the largest body of water in the world?" Quiz contestant: "The ocean?"

Asker: "I'm sorry, you're going to have to be more Pacific."

I took an economics quiz

Apparently when it asked what are the margins half inch on sides and inch on top is not correct. Brought my ruler out and everything.

Facebook will reveal what information about you was leaked in recent years.

Just log in and fill out this quiz on our new app.

TIL There's a brief quiz that can predict your favorite wine. Take the quiz to see your ideal wine match.

1) What is your favorite wine?

Find out if Cambridge Analytica has access to your data...

But first, fill out this personality & psychological profile quiz to find out...

As the teacher marked my quiz answers, she suddenly stopped, looked up at me and shook her head in utter disappointment. With cold, dead eyes, she muttered, "This is wrong." Mouth dry, I whispered, "Question 2?"

She snarled, "No, the way your hand is resting between my thighs."

Math Quiz: What is one third plus one sixth?

One second.

Four high school kids who carpooled together decided to skip school and spend the day fishing.

The next day they told the teacher that they had had a flat tire, and couldn't make it to class.

Much to their relief, she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a pop quiz yesterday, so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.

Once they were seated and ready, she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"Β 

A short true tale about Ireland, quiz-shows and Hitler

Decades ago when I lived on the rocky coast of West Cork, there was a quiz show called "Quicksilver". It had a top prize of something like $1.25 (perhaps a bit more), and the contestants were just average people. In one show the contestant was asked for Hitler's first name. He thought about, smiled and said "Heil" He did not win his $1.25 but almost everyone in Ireland remembers the tale.

My girlfriend sent me something unexpected.

I was having trouble with a chemistry pop quiz in school. I texted her "Sn?" She sent nudes. I just needed to know what Sn meant.

What did the teacher say when a shrubbery scored an 81.8% on the quiz?

Bush did 9/11

Class trip to the coca-cola company factory

I hope there's no pop quiz

Cause I'm diabetic

Quiz show

I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.

It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.

If a Quiz is Quizzical, what's a Test?

A written examination in which you are tested on the year's curriculum.. you dirty minded bastards.

Are you a compulsive spender?

Buy this $1 Quiz today to find out!

Quiz results: 100% of people who bought this quiz were identified as compulsive spenders.

A girl missed out on a quiz because she stopped at Starbucks for a coffee

She was Latte to the class

A quiz just asked me what mythical creature I relate to..

So I chose unicorn because I'm bright, colourful, and nobody believes in me.

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend asked, "What's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

What's the best way to check Reddit's knowledge of dad jokes?

A Pop quiz

Pavlov's Dog

After we finished the pop quiz in our psychology class, our teacher allowed us to quietly talk amongst ourselves. A group of us were discussing the idiocy of Pavlov's dog and how pairing a stimulus with a conditioned response seemed illogical in the real world. Then the bell rang, and we all headed out to lunch.

I won the first place in the Political Correctness Quiz contest..

To be fair,so did everyone else...

What's another name for a paternity test

A pop quiz

u/iwillsexyou

If a mini quiz were called a quizzicle, what would a mini test be called?

A quiz. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Broken quiz machine for sale...

No questions asked.

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