Quiz Jokes
90 quiz jokes and hilarious quiz puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quiz that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Introducing our collection of Quiz Jokes, featuring tons of laughter-filled, quiz-style submissions from around the globe! Try your hand at a Christmas quiz, a pub quiz, a 100 pics quiz, or a pop quiz with our questionnaire-style assessments. Prepare for lots of laughs and surprise questions!
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Funniest Quiz Short Jokes
Short quiz jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quiz humour may include short exam jokes also.
- As the teacher marked my quiz answers, she said, "This is wrong." "Question 2 ?" I asked.
"No, the way your hand is resting between my thighs." - If a mini quiz were called a quizzicle, what would a mini test be called? A quiz. Get your mind out of the gutter.
- I just realized I haven't taken a Facebook quiz in years. I don't even know who I am anymore.
- I took a Marvel version of those "which character are you?" quiz. I thought I would get Doctor Strange. I was wong
- Facebook will reveal what information about you was leaked in recent years. Just log in and fill out this quiz on our new app.
- We're stuck on a quiz question - A frank sinatra song that starts with "When the weather outside is frightful" If anyone gets it.... let us know, let us know, let us know.
- When Juan told me he was scratching himself during a questionnaire, I was surprised. After all, nobody expects the Spanish in-quiz itching.
- TIL There's a brief quiz that can predict your favorite wine. Take the quiz to see your ideal wine match. 1) What is your favorite wine?
- Why did the atheist fail their quiz on exponents? Because they don't believe in a higher power *bu dum tss*
- I won the first place in the Political Correctness Quiz contest.. To be fair,so did everyone else...
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Quiz One Liners
Which quiz one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quiz? I can suggest the ones about survey and question.
- What's the best way to check Reddit's knowledge of dad jokes? A Pop quiz
- We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake.
- If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test? A bit more difficult
- What's another name for a paternity test A pop quiz
u/iwillsexyou - Broken quiz machine for sale... No questions asked.
- Who isn't allowed in zoo's quiz team? The cheetah
- If a quiz is called a quizzical What is a test called?
Son told me this today. - What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz
- They're producing a new family innuendo quiz show And I'm thinking of entering my sister
- Math Quiz: What is one third plus one sixth? One second.
- I took a pretty difficult quiz on terrorism today. I totally bombed it.
- Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?
- What did the teacher say when a shrubbery scored an 81.8% on the quiz? Bush did 9/11
- Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Pop Quiz Jokes
Here is a list of funny pop quiz jokes and even better pop quiz puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz.
- When my teacher announced he had a pop quiz, I gave him a quizzical look…. Thank god it wasn't a pop test…
- Class trip to the coca-cola company factory I hope there's no pop quiz
Cause I'm diabetic - Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either
- What happened when the young Jihadi student's teacher surprised the class with a pop quiz? He bombed the test.
- Pop quiz: How many time zones does Russia have? 24. (They have an embassy in every time zone.)
- Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Know how to appease a protestor? Give' m a pop quiz!
- My girlfriend sent me something unexpected. I was having trouble with a chemistry pop quiz in school. I texted her "Sn?" She sent n**.... I just needed to know what Sn meant.
Quiz Show Jokes
Here is a list of funny quiz show jokes and even better quiz show puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Quiz show I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.
It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak. - What's a priests favourite quiz show? 15 to 1
Pub Quiz Jokes
Here is a list of funny pub quiz jokes and even better pub quiz puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz?
Currant affairs.
- What do you call the preparation for a pub quiz? The National Curriculum
- My local's rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the other night-First question was What the f*c**... are you looking at?
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What funny jokes about quiz you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quiz pranks.
An American, an Australian and an Irishman are all on a quiz show...
The host asks; "Old MacDonald had a what, and then spell it for me."
The American says; "Old MacDonald had a ranch, R-A-N-C-H," he was incorrect.
The Australian buzzes in and answers; "Old MacDonald had a property, P-R-O-P-E-R-T-Y," he was incorrect.
The Irishman thinks for a a little and finally answers, "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,"
If quizzes are quizzical,
what are tests?
There was a pub quiz last week
And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!
o**... bin laden
*ji had it coming.*
- Jimmy Carr "Big Fat Quiz 2011"
Quiz:
What is the chemical formula for what is on the inside of a fire Hydrent?
H20
What is the chemical formula for what is on the outside of the hydrent?
K9P
h**... took a quiz...
He didn't do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third r**....
If a quiz is quizicle, what's a test?
Just finished my s**... Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer.
Plus I totally r**... the quiz at the end, 100%.
How do you pay a quiz master?
with finances.
Who's your daddy?
A father's daughter brought home her prospective fiancee
It was the first time he'd met him and he took the opportunity to quiz him a bit
"So, what do you do for a living?" he asked
"I have no job" he replied
"Really? Well how do you expect to provide for my daughter?"
"God will provide, I'm sure" was the answer from the intended
"And how exactly will he do that then?"
"God is merciful and will ensure we do not want" he said with all sincerity
"And how about if you have kids? Who looks after you then?"
"God will ensure he provides bounty for the whole family"
"OK, so you say, but exactly how will God provide this?"
"I don't know yet. God will move in his own mysterious ways"
At this point, the father gives up and leaves the house fuming, heading straight for the bar. there he meets his friend Dave who asks,
"What's up friend? You seem troubled"
"Well, I've just met my girl's new fiancé"
"Oh man, bad news?"
"Well, on the plus side, he does at least seem to think I'm God..."
A boy is studying for his geography quiz
His mom asks him:
"What is the capital of Germany?"
"Berlin", says the boy.
"What is the capital of France?"
"Berlin."
"What is the capital of Russia?"
"Berlin."
"You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."
A son gets home from his English quiz...
and sees his mom at house.
"How did you do?" she asked,
"It was easy but question 5 confused me," he said.
"What was it?" said his mom.
"The question wanted the past tense of 'think.' I thought and thought and thought and finally came up with 'thinked.'"
My recent letter from the BBC read...
"Thanks for entering your wife into our new quiz show.
However, we feel you may have misread the title?
The show is actually called "Fact Hunt"
Credit @ShitJokes via Twitter.
"Mom, mom, quiz me on capitals please!"
"Okay, what's the capital of Germany?"
"That's easy, Berlin."
"And the capital of France?"
"Berlin"
"And the one of Poland?"
"Also Berlin."
"Good job Adolf, good job!"
Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.
Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.
Capital of Germany? Berlin
Capital of France? Berlin
Capital of Russia? Berlin
Capital of Poland? Berlin
Capital of USA? Tokyo
Capital of China? Tokyo
Hotel? Trivago
That's my boy.
I bet I can guess what level of education you have from this simple quiz!
Question 1) What was the last grade you completed?
Curly hairs
I was a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa .
"What is the largest body of water in the world?" Quiz contestant: "The ocean?"
Asker: "I'm sorry, you're going to have to be more Pacific."
I took an economics quiz
Apparently when it asked what are the margins half inch on sides and inch on top is not correct. Brought my ruler out and everything.
Find out if Cambridge Analytica has access to your data...
But first, fill out this personality & psychological profile quiz to find out...
As the teacher marked my quiz answers, she suddenly stopped, looked up at me and shook her head in utter disappointment. With cold, dead eyes, she muttered, "This is wrong." Mouth dry, I whispered, "Question 2?"
She snarled, "No, the way your hand is resting between my thighs."
Four high school kids who carpooled together decided to skip school and spend the day fishing.
The next day they told the teacher that they had had a flat tire, and couldn't make it to class.
Much to their relief, she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a pop quiz yesterday, so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.
Once they were seated and ready, she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
A short true tale about Ireland, quiz-shows and h**...
Decades ago when I lived on the rocky coast of West Cork, there was a quiz show called "Quicksilver". It had a top prize of something like $1.25 (perhaps a bit more), and the contestants were just average people. In one show the contestant was asked for h**...'s first name. He thought about, smiled and said "Heil" He did not win his $1.25 but almost everyone in Ireland remembers the tale.
If a Quiz is Quizzical, what's a Test?
A written examination in which you are tested on the year's curriculum.. you dirty minded b**....
Are you a compulsive spender?
Buy this $1 Quiz today to find out!
Quiz results: 100% of people who bought this quiz were identified as compulsive spenders.
A girl missed out on a quiz because she stopped at Starbucks for a coffee
She was Latte to the class
A quiz just asked me what mythical creature I relate to..
So I chose unicorn because I'm bright, colourful, and nobody believes in me.
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
Her friend asked, "What's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."
Pavlov's Dog
After we finished the pop quiz in our psychology class, our teacher allowed us to quietly talk amongst ourselves. A group of us were discussing the idiocy of Pavlov's dog and how pairing a stimulus with a conditioned response seemed illogical in the real world. Then the bell rang, and we all headed out to lunch.
In 7th grade we had a quiz where we were asked "what did France set up during the French Revolution." They marked me wrong and I'm still a little upset about it.
I still maintain "tons and tons of guillotines" is a correct answer
Quiz
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274" was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday", replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine", says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that"?
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
