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6 quitter jokes and hilarious quitter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quitter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Delightful Fun Quitter Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good quitter joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My parents didn't raise a quitter!

They raised a procrastinator.

They say quitters never win

So I'm gonna keep smoking

Today I conquered my fear of public speaking and gave a rousing, powerful speech about how nobody likes a quitter.

...aaaand they kicked me out of the 12-step program.

A limerick writ for a Twit

An executive reckless and bitter
Made a fool of himself via Twitter
*"Please stop!"* they entreated
But in answer he Tweeted
*"If I do they might call me a quitter"*

My gym recently went bankrupt

Who's the quitter now?

I was going to check into rehab

But then I realized I'm not a quitter


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about quitter can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of quitter puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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