Quitter Jokes
6 quitter jokes and hilarious quitter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quitter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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My parents didn't raise a quitter!
They raised a procrastinator.
They say quitters never win
So I'm gonna keep smoking
Today I conquered my fear of public speaking and gave a rousing, powerful speech about how nobody likes a quitter.
...aaaand they kicked me out of the 12-step program.
A limerick writ for a Twit
An executive reckless and bitter
Made a fool of himself via Twitter
*"Please stop!"* they entreated
But in answer he Tweeted
*"If I do they might call me a quitter"*
My gym recently went bankrupt
Who's the quitter now?
I was going to check into rehab
But then I realized I'm not a quitter
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