Quipped Jokes
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Hilarious Quipped Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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A disciple asked, Master, is it okay for a monk to use emails?
Yes, son, the guru quipped, as long as there are no attachments.
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the b**... of an eighteen-year-old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five-year-old a**...?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
A student staring off in class...
The teacher said to the student "starring off into space never got anyone far in life." The student quipped "That's what they told Galileo."
Told at work
A coworker commented that eating rice helps her sleep. I quipped, "And then you Rice and Shine?" She laughed.
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