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A redneck went to the hospital

A redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having their babies. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said "congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, 5 big baby boys."

The redneck said "I am not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney." The nurse replied "you might want to get it cleaned because they are all black."

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A man's wife gave birth while he was on a business trip.

The doctor called and asked, "Did you know you were having quintuplets?"
"I'm not surprised," the man replied, "I've got a dick like a stovepipe!"
"You should probably get it cleaned then," said the doctor, "because they're all black."

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A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby...

Upon arriving, he was asked to sit down as the nurse told him,

Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets five big baby boys.

The Redneck said, I'm not surprised, I have a penis the size of a fucking chimney.

The nurse replied, You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They're all black.

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Five men are in the waiting room waiting for their wives to give birth.

A nurse goes up to one man and says to him "Congratulations, your wife had twins." The man replies "Great! And coincidentally, I'm the owner of the Minnesota Twins."

Another nurse goes up to the second man and says to him "Congratulations, your wife had triplets." The man replies "Great! And coincidentally, I'm the manager for Three Days Grace."

Another nurse goes up to the third man and says to him "Congratulations, your wife had quadruplets." The man replies "Great! And coincidentally, I own a Four Seasons in Boston."

Another nurse goes up to the fourth man and says to him "Congratulations, your wife had quintuplets." The man replies "Great! And coincidentally, I'm a cook for Five Guys."

The fifth man falls out of his chair and screams "FUCK! I'm an employee for 1000 Islands!"

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When my wife gave birth to quintuplets it reminded me of an infomercial

But wait there's more

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What are the most funny Quintuplets jokes of all time ?

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