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Quilt Jokes

6 quilt jokes and hilarious quilt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quilt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Filled with laughter and love, this collection of quilt jokes is sure to bring a smile to your face and warm your heart. These hilarious jokes about patchwork quilts, mums, frowns, and blankets are sure to have you rolling on the floor. Whether you're a quilter or just like to laugh, these quilt jokes will satisfy!


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Ridiculous Quilt Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What is a good quilt joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I took a girl back to my house for s**... last night.

After going upstairs, I slowly removed my clothes and climbed under the quilt.
You'll have to be really quiet, I whispered, My mum & dad are asleep.
I can see that, she said, Have you not got your own bed?

My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making

I suspect his whole story is fabricated.

Did you hear about the guy that quit his job at a quilt filling factory?

He said he was fed up of feeling down...

Saying a quilt and a comforter are the same thing...

..is just a blanket statement.

Who Came First

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.
The egg, looking very hacked off, grabs the quilt, rolls over and says, "Well, we finally answered THAT question!"

I'd like to say that ALL quilts are great...

...but I try to avoid making blanket statements.


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