Quieter Jokes
17 quieter jokes and hilarious quieter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about quieter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you have a hard time hearing your own jokes? Feel like you have to strain to hear your punchlines? Read this article to learn why quieter jokes are often the funniest, even if they make you feel like you have laryngitis. This piece reveals a unique way to still get an audience roaring with laughter without ever having to yell out loud. Get ready to get the jokester in you back in action and feel the numbness in your throat no more!
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Funniest Quieter Short Jokes
Short quieter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The quieter humour may include short louder jokes also.
- Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah it fits right in her mouth.
- When I'm in public I always like to use the women's restrooms instead of the mens. It's always quieter in the women's restroom, especially when they know I'm in there...
- What is the difference between a pet dog and a pet tree? The bark is much quieter and throwing a stick for it to Chase is seriously messed up
- When my wife was giving birth I didn't know which end I wanted to be at. After some thought, I went to the quieter part of the pub.
- What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other? A howler monkey.
- A honey badger is awoken by a rabbit. Rabbit: Are you sleeping in my burrow?
Honey badger: Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could! - Teacher: "Are you sleeping in my class?"
Student: "Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could." - Do you think they can hear us having s**...? "No, no, no, we can't," said a voice with reassurance on the other side of the wall. "But you'd probably be quieter if she went on top."
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Quieter One Liners
Which quieter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with quieter? I can suggest the ones about nicer and peace and quiet.
- I have a pet tree... It's like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.
- I have a pet tree It's not as good as a pet dog but the bark is quieter.
- I have a pet treee It's kinda like a pet dog but the bark is quieter
- I just bought a device that makes my car 95% quieter! It fits perfectly over her mouth.
Rib-Tickling Quieter Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about quieter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooler jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make quieter pranks.
A dude is having a yard sale and is selling his TV
Customer: "Sweet I do need a new TV. How much?"
Seller: "5 dollars"
C: "What? Why is it so cheap?"
S: "Well it's stuck on full volume. The remote doesn't work"
C: "And you're just gonna sell it for $5 because you can't make it quieter?
S: "Yep"
C: "Wow. Can't turn that down"
This guy was selling a TV for a dollar.
I walked up to him and said, Wow! You're selling that thing for just a dollar?! He replied, Yep. But why? The thing is, the volume is cranked all the way up, and there's no way to make it quieter. That's the only problem with the TV? Yep. And you're selling it for 1 dollar? That is correct. Boy, can't turn that down!
Little Jimmy was sleeping in class when...
The teacher saw him dozing off and interrupted his nap.
He said in a stern tone: "Jimmy, you know you can't sleep in class."
Jimmy retorted: "Yeah, but if you were a little quieter I could."
Zippity do dah
My grandfather was having a nice suit made at a tailor shop. The tailor asked him "Would you prefer a button fly or zipper?" He thought about it for a while and said" b**... please, they are quieter in the movies."
Last Night at the Club...
I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."
